OK Magazine Launch Party: Fashion Gone Wrong

looking at jessica reminds me of the the tanned lady with shriveled up prune tits on "there's something about mary". we all know that lips don't tan but to erase it to show off the rest of your bod that does is just stupid - but then again jessica IS kinda stupid ain't she?

Enough of the goddamn mod lipgloss Jessica!...we know you're tan.

Jessica has such a manly jaw and chin. Did anyone else notice that her left boob is sitting 6 inches higher than her right in these photos? Maybe some asymetrical sag happening here?

Daenerys wrote: *yeah and why did Kayla steal my grade 4 Easter Dress?*

Because Kayla is a fucking bitch. Filthy little guttersnipe! If I ever see her in a dark alley, I'll give her a major wedgie! And I'll get your dress back, of that you can be certain!

This, Daenerys, is my pledge /TO YOU!/

Whoa!........... tacky............. crap............

Speaking of Jabba Jones, has anyone seen the Family Guy movie about Stewie's life? He is on The View and he throws a cheese cake on to the table and the women start attacking it like ravenous hyenas. Excellent!

What happened to Jessica's lips??? They've disappeared!

Woah. Could there be a more truly irritating bunch of B-Listers? This party's messed up like Polio.

Only hint of A-List is Phoebe's botox. She MUST have SAME doc as Nicole Kidman. But she's even MORE scary. Did a clown hurl his technicolor clown vomit on Trendy and Kayla? And Bat Fling -- I mean -- BAI LING, gets kudos for camoflaguing long-Asian-gal torso and giving illusion that she doesn't have stubby-little-Asian-gal-legs to match. Jessica and Star? Where are their husbands? By attending this lame-ass party by OK! is it like a "Get Out of Jail Free Card?" The rag promises to NOT write any more crap about the divorce or wondering 'bout which team Al's on?

She is not even that pretty anymore. She looked so much better when she first started out.

I still like her though. I just hope she does not morph into another one of those fake Hollywood girls that all look alike, but it looks like it has already started to happen.

Bobby Trendy is a trip! Worse than being him would be being the guy who shows up in the same outfit as him.

Why in the hell does Jessica insist on wearing the lipstick that makes her look like her lips are white? She is starting to look like Tyrone from the Chapelle Show. I give her another 4 years and she'll look like she's been used up and tossed out.

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Gawd! That Bobby Trendy really get's my cock hard. You know that little yellow twink waxes it all... he aint afraid! Oh! Gawd!

Jessica has some bad roots coming in. Phoebe Price looks like she has lazy eye, yet nice tits.

Aromia don't be stupid. OK! is marketing itself as a CELEBRITY FRIENDLY magazine. Also learn how to spell. It's P-A-P-A-R-A-Z-Z-I.

lizzie grubman looks like a grub.... when yr tan is darker thatn yr haircolor, then, girlfriend, you need help.

besides, shes all "yeah, i was drunk and ran over a bunch of peeps in the hamptons, but whatevs, i got off scot free cuz i hang with PHil and tara reid and have cash up the wazoo"

she should rot in jail. dumb beeyotch

i love this website! the comments are hilarious-tammy, i think you're so fucking funny...but is there anyone else who can't see the pictures? they're coming up as small little boxes and it makes me very sad

yeah and why did Kayla steal my grade 4 Easter Dress?

i have to agree that things are getting totally scary when star jabba the hut jones & is the normal looking one! wtf?? jessica is an oompah loompah, that phoebe woman is the walking dead.

Jessica is turning into Lizzie grubman!

And by the way... isnt OK mag like a paperrazii magazine.. its about celebrities stupid lives.... and then celebrities complain about people getting all in their business...

doesnt make sense

Jessica looks like a man face.

jessica simpson has a small head and bump on her nose

If you look at Jessica's lips and the smile on the old guys face...I bet you can figure out what she's been doing. Wonder how much Joe got for that?

WTF? Bai Ling looks normal, (even better) compared to the rest. When has that EVER happened??!!