Russian Women: Man's Gift From God

“Beauty will save the world.”

Those wise words came from one of the greatest authors to ever live, Mr. Fydor Dosteovsky (also Russian). The powers of beauty are self-evident, but I must confess, I nearly had a heart attack after setting my eyes on these two beauties.

May God have mercy on all hot Ruskies.

Side note: The photo was taken by one of our readers (wants to remain anonymous), who visited the Playboy Mansion for a party earlier this year (damn you!!!). Once again, if you’re in the position to provide two invites to the mansion for the New Years party, please do email us. We will hook you up like no other.


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DraGoN

I live in germany and I can say that its all really mixed but anyway most of the people here has brown or dark blonde hair and blue or hazel eyes, often green and brown too. Some people could see dark blonde as brown too, but its not. So you see 90% of the germans, doesnt matter where they live have dark hair. And 70% of all paint their hair blonde. In roman times germans painted their hair too and people thought that all germans are blonde but most of then have never been. They had gold blond, dark blond or brown hair. And most of the scandinavians have darker blond too. Far blonde is in 98% not natural in the world.

maersk

ukrainian (or half ukranian) girls are where its at

Nemo
Nemo

Actually, it looks like it's in the south west, opps.

Nemo
Nemo

I'm also almost all German, and I got the thick dark hair and olive skin tones. My family came from around the Tauber river area, which is, I think North East Germany.

HOmade
HOmade

"Hey thanks Jacquelyn. I learned something new today. I didnt realize that the farther South you go the more blond you get. I totally believe you as I am more so from the Northern part of Germany."

So not true! Most Bavarians are decendants of Vikings. My father's side of the family are Northern German with very fair skin, eyes, and hair.

HOmade
HOmade

Good God, 1 out of every 50 Russian bitches are actually hot!...please no generalizing.

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

PS. Daenerys, my eyes are not exotic, just freaky. If this were early Salem I would have probably been condemned as a witch and burned at the stake. But thanks.

BE PROUD OF YOUR MUSTACHE. $20 isn't too bad for waxing, either. The pain, though. Oh... the pain...

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

Redheads have more fun. Much, much more fun!!

Varian Gray

and, just for the record X-Ray, i love Russian girls. i actually have some great pics to send the Bastardly crew of a gorgeous blonde Russian that lives here in Seattle that Jules Jordan of Evil Empire called my like crazy for a shoot with her. some of the pics can't be published here for sure, but i'll send them out if there's any interest.

we'll actually be in Moscow this December shooting some Russian girls. i think they're extremely sexy.

Varian Gray

yes, these girls are crazy crazy hot. my lord.!

Daeneyrs
Daeneyrs

well my ancestors actually originate from Russia and then immigrated to Germany at some point. that is basically all I know. I dont speak German really, i know a few words, but to spell them I would be lost! i always appreciate new information though! thanks!

DB, a brown and green eye, woo, how exotic! is it true that red heads are super smart and have a quick temper? I never knew if there was any truth to that statement. A moustache oh no! i hope not haha, I already have to pay 20 bucks every two weeks to get the brows done, eek Im scared!

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

Well, I'm of eastern European descent and I have one brown and one green eye, and red hair.

Not sure why I threw that in but it seemed like everyone was sharing their heritage and colors.

These babes are aiiight. Not remarkable but at least real.

Daenerys, you could never grow fat, hairy and ugly! Just grow a proud mustache like grandmom and keep it nattily groomed. That's what I plan to do.

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Anytime! Ich spreche Deutsch also, und ich habe funf zeite Deutschland besucht. The so-called Vikings inhabited the North, and Beaner is right, the Czech people inhabited the South, it makes sense Geographically that it would happen that way. Anyway, you should do some research on your family, that's how I found out that my great-relatives founded the area of Houston that I grew up in. Bis Spaeter!

Beaner
Beaner

You must be right, i am of Czech descent and have blond hair blue eyes. Czech Republic is south/south east of Germany.

Daenerys
Daenerys

Hey thanks Jacquelyn. I learned something new today. I didnt realize that the farther South you go the more blond you get. I totally believe you as I am more so from the Northern part of Germany. Helloe to a fellow German! You rock Jacquelyn!

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Daenerys, all of my family is from Southern Germany near the Black Forest (in Muggensturm), and they all have very fair skin, light hair (the darkest being strawberry blonde), and either blue or hazel eyes. I think there are differentiations between the North and the South due to ancestry, immigration, and descension. I have found that most Northern Germans have the traits you spoke of: olive skin, darker hair, and the hair is also thicker in most Northern German residents. The last names that are dominant in my family are Reifel, Kuehm, Sauer, and Dittmar. In fact, the Sauers founded the area of Houston that I live in when the immigrated to America through the New Orleans port. But yes, the darker hair and skin are more dominant in Germany now, but if you go further South you see more pale skin, and light eyes and hair.

Daenerys
Daenerys

and most of us Germans also have darker skin tone, olive type. Not saying that their isnt blond/blue eyed Germans, but majority are not.

Daenerys
Daenerys

I am 100% German. My last name says it all Schnell. Most of us Germans are brunetts, and yes most of us look sort of like the girls up there. Im just really scared of turning fat, hairy and ugly when Im 40! Mind you my Aunts are still pretty, but they have about an extra 20 pounds on their frame.

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Anna is very cute, and Olivia is absolutely gorgeous. Dark hair and blue eyes, that is a good combo, and the full lips and wavy locks don't hurt either. Good job! :)

The German/Russian curse might be up there with the German/Cherokee Indian curse which befell me.......... although, thankfully, the German looks far outweigh the Cherokee looks for me. You can see some Cherokee in my cheekbones and nose, that's about it. Other than that, it's all German, light skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, you name it.

Daenerys
Daenerys

Thanks for fixing my post :), geesh 2 degrees and i still cant differentiate between affect and effect!

Daenerys
Daenerys

They are both very beautiful, hopefully the Russian/German curse wont effect them!

Gia
Gia

i think olivia is totally beautiful & completely hot! anna is pretty, but not as sexy as olivia. they both have luscious mouths.

Moelicious
Moelicious

Give em a break. They come from one of the coldest places on earth, for god's sake.

Aromia

eww they need a tan

Moelicious
Moelicious

This time it wasn't the V-Man...

X-Ray

When did Varian go to Russia?

Moelicious
Moelicious

"these girls do not even come close"

Would you like to retract this statement?

If these chicks are representative of the average ruskie, then Russia is pretty much as close to heaven as you can get...

lal

these girls do not even come close to the hot ruskkie elite. the one one the right iss pretty but there are way hotter russian girls out there

Bods From Gaines

These girls are crazy hottt!!

Getme: don't hate...appreciate!

It's not their fault that they are heavenly hot. Maybe there's something in the vodka?