Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - Bastardly Halloween Costumes
If you don’t have a costume as of right now, I highly suggest dressing up as either Tom or Katie. If you’re a chick & have successfully convinced your boyfriend into dressing up as Tom Cruise, please follow these simple rules:
1. Make sure he’s holding your hand the entire time
2. You must walk at least 2 steps behind him as you go from house to house
3. After each time you say Trick-or-Treat, you must—this is highly essential to the costume—make out for at least 8 seconds (followed by Tom nibbling on your earlobe for 10 seconds)
Have fun, kiddies!!