For those out of the loop, Andrea plays Teri Hatcher’s daughter on Desperate Housewives. After hanging around all these fashionable women, you’d think Andrea might find something wrong w/ a dress which more resembles a sample color palette for cheap, secondhand draperies than anything meant to be worn.
Don’t be cheap, Andrea. Even though you’re only 15, for the sake of your career, please keep your mommy far-far away from your closet!!
My convo w/ a co-worker prior to posting:
Me: So you think the E.T. & Mischa thing’s pretty bad, huh?
Co-Worker: Ya, it’s pretty stupid. I don’t even think it’s…funny.
So w/ that in hand…
If you go for weeks with around 4-5 hours of sleep & then stare @ Mischa’s face long enough, desperately trying to find something in that box of a skull to make fun of, you’ll slowly see the E.T. inside of her come to life*. Her long neck, pronounced cheekbones, eyes & huge forehead will all morph into E.T. in front of your very eyes! It’s amazing, I tell you.
In an attempt to make up for this horrible-horrible post, here are some pics of Mischa wearing a scandalously skimpy robe. All you horny guys out there, don’t bump your heads into your monitor as you try to find Mischa’s nipple.
*In order to make this work some of you might require cocaine, marijuana, heroin or of course, if you don’t have access to those drugs or the money to buy them, excessive amounts of alcohol can serve as an adequate substitute.
Thanks Sophia
+6.00 - British babes are bloody hot!!!…and could probably pour you a mean spot of tea.
+0.75 - British accent….oooh yeah!!!
+0.63 - Doesn’t have fucked up British teeth
+0.81 - Nice rack!!!
+0.28 - Is an avid sports fan.
-0.19 - But a avid sports fan of soccer…I mean, futbol????
+0.49 - Sexy calendar that a lot of Horny British teens are probably wanking-off to right now.
+0.02 - To my knowledge has not dated that tool JC Chasez.
-1.50 - Not Latina.
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7.29 - Queen Elizabeth would be proud of the showing her people have made on The Bastardly.
Bai Ling’s open for some Kiss Kiss Bang-Bangin’!
Man, if only Bai Ling remembered to sport the bunny ears & bring along Hef as her date, she would’ve been the perfect Bunny!
Bai Ling’s outfit is strategically perfect in its design & function. It’s very accommodative for quickies with high profile personalities that attend such premieres. She’s Chinese & therefore, naturally very shrewd in all her actions.
In one swift motion, she can let her 10-inch nipples out of their cage for gentle nibbling or of course, expose her tunnel of love to allow deep-pocked & highly networked individuals a tour of Bai Ling Province inside her sexy bod!
Ok, enough bullshitting…
The photo above, in all its colorful glory, was right, smack in the middle of today’s Wall Street Journal. Being so damn far away from Asia, I had no clue of the fact that S. Korea is the epicenter of cool in Asia. In my apparent ignorance, I always gave Japan that all-important recognition.
S. Korean girls (you know this was coming, alright) have always been one of my favs of the region. While we’re on this topic, my personal ranking goes something like this…
1. Filipino
2. Mongolians (Comments on this post support the Godly Mongolian hotties. The Mongols & Chinese are not in the same rickshaw!)
3. Koreans
4. Japanese
5. Chinese
6. Bethdamese
Ok, excuse the minor digression, but I felt the need to divulge such pertinent. With a lot of rich Koreans getting nose jobs, coupled w/ other surgeries early on in their lives, I can only see this as a positive move. If you see something wrong, fix it early in the game. Why wait until you’re a crusty, old woman to make changes?!
Here’s a brief excerpt from the article.
Lee Bingping, a woman from Foshan in southern China who visited Dr. Jung’s clinic last year, says many of the Korean features she admires may be the result of a surgeon’s skill. “I think Korean actresses are pretty. Because of Korean plastic-surgery techniques, they have a very soft, graceful style,” Ms. Lee says. “If you have the money and the resources, you should try to look as good as possible.”
Just how common these procedures have become is hard to track but the number of surgeons performing image-enhancing work such as nose jobs and eye lifts has increased sharply. The Korean Society of Aesthetic and Plastic Surgery, a professional group, says its membership has risen 85% to 960 since 2000. Another group, the Korean Society of Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeons, lists 1,300 members. (California, with a population of 34 million, has 864 plastic surgeons, according to the state medical board.)
“All the buzz and atmosphere makes young people today think [surgery] is common,” says Lee Yihsiu, who runs the Taipei office of International Plastic Surgery, which matches up foreign patients with Korean surgeons. “Korean pop culture has made plastic surgery fashionable.” [Read it all @ WSJ]
For those of you who think Donatella is not a woman, but a freak of nature, the picture above should confirm that Dons was once a normal woman—that is until 1997 when her bro was hunted down by his gay stalker.
Since then Donatella has spent her time indulging (maybe a little too much @ times) in the fruits of life.
1. Doing coke (of course)
2. Recovering from massive plastic surgery operations. We’re talkin’ lips, cheeks, eyes, nose & everything else Gucci Board of Directors would allow her to expense.
3. She did all of the above while lying inside a tanning bed.
A few days back, these two beauties were in Monte Carlo, Monaco attending Swarovski Fashion Rocks for The Prince’s Trust. Odds are pretty good that Mariah Carey didn’t donate any money after all the practice she gets neglecting her prostitute, elder sister.
Here are a few more puke-inducing pictures. With the theory of relativity in mind, Mariah is one sexy bitch!!
Since Moe did post on these 2 just recently I thought I had to ask the question: Who is more MILFilicious!??!?!?!
I’m holding up my end of the bargain from farmgirl’s bribe. So enjoy your plethora of Matthew McConaughey pics.
God damn, what a difference an engagement, a new stylist & a few months can make. Avril looks like a any randomyuppy girl you’d spot when hitting up these functions. Let’s hope she doesn’t tip-toe her way into the Dark Side & befriend someone like Paris or Nicole. Maybe this is a new beginning into something really beautiful?
Whatever’s going down, it sure appears as if Avril was recently released from the music industry’s greedy prison—the same prison in which she was forced to play the role of some lame, little punk rockin’ chick (from Canada), who had a penchant for getting wasted & flicking off the paparazzi.
Here are a few more pics to help Avril’s transformation sink in.