First off, this lady shouldn’t be allowed out of her daddy’s mansion & secondly, she should be covered from head to toe, in multiple layers — to the point where innocent bystanders cannot tell it’s her.
If you haven’t already been blinded by the first pic, enjoy the one below.
All Photos courtesy of Tricia Cruz
A couple weeks back we had a chance to catch Ms Tricia Cruz for a quick interview. We figured with the International Latino Festival set to begin this weekend in Los Angeles, this would be the perfect time to learn more about the exploding Latino film industry in the States, as well as get a little personal w/ a woman who’s deeply immersed in it.
If you do manage to get yourself into the 10 day festival, make sure you check out Killer Snake. Tricia’s one of five Latin actresses trying to battle through the odds & strike it big in Hollywood. It’s playing this Sunday, the 23rd, at 5PM.
Without further delay, I give you Tricia Cruz! Enjoy.
No comment on the photo.
In superficial news, there’s a budding feud between the Olsen Monkeys & The Hilton Sluts. Read on, my friends, read on.
The Hilton sisters have been seen snogging two of Mary-Kate Olsen’s exes, according to Heat magazine.
It was only a few weeks ago when sweet twin Mary-Kate was happily dating Stavros Niarchos III…
But love didn’t blossom and just days after their relationship ended, he was seen getting frisky with Paris in an LA nightclub.
If that wasn’t enough, Mary-Kate’s other ex, David Katzenberg, was busy getting his groove on with Paris’ sibling, Nicky Hilton… in the same place.
Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate’s twin, is not impressed. A friend said:
“Ashley fears that Mary-Kate is just not going to be able to handle losing Stavros to Paris.
“But Paris and Nicky are used to getting what they want - when they want.” [Sky]
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pullin’ for the Monkeys on this one.
Ok, the rules are very simple.
1. Must be a girl (preferably really hot & Latina, but whatever) - Verifying your sex will be a little tricky, but we’ll be able to tell w/ your post.
2. Put on your funny, witty & scandalous cap.
3. Write a post. You can make this really simple w/ pics or long w/ crazy smack talking—but make sure it’s not lame. (Gloria, you just direct hi-res pics of last night’s dinner over here.)
4. E-mail it over here (pictures & all) for posting. We will only resize pics if necessary, but beyond that, your post will remain untouched!
We’ll choose 5 of the best (I’ll be surprised if we get 3!) & post one each day during the week of November 14th - 18th. From there, the Bastardly readers will decide who’s Queen Bastardly!
Lastly, the prize will a Bastardly Tee!
Please make all submissions by November 8th!!!!
My God. First Kari Wuhrer & now 40-year old Jamie Gertz. This should be MILF Week on the Bastardly.
Any girl in her 20s would be content with Jamie’s pair of melons. These were snapped up by the Great Kitt 5000 (the dude who captures these photos from TV shows) off last week’s episode of Standing Still. I have yet to catch any episodes of this show, but now that I’ve seen these pics, my Tivo will be working overtime.
For those looking to tune in this week, check it out on Wednesday @ 8PM ET/PT.
A few more follow.
This guy is one hard-hitting mo’fo and is my favorite player on the Seahawks’ defense!!!
He’s the one usually knocking the f* outta people.
Goes to show:
1) Even NFL Players get their asses kicked if they act the fool.
2) Reiterates why I stay clear away from Pioneer Square
Here are some recent & upcoming productions staring Bai Ling courtesy of the IMDb:
1. Southland Tales (2006) (post-production) (as Bai Ling)
2. The Gene Generation (2006) (post-production) …. Michelle
3. Man About Town (2005) (completed) …. Barbi Ling
4. Edmond (2005) …. Girl
5. Lords of Dogtown (2005) (as Bai Ling) …. Punky Photographer
Bottom line: Bai Ling is far from being finished.
Some background: Mel Gibson is a whorebag, so I’m forced to make fun of him whenever the delicious opportunities arise.
With that in hand, I will proceed to make fun of Mel Gibson & his recent purchase of his 3rd (not one or two, but, three; numero tres para mi hot Latina readers) for around $24million bones. I wonder how many Bibles you could buy for $24million? That’s $5mil away from Passion of the Christ’s production budget.
The latest beachfront abode has six bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, a gym, library, an office, elevator, bar, lagoon pool and a cabana.
Gibson, who has seven children with his wife, Robyn, still owns a four-bedroom, beachfront house in Malibu.
The 49-year-old actor also owns grazing and farm land in Australia, where he was raised. [13 WHAM]
A slight indulgence (with with Jesus might approve), but I guess when you’re ranked third on Forbes’ Celebrity 100 & have hundreds of millions in the bank, $24mil is peanuts.
Fans of American rockers The Killers were thrown into a state of panic at
the band’s recent Las Vegas concert, when a palm tree caught on fire.Paris Hilton and her pals Kimberly Stewart and Bijou Phillips were among the
revellers at the 7 October event, which was put on to celebrate the one-year
anniversary of Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel.But the three beauties, who were seated in the front-row VIP section, were
among the first to flee their seats when, threequarters of the way through
the show, a hotel guest flicked a cigarette from a balcony in the palm
fronds, sparking the blaze. [Breaking News]
The Superficial Terrorists struck, but the bitches dodged well this time around (too).
Also, since when is Kim Stewart a beauty? If Ireland On-Line keeps this up, their credibility will be in par w/ the Bastardly’s in no time.
And to help you kill a little more time, here are some pics of dumbass members of the paparazzi fighting over Paris photos.
This is quite possibly one of the saddest posts I’ve done, so bare with me.
Behold, my friends! This is a slice of an eggplant from my backyard w/ Allah written on it (in Arabic, of course). I can’t read or write Arabic, but luckily an A-rab friend was close by & saw it. You can compare with the Arabic form here.
I was thinking about eBaying it for $30-40k to some crazy, rich person, but battered up & fried, it was, by far, the most holiest & tastiest eggplant I’ve ever had! Promise.
May God have mercy on me.
Here are more Allah Eggplants!!