Paris Hilton's Debut Album: Slut Sounds

u grlz have absolutely no life. Dont u have better things to do then call a girl that u have probably never met, talked to, or even seen in person.Ill admit that she isnt the best peson to look up too, but u guys dont know her,so how do u know what she does or whose dick that she sucks. Stop being a bunch of gossip wannabees and get on with ur life. Its not that big of a deal. You girls are the reason why she is in the spot light. because u cant stop talkin bout her

Moose, the reason that she even got the contract in the first place was by sucking the producer's cock. What were you expecting? After years of not being talented, she isn't going to be now.

I've actually heard two rather rough copies of songs from the album. Not that anyone was expecting any thing great, or even marginally good, but it's just so overproduced that it's ridiculous. They've completely covered her voice (and rightly so) with so many synthesized effects that it's literally impossible to tell what she really sounds like. It's more like robowoman - with an echo. Even worse, you'd think that she could have somehow managed to find a producer that could give her a catchy beat to counteract her terrible voice (something Britney has done her entire career), but the whole thing is just bland bland bland. The whole experiment was a mistake - worse still is I feel that I've managed to contract every single one of her five thousand STDs just by listening.

she looks like a gaudy little figurine that my grandmother had that we found in her basement and we through it out because it was just too much and didn't fit in with anything in the house.

Guys, that photo looks kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posts #s 3 & 10: TRUUUE INDEEEEED!! I've never ever EVER seen Paris with any kind of cleavage.

If this really were an album, I wonder if it's just the audio from her own sex tape (the title would make perfect sense then). So let's see, she wants to sing but has no kind of singing voice; she's acted but has no kind of acting skills; she models but has no kind of model beauty...

At least I'd understand part of her appeal if she actually was hot. Oh well, at least if the video's good, I can watch it on mute (she'd better have some sexy a$$ extras and dancers, though!) LOL

The Good Doctor

^^ Just an observation on my part, but she ain't "shyyt" WITH air brushing and photoshop.

WTF Did those boobs come from??

That bitch wouldn't be shyyt with out air brush and photoshop!!!!

photoshop! photoshop! lol

ha ha keemee, take a bow... :)

god, will paris ever die?

Yeah, and it goes like this: "Do you like me 'cause I'm rich, or just because I suck alot of dicks?"

those that have got a blowjob from her have heard her voice....

"Since when did she have a voice?"

My question upon seeing this pic -- since when did she have a chest?

Thanks for the latest on Paris and her CD. Kewl!!!

But do you have ANY scoop on Paris keeping a pet kinkajou, which is illegal in the State of California?

Or did I get it wrong?

Is Paris really just keeping a pet -- "kinky-Jew?"

Unless she wants that big ugly bird nose of hers to show, I would choose a different angle.

However, with her rather large hooked nose, that might be easier said than done.