Jennifer Garner Is Ben Afleck's Pregnant Slave

Poker players are heartless, I tell you!

Ben’s ruthlessness reminds me of a crazy poker-fanatic-“friend” in college. I was a little tight one month & had to find a creative way of paying rent money. Due to excessive partying, I think I fell around $125 short, so naturally I figured I’d pawn my precious, clay poker chips to my crazy friend. Thinking he would show pity & buy it off me for $125 (I had bought a set of 100 chips for around $150), my friend turns around & starts to bargain with my ass. All the while I’m laying on the ground with a fucking dagger inside my stomach & this guy’s bargaining with me. Truly bastardly, I tell you. At the end of the day, I think he bought it off me for $75 or something. Son of a bitch, Snake.

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5 comments
nodakgirl
nodakgirl

How much you wanna BET that Ben's little daughter walks out of the womb smoking a stogie, wearing a pair of Ray-Bans, with a copy of The Racing Form under one arm and in the tiny fist of her other hand is the penthouse cardkey to The Palms' Adrienne Suite in Vegas?

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

when IS she gonna have the demon seed of ben affleck? she looks ready to pop.

alias01

I doubt Ben is abandoning her. Did you ever think that she went to Starbucks on purpose to show the stalkarazzi that she was still pregnant and maybe they would leave her in peace for a day??

gia
gia

she totally seems to love him more than he loves her...

Moose
Moose

She looks like an apartment building.