MoeJackson

If any of you bastardly visitors are interested in heading up The Bastardly Evening News, please email! You can have creative control, damn it!

Ok with that in hand, the pic above has been collecting dust on our photo server, so I figure why not throw it in with this post. The Olsen Monkeys are still pissed-off about Paris swinging on that crazy Greek dude’s penis. I am dying to hear about a Slut vs. Monkey fight go down at one of these yuppy fashion shows. Go Monkeys!!

* Tommie’s slave child having a boy named William Oscar? What next? [Glitterati]
* Mischa’s making the ugliest mistake of her life. [Hollywood Tuna]
* Perez Hilton defines Picasso & shows off some gay-ass photos [Perez Hilton]
* Bloody Nick Lachey has remarried—already!! [Pop Sugar]
* Christopher Knight: The luckiest Brady in the world!! Damn you!!! [A Socialite’s Life]
* Ganja link of the day! We gotta head back to Costa Rica, God damn it! [cityrag]
* Kazakhstan Threatens To Sue Borat. Hilarious!! [Yeeeah]