Christina Aguilera Is The New Maria Bratman


Pictures of Christina’s wedding in December’s OK! Magazine

I’ll probably always be Christina Aguilera’>Christina Aguilera professionally, but I’m thinking of changing some legal things and going by my middle name Maria and his last name. [SF Gate]

Christina, why are you making the inevitable divorce process even more complicated?

Before I forget, the Official Bastardly Over/Under of the number of months this marriage will last is 24 months—before Christmas, 2007! Godspeed, Mr. & Mrs. Bratman!