The Bastardly Evening News - Nov. 30, 2005

Skinny, scary bitches turn their shit around. We’re happy for them.

I’m happy to report that we have a community volunteer who’s willing to take up the task of doing these links! We’ll do proper introductions once things start rollin’! A big thanks to all two of you who bothered to email. Bastards.

Have fun with these linkies!!

* Jennifer Garner is about to hit her 18th month of pregnancy. [Celebrity Baby Blog]
* Keanu Reeves is fucked up. Before it’s too late, somebody better help the poor guy. [Just Jared]
* Sienna Miller: Not only does she sleep with a manwhore every night of the week, she tries to attack members of the paparazzi. [A Socialite's Life]
* Drunk Tara got a Boobie Upgrade just in time for the 2006 award season! Ow!! [cityrag]
* Stephen Colbert is a hilarious bastard! God daaaayum! [onegoodmove]
* Vanessa Marcil looks tired, sexed-up & worn out. Vanessa, call me for sloppy 3000s!! [Hollywood Tuna]
* Vince and J. Aniston: Officially the most boring couple. Ever. [POPSUGAR]

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naiwindrider

I never understood the obsession with weight, but i'll admit i fall prey to it as well. The only time i can understand an issue with body size is with a measuring tape (ie, if you're 5'4 and have a 47 inch waist, you're quite large). My body's weird, i'm 5'4, weigh 160 lbs, and yet have a 29 inch waist, which by hollywood standards is large. However, if i'd drop to 130, i'd look like Skeletor, lol.

Stupid media ;)

Gia
Gia

its tough to be satisfied with your body when you are a women because there are so many conflicting rules out there. when i read somewhere that beyonce is curvy, yes that makes sense, but then some stupid magazine will call jolie curvy just because she has breasts, when we all know she is skinny as all hell.

then skinny is good, but only on certain people. nicole ritchie may be hot in one article, but then in another she is considered anorexic. kirstie alley & oprah have lost weight & are now somehow considered slender by some, but they are still chunky & average. its just all too confusing. i think women need to just eat healthy, excercise & be the best they can be for their own body type without even looking at celebrities for inspiration. its all so messed up.

blah!

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Caramella, it's a deal! Ready........... GO!

caramella

jacquelyn, I'll trade with you. My ultra-quick metabolism makes it hard for me to really put on some padding, and it's fuckin annoying.

caramella

dis-GUSTING!! I myself am of a slender build, but would love to be thicker, more voluptuous. White women get so freakin mental about weight. sick. The beauty of our gender is in curves, softness. What's sexy about lookin like Skeletor?!

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

See? That's what'll happen when you go whistling down the canyon or sleep with an old man.

farmgirl
farmgirl

I mean she's gorgeous now-at the healthy weight (not the skeleton-like weight)

farmgirl
farmgirl

wow, I never knew Portia De Rossi got that bad...she's gorgeous.

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Damn! I know this is bad, but I wish I had that opposite problem, too! Most women are overweight trying to get to a healthy weight, and I will admit that it would be a lot easier to gain weight than to take it off. Hell! Just eat Mc D's, Sonic, and Burger King 4 times a week, and voila! You go from a nasty fossil-looking human to a somewhat curvy beauty! Instead I am over here eating salads, peas, and lots of fruit to try and LOSE WEIGHT! lol