Posts from July 2014

Fat Britney Back On Pregnancy Diet

 in the weewizzle hours by 16


It looks like she’s 6 months pregnant again, only 2 months after giving birth. Either that or Britney has been trapped inside a Cheetos bag that’s locked inside a gigantic glass of a Mocha Frappuccino (with tons of whip cream).

Also, what could Genius Kev’s Tee possibly mean?! While you think, here are a few more picas!

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The A-Rab: Magazine For Men In the Middle East

 in the middle of the afternoon by 3

We here @ the Bastardly obviously don’t live under a gossip-only rock & when time permits, we try our best to nibble on issues beyond those that happen to be superficial in flavor. The endless tension between the Muslim & Jews is merely one of these issues. Since we did a post on Heeb Magazine yesterday, I don’t want to shortchange the Arab print media industry, so please check out the latest issue of The A-Raab!

When I saw this one, I almost gagged myself with my hookah pipe. Enjoy.

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Body Double: American Angelina Joile & Romanian Gabi

 late in the evening by 19

Amazing, huh? If anyone finds cheap tickets to Romania, please forward them our way. We need to visit Romania’s Angelina Jolie!!!

Don’t drool too much, guys. Gabi turns 18 NEXT April—that’s one reason why we’re not posting any more pictures. It’s kind of a lame reason, actually, b/c each country has her own way of measuring a given citizen’s level of maturity. Take for example, Albania’s age of consent. At merely the age of 14, the Albanian government considers their little girls & boys are ready for sex (Source: Avert.org)! Crazy, I tell you.

Ok, sorry for bringing in such morbid convo, but I think I was trying to convey a point (before I lost my train of thought). Before I close, please feast your eyes on our Angie with two of her ugly collegues from the States. Standing next to these political beasts, Angie can easily be considered the most beautiful person in the universe.

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Sarah Silverman in…Heeb Magazine: The New Jew Review

 early in the evening, before sex by 32

I almost choked on my kreplach soup when I saw this.

Apart from having the egg shaped head, Sarah Silverman is pretty cute…in a Jewish kinda way. Hah—I’m kidding!!! To tell you the truth, one of my first real crushes back in middle school was a Jewish chick. And course, I had no idea @ that time whether she was Jewish, Muslim or Christian. Her name was curiously also Sarah.

For our Jewish readers: Is it safe to assume that the name Sarah in the Jewish world is like Mohammed in Islam? I know like three Sarahs & they’re all Jewish! I guess being named after Abraham’s wife & a prophet takes you one step closer to heaven.

Anyway, here are a couple snaps of Sarah with her sheets. Ow!

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Nelly, Hot Women, Bathtub & Notorious B.I.G.

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 32


(Photo by Ray Tamarra/Getty Images). Notorious B.I.G. Duets Remix Video Shoot - Day 2

I want to be a God damn rap star, too!!!

This is a snap that comes from a soon-to-be-released music video in which Nelly has crazy-bathtub-sex with extremely hot women. This music video will do wonders in convincing kids of all ages that going to school & getting straight-As will not put them in a bathtub with two, drop-dead gorgeous women wearing next to nothing.

Damn you, Nelly!!

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