Oh what I’d give to see what happened in that bathroom stall….
Yes, I know we’re a couple days late making a post but c’mon, we were down for the past two days, you know I’d have had something up immediately on Monday morning.
View All Photos ›Oh what I’d give to see what happened in that bathroom stall….
Yes, I know we’re a couple days late making a post but c’mon, we were down for the past two days, you know I’d have had something up immediately on Monday morning.
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I still can’t believe Paris is sleeping w/ a dude who once had monkey sex with bloody Mary-Kate Olsen. That’s just not right, man.
Just like those ghettofied Source Awards, I’m anxiously awaiting the day when a superficial catfight between the Olsen Monkeys & the Hilton Whorentourage will break out. I have my money on the Monkeys.
Here’s a photo of Mary Kate from the 9th Annual ACE Awards @ Cipriani’s in NYC.
View All Photos ›When your photo is put next to one of the scariest/craziest sons of bitches on this planet & you end up looking scarier/crazier than the guy who’s supposed to the scariest/craziest, then my friends, you have issues.
The official Over/Under on Naomi Campbell’s inevitable arrest for murder of one of her poor & overworked slaves is 12-18 months. Peace be upon Naomi’s victim.
Ok, enough Naomi bashing! Below are photos from the premiere of Get Rich or Die Tryin’. I think it’s pretty fucked up how they’re treating the billboards for the movie. Dumbass people need to shoot the hicks that head up the NRA, not take down harmless movie billboards. Typical.
View All Photos ›Apologies to everyone for the recent downtime. We had some issues w/ the Bastardly server (currently somewhere in the Bay Area), but everything seems to be smooth now. We will be moving to another host before the year’s end, so let’s pray the move, when it does happen, goes well!
Ok, moving on to other junk. I know last week must seem like ages ago, but rest assured, my friends, the official “I Look Like Adriana Week” on the Bastardly is now behind us. It was fun while it lasted. Also, apologies go out to all those who felt as if their egos were trampled over by Star Jones of the past (before she had 500 hours of continuous sex with Al Reynolds—peace be upon him). In my book, all you ladies are hot, so please direct all scandalous photos over here.
Apart from that, here are a few more items of interest:
1. We’ve successfully moved all our photos off the moejackson.com server & on to Photobucket! Last month we transferred around 60gigs worth of Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie photos—that’s a lot of bandwidth money that could have gone to finding the cure to AIDS or even feeding malnourished children in Africa (the UN is apparently running short of food these days).
2. The final post on the front page will be a post from the past (older than 5-months), so enjoy them.
3. All Bastardly Interviews will now be showcased on Friday & sit on the site through the weekend. Commenting on these posts is purposely turned off until the post is pushed off the front page.
Ok, that’s it for now! We love you all.
Photos courtesy of Sondra Barker
Let me turn you eyes to the stunning Moroccan beauty Sondra Barker. I have my personal bias towards her since she spent some time living in Hawaii and experiencing the kamaaina spirit that I’d grown up with. In addition to her sexy bod slipping into hot bikinis and lingerie, she’s worked on developing her own line of skin care. Be sure to check out her official website for more info on how you can get beautiful skin like her…or if you wanna see more heat!!!
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Is the iPod that good?!
Well, for the sake of these two girls, I’m just going to assume they either lost a bet or are getting paid by Apple Computer.
They actually have a website devoted to people sending in their pics!!!!
I just couldn’t pass up the chance to post our next victim to the illness. We don’t know her name, but here she is….
View All Photos ›The first blows were issued at this comment. Now that we’ve got the pics from T we need to get pics from UglyRiceBowl. Yes folks, I know you want to see this matchup, just as much as you wanted to see this matchup. But if we don’t get pics from UglyRiceBowl this matchup just might never make it to The Bastardly. Here’s a taste of what T has to offer this most-hyped potential matchup.
Will UglyRiceBowl accept the challenge? Or does the silence from her already give us indication that she’s too intimidated by T?!?! Come clean URB!!!!