Boney Nicole Richie & DJ AM's Breakup Rumors

DJ AM’s friends have started to talk.

Yes, my friends, rumor has it that DJ AM’s reason for leaving was two-fold.

1. He liked boobies in the face—not bruises.
2. And, the poor guy couldn’t take the guilt of seeing Nicole Richie naked. The eerie feeling of having sex with a boney minor just hitting puberty slithered into his mind. Gross, indeed.

Also, since we have our eyes & ears where few gossip blogs do, we are hearing that Nicole is contemplating gaining some of the weight back. This is very troubling news since history has proven that Nicole Richie does not operate in moderation, but only extremes.

Nicole, the best solution to your problem is to stay out of the limelight & enjoy your daddy’s money. Dude, just chill for the next 50 or so years. There is no reason to leave your mark in this world by being on TV shows, writing books, releasing solo albums & God forbid, “actâ€? in movies. We’ll forgive you.

Now we will proceed to show photos of Nicole from her chubby past & her boney recent past. Enjoy the show.

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Doryce
Doryce

Is Nicole Richie back to doing drugs? Is that the "partying" Goldstein objected to?

Nicole is trying too hard to copy Paris Hilton, she even poses like her.

But Paris is taller and naturally on the skinny side, just look at her younger sister. Thin comes naturally to Paris but it takes too much of a toll on Nicole to diet down to that skinny size.

Well, I hope Nicole snaps out of that crazyness. I feel bad for her getting dumped.

Jessicka

i think nicole richie is gorgeous and is beautiful even how thin she is... being thin is so pretty...she looks alot better the weight sheis than she was before

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

I'll admit i like her skinny but i do think she could use a good 8-10 pounds back on her. NOT as much as she had in those runway shots but if she softened the edges a bit she'd be perfect. I like how elegant she looks thin but h er breastbone shouldn't stick out like that.

Lili

look at her head - it's huge!!

amanda

she looked so much better when she was chubby, like a human. if she just didn't wear clothes showcasing all the wrong body parts you probably wouldn't be able to notice her figure flaws.

Daeneyrs
Daeneyrs

oh man, I think she looks better chubby as well. Nice camel toe she's got going in pic #5. Great blog entry!

alyssa

she looks like uma thurman on page 4 lower left picture

Danielle
Danielle

I liked her better when she was chubbs.... she was fun then!

Moose
Moose

The lack of any feminine curvature makes her body look grossly young, but what makes the whole package so much weirder is how astonishingly OLD her face looks.

anegeleyes1122
anegeleyes1122

Does she really think any man, besides a chester the molestor would want something so small? she looks about 6 ot 7. Thats gross. Women are meant to have curves. thats the different between girls and women.

María
María

Can you imagine the butt shot in skinny?

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

That butt shot was the lowlight of my day, thanks................ and she is waaaaaaaaaaaay too skinny, the guy from the movie Seven should force feed her until she looks healthy again. :)

Gargamel
Gargamel

She said she was fat because she was in rehab. So now that she's thin again, that means what? That's right - she's gone right back to the drugs. See stoned look in Picture 4.

l
l

man i take back what i said before. i have seen the light, she is way to skinny now...and more then the ten pounds she claims to have lost.........

and god, the page three arse shot should have had a warning.........

her face is pretty though

ROfuL

:( i use to be in love with her when she had a little meat on her.