* So…any of you cats want to know the real reason Dave Chappelle left his retardedly successful show? I’m not gonna get into much detail, but it involves Oprah, Bill Cosby, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan and some dude standing on Dave’s chest while he was sleeping. I so want all this to be true… [ChappelleTheory]
* Now I don’t know how many of you keep up with world news and such, but it was recently revealed that Stalin had his scientists working on creating half-man, half-ape super warriors. Supposedly they were not successful in the creation of this new super-race. I believe I may have found evidence to the contrary. Peep these pics of Paris Hilton shoppping…check out her feet in ‘em. Bitch got toes that are as long as fingers…looks like them shits got extra joints too. I know she could totally use those things as hands to do all sorts of things…but I’m willing to bet she uses them solely so that she can give handjobs to 4 penises at the same time. Probably not what Stalin had in mind, but it would explain much… [PinkIsTheNewBlog] [- scroll down -]
* Hayden Christiansen got all angry and chased a “fan” down the street when he was accused by said “fan” of ruining the Star Wars movies. He wasn’t the only one that helped destroy my fond childhood memories of Star Wars…but i still would like to gouge his eyes out for assaulting my delicate sensibilites with his leaden “acting” abilities and his vulgar appearance. [Defamer]
* I dunno…many people are talking shit about Hilary Duff, saying she has a “horse face” and big-ass Chicklet teeth. This may be true, but I think she is fully hot and would do her in a minute (literally). Regardless of where you stand on her hotness, homegirl is unarguably a bit grody…here are some pics of her picking her ass (which is normal and nothing to make a big stink about) and some pics of her smelling (or licking) the finger she picked her ass with (which is kinda gross unless yer German). I’d still do her…but I wouldn’t want to suck on her fingers or make out with her - I’m not down with doody in the mouth. [Yeeeah]
No the theory probably isn't, but its still a messed up none the less. I still stick by my statements and don't think people should behave that way. Its pretty well thought out though.
fyi............. the site has the word BULLSHIT stamped at the top of it, but it's still funny to think about, nonetheless. I DO think that any other member of the rich and famous black community who is offended by his comedy should put a damn sock in it, though, because we ultimately don't care what they think..................
Who nominated those people to threaten another man's life and the lives of his family? I don't know if that theory is true or not, but in no way does anybody and I mean ANYBODY have the right to threaten another persons' life. I don't care how offended you are or how much money you have advocated to pull something like that off, you can't act like that persons' life or the lives of others around him don't matter. If that theory is true, I no longer have respect for Oprah, Bill Cosby, Whoopi, or any of those other members of that group. The only being that decides on life or death is GOD, not another human being and its pretty sick that it was stooped to that level. I hope for the sakes of the people involved in that group that this theory is not true.
PS - publications like this one will only help Dave Chapelle to profit more from his success. :)
Holy crap............................
That was a very elaborate and well written theory!
Either Dave Chapelle really buckled under the pressure (which I kind of doubt) or those people really were trying to bring him down, but not only for the "sake of the black community", but also avoid sharing fame and respect with yet ANOTHER black person, it would take away from their spotlight, ya know................... jealous bitches, lol.
Either way, if Al Sharpton EVER wins a presidential election, we are all screwed.
And who gives a DAMN if Dave Chapelle offends a few people, apparently the majority of TV viewers LOVE him, and all of those overly sensitive dicks who whined about him degrading the black race need to grow a f*cking personality or just dissapear.... forever....
If Al Sharpton had his own show, I'd totally be a total believer in this Chapelle theory...curiously, the talks of his new sitcom were put to sleep (for now). (article pasted below)
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/59182.htm
AL SHARPTON NIXES SITCOM
December 21, 2005 -- REV. Al Sharpton will not appear in a new CBS sitcom after all.
Sharpton says that talks between his office and CBS' sister company, Paramount, to create a comedy called "Al in the Family" have ended.
"I haven't done the things I've done to be in a sitcom," he said. There were discussions between Paramount and someone else for a television series, he told the Charlotte News & Observer, but they have ended.
"I'm not interested in being Archie Bunker, I'm looking forward to becoming George Bush," Sharpton said, alluding to yet another future run to be the first black U.S. president.
The show was supposed to feature the rotund reverend as he deals with "being at the center of a family with conflicting political and social views."
Earlier this month, Sharpton told The Post that filming on the pilot could begin early next year.
"I guess now we'll see if I can be consistently funny," Sharpton said at the time.
someone took a shit load of time writing all that about Dave...I too hope it's true.
One thing;s for sure though, Bill Cosby is one angry mother fucker.
Chapelle:
He made some money and now he wants to enjoy it. Good for him.
Star Bores:
Gosh, I always thought Manequin Skywalker was the best acted character in the whole series, next to that flat chested 4 foot tall chick who can't act, and and and and...
Seriously, I doubt blame the actors involved. The dialog was atrcious and Lucas was obviously too prideful to hand that off or directing to even a close friend, like Larry Kasdan.
actually, dave chappelle doesn't/didn't write most of the Chappele's Show material, his partner Neal Brennan(a white Irish guy) does/did and there has been a great deal of rumour that they had a severe falling out.
hmmm...that Chappelle thing is crazy if it's true. Who'd a thunk.