* I did not think it was possible to despise and be disgusted by Kirsten Dunst more than I already do. This undeserving, pasty skinned, white-trash, saggy breastified, jacked toofed, no skillz ho-bag just gave me (and everyone else) another reason to want to kick her face in. Bitch parks in handicap spaces. I have no particular love for the crips either way, but this shit is just fucked up. I hope she gets Christopher Reeved…bitch. [WWTDD]
* This news fukkin rules! I was all depressed and shit when I found out Scarlett Johansson was going out with Josh Harnett, as it meant that Ms. Johansson would not be snacking on my sausage anytime soon. Hope is back, bitches!!! Scarlett broke it down to her man that she wants more D - she’s down with open relationships - SW33T. Sucks for Josh, rules for me. Scarlett, you gots my digits, give a holla… [Yeeeah]
* Color me dumbfounded. The knowledge has dropped the Johnny Knoxville knows how to read!!! Fo’ reals! Even more astounding is that he is using his reading skills and combining them with writing and is “authoring” (and I use that term veeeeeery loosely) a novel. I bet it will have lots of pictures…and may even be a popup book. [Jossip]
* As you may have figured out by now, unless you are seriously mentally challenged, the Chappelle Theory noted yesterday is a hoax. Anyways, although that was a hoax, the Cosby Theory is not…it explains the evil and mysterious reasons why The Cos no longer sports those fancy sweaters he used to rock back in the day. [CosbyTheory]
No.. I don't like this flic much. She has such pale skin, its scary.
What a stupid cunt. Just another celeb who thinks the rules don't apply to them.
I agree ...very weak..
why on earth is she parking in a wheelchair zone is it because she thinks shes better than anyone else because shes in movies gaah what is with these self-centred celebs these days they think there soo much better she should be fined, and to think that someone in a wheeelchair could be tryign to fnd a park but kirsten dunst who can walk perfectly fine took there spot gaah celebs there soo cruel
hypocrisy is the new black. think about it.
Dude, hypocrisy is in.
I mean, life is so much easier when you're a obscenely rich hypocrite b/c you talk all types of talk and walk your type of walk.
I once saw Bill Maher board a Bombardier Global Express at the Van Nuys Airport and fly off to Europe nonstop. This was hours after a taping of HBOs "Real Time with Bill Maher" where he blamed Hurricane Katrina on emissions causing global warming. The Global Express can fly 14 hours nonstop averaging 534 gallons of fuel consumption per hour at a normal cruise speed of Mach .85 Bill Maher consumed just under 6,000 gallons of kerosene on his joint to Brussels, Copenhagen, Prague or where ever alse he goes to fuck Euro-Skanks. Bill Maher owns a Prius, cause he cares!
p.s. pigmentally lacking! LMAO! thats a good one. her hair is the same color as her (sallow) skin. yuck.
or its always these assholes that drive prius's or talk about how bad SUV's are, but then take PRIVATE JETS everywhere, which is retarded b/c one flight in a private jet does more damage to the environment than a whole year of driving an SUV. these people need to pull their heads out of there asses and stop telling everyone else how to live (tom cruise, are you listening?)
Well she is "pigmentally lacking" and well as being "orally challenged/dentally denied." It's always the Prius-driving assholes who are the biggest swine; those self-rightous morons who think that by paying $25k for a fucking car the size of a Ford Focus they can rant about how they love the planet more than the rest of us do. Hybrid cars are those who can't do basic math and think that NiCd batteries/power systems pollute less than straight up internal combustion engines. Fuck 'em in their asses with glass dildos.