Victoria Beckham: Poshest Whore @ John Elton's Wedding

It’s true & fairly obvious from the looks of these delicious photos that this lady is a plastic, conniving whore, but, if given the opportunity to triple-bag your precious goodies, there aren’t too many heterosexual guys out there who wouldn’t want to take a dive into Victoria Beckham.

Come on now, she falls into the same, damn category as Paris Hilton: You’d do her just for the life-long bragging rights to friends & family. I mean, girls would jump all over you just knowing that your penis (even though it was triple/quadruple-bagged @ the time of the sexual encounter) was once inside Paris Hilton or Victoria Beckham. Average girls would, in a sense, feel they’re only one penis-degree away from, say, D. Beckham’s Penis, so yeah, the possibilities are endless, my friends.

Ok, enough penis talk. Posh decided to wear the Tess Smith Dress (different color, same prostitute aura) to one of the world’s gayest weddings thrown by The world’s gayest man. What the hell was she thinking? Well, maybe she’s so full of herself that she thought she could actually make a gay man in attendance cross the sexual tracks & fall for her slutty ass. Poshie is always thinking, I tell you!! I love it.

Below are a few obscenely large photos of her in the Tess Smith Dress, so enjoy.

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OOZIE
OOZIE

OMG IT MUST PAIN HER TO SEE THESE PICS SINCE SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BOY NOW :(

TammyA

Victoria Beckham has a great figure. And women with hips, with curves, with boobs, with small boobs, etc., can have great figures too. We should stick together as women and be confident that all sorts of figures are great and men are attracted to a variety of different shapes. As far as her taste in clothing, it is amazingly tarty looking for the most part. It would be hilarious if a regular gal tried to get away with wearing half these things, forget about whether we could fit in it or not, it is just so over the top. And for the men who are debating whether they would "hit it" or not, too funny. Why don't you send your pic to her and let her debate your looks and whether she'd hit it with you.

Real English Rose

For anyone who thinks 'posh haters' are jealous, let me set you straight. Some of us think that skinny is vile. I know my man does. I love my figure, I'm slim but curvy WITH HIPS and C cup boobs. I love it! Certainly not jealous of Poshs body....but I can understand that many of you out there are just as insecure as Posh like that boy, no flesh, straight up and down look. And as for her being a great mother..????Are you kidding me??? SOme of you say it, but you dont even know what it means! The woman is one of the most photographed women in the world, yet how often do you see her with her kids???? Chew on that.....and how often is she flying from US to London to 'self promote' leaving her kids behind?? ALWAYS! The woman isnt a role model of any sort, and the fans she does have, unfortunatly, are an inducation of the kind of society our once wonderful Britain has turned into. Chav lovers.

smartypants

I have no problem with anyone wearing real fur. Animals are going to die anyway, whether they are turned into coats or not. They will die of horrible diseases, get hit by cars on highways, even become other animals' dinners. Real life is not a Walt Disney movie. I've read that the leading cause of death for wild beavers is having trees fall on them when they're knawing them down. Go figure.

I tend to not buy into this bit about "Posh" wearing only fake fur though. I know for a fact she's worn real fur on many occasions in the past. Even as recent as this past winter she was photgraphed wearing a fox fur scarf in NY. Celebrities claim to wear only fake fur just to keep PETA off of their backs (no pun intended).

Maggie

It disturbs me that anyone in the world would admire this freak of nature. I am sick of the sight of her. She has zero class. She eats nothing, paints herself orange and prostitutes herself daily because of her massive insecurities. It bothers me that Glamour Magazine in their infinite wisdom bestowed some “top woman” award on her. She is not any kind of role model for women. Fashion icon?!? I am sorry, but anyone with an iota of interest in fashion knows that, even with a stylist, she is simply a clothes horse for dolce and gabbana, and has yet to come up with a single original idea of her own. And if one more person parrots this nonsense invented by her PR people that she has a wonderful sense of humour, I’m gonna scream knock knock jokes. Now she has decided to “conquer america”. Heaven help us. And before you ask, I’m not jealous - I’m better looking, a better singer and I eat my dinner. Could someone please make this woman go away.

hannah

ur all jealous! i think she looks amazing! and i had the exact same dress 4 my prom!

shonagh

i do know her and i can tell you from experience that she thinks she is the best thing that ever hit a camera lens.just be thankful she has anything on at all because without it she looks a proper dogsknob

ABBEY

I THINK POSH LOOKS GREAT,EVERYONE SLAGS HER OFF BUT SHE IS A GREAT MOTHER, WIFE AND CELEBRITY. IF I WAS IN THE PUBLIC EYE LIKE POSH I WOULD BE MAKING SURE I LOOKED PERFECT, CELEBRITIES ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SCRUTINY .NO WONDER SHE IS ALWAYS DIETING.AND AS FOR HER DRESS, I LOVE IT AND AM HAVING THE SAME ONE MADE FOR ME!!!

UK

I must admit she would be so 'dry' in the bedroom!

Lauren

I think she looks great and that that dress is great....anyone talkin shit is just jelous

Gillian

I'm sorry to say she is definately back in the clutch of her eating disorder.

Pete

I spelt conscious wrong. I was just filled with so much torment I couldn't think straight! x

Pete

She looks great. She's not a whore; she's a mother of 3, was a member of THE pop group of the 90s and is married to a successful man: not bad in my books! She's not too skinny (I am tired of women hating thin women! Get the fcuk over yourselves!) That is FAKE FUR and PETA has praised her for conciously NOT wearing real fur. I don't know where these 'plastic' comments are from; she's admitted to having her boobs done - and that's it.

Martin

Oh lord! I can smell som jealousy here!

BTW...Victoria never uses real fur! Do ya research better next time, dear!

kaylee pletsch

whose place is it to judge her what did she do to any of you. You don't even know anything about her so you have no right to judge!! Do unto to others as you would have them do unto to you!!

Gareth Evans

Victoria is one of the most attractive women on the planet, she is better that those bimbos Paris Hilton, Jordan, Michelle Marsh and Pamela Anderson

islandgoddess
islandgoddess

this dress is better than what that tess smith wore... color and fabric-wise that is...

Judiciously
Judiciously

On what planet is this wedding attire??

Even Elton John wore a tux. When Elton John shows more decorum than you, it shows how far you've lost it.

Genevieve

How could people be thinking her husband is all hot when he's married to her? She's so bloody skinny, she filled with plastic and she's never read a book. What could she possibly have to talk about? And she's not even all that to look at. Plus I'd be affraid of breaking her. I just don't get it.

D Duke

Fuck her! She was nothing more than a flash in the pan spice slut. She's more plastic than Pam Anderson and Anna Nicole put together. I'd still pee in her butt though, but it would be a hate fuck.

haven

she thinks..she's hot or something?HELL NO!she looks like a pig,that nose,extensions,fake boobs,cheek implants and that ill neck..and I hate that ''I'm so sexy'' look.

btw,she has the same nails with donkeys.

glimmer
glimmer

hmm...no on the 'hot' thing, uh no......

posh never made it to my fantasy 'hit it' file or however the guys word it.....

Me

Out of all the hot women in the world, David Beckham chose to marry this thing?

Melissa

Ewww...she has no hips. How can anyone think that's attractive...and her nostrils look like a doublewide can fit thru them...yuck! How gross is she!?!

mcaster

I'd fuck the shit outta her.....

whateves

for people that hate posh so much, you sure know alot about her, and you show alot of interest in what she's wearing and what she is doing.

Simple_Tina
Simple_Tina

Nice neck and chest bones....(just threw-up in my mouth a little )

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

she actually thinks she's hot shit! what a gross looking mass of plastic surgery.

justlikehoney
justlikehoney

she looks like the coke-addicted lovechild of ET and a pig.

Beaner
Beaner

HER NOSE IS ALL FUCKED UP.

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

she wore that to a wedding......................... bad................ but it was Elton John's wedding, so no rules of modest dress apply here!

I heard a joke on a radio show where the DJ said that the Cookie Monster's image was going to be changed to show children more healthy eating habits, having him eat fruit instead of cookies. They said the name Fruit Monster would have been a new suitable name, but it had already been given to Elton John.

Elton John is the Fruit Monster............................. ponder that one a little, guys...........

justlikehoney
justlikehoney

even worse, look at the chick he aledgedly cheated on her with, rebecca loos!!! if you hevnt seen this girl, google her now. she is the epitome of fug. Posh looks like a supermodel next to her.

farmgirl
farmgirl

The fact that David Becks is attracted to this thing (and even married it) really makes me not like him so much anymore. Yeah, she has a great body...but what a f'd up mind that is attached to it!

Ronnie
Ronnie

Uhg. Scrawny, scrawny, scrawny. But I'm with TheChef...I guess I'd hit it. And toss her out about 30 seconds after

justlikehoney
justlikehoney

lol, sasha youre so right! her toenails look like talons... maybe that explaines the coke boogers.

Sasha
Sasha

Screw posh - where's her sexy piece of husband?! Anyway, her toenails look sick...

TheChef
TheChef

Wow. I don't know what to say. In some shots she looks hot, others, not so much.

I'd hit it I guess.