I hope all of you are enjoying your holidays. Remember, don’t drink & have ugly sex. It’s not worth it. Have a DHA (Designated Hottie Approver) close by to approve of certain chicks/dudes if things happen to take a sexual turn.
As for the photo above, I think I got Mommy Osbourne down, but the other kiddies have fairly complicated looks on their faces—especially Jack.
my eyes!!! my fuckin eyes!!! ahhh
such a narcissistic self obsorbed family...fucking pathetic
mean...nah keeep going honey... :)
hmm a from a previous bastardly thing 'the experts' chimed in that jack was losing weight to get better p***y. i think the reason given was something like that...
well, jane, as we all know, kelly likes her pills... especially the mutlicolored ones filled with chocolate... you know, the ones with the M printed on the top? thats her drug of choice... mmmm... i can almost hear her salivate...
(sorry, that was kinda mean...)
if jack can lose the weight why can't kelly?