* Kevin Federline gives new meaning to the word “douche”…he is like the opposite of King Midas, everything he touches turns to feces…and not even the good kind of feces that’s tightly packed and requires no wipes, I mean the messy, watery stuff that you get after a night of eating Taco Bell and drinking heavily. Would you like instances of his doucheyness? Peep his website and linked Myspace profile. I would *so* love to kick his ass. [KevinFederline]
* Since when is it wrong to be racist towards your own race? I thought that being a member of the race one is talking shit about instantly protects you from criticism…like I am allowed to say that all Italians are greasy Mafiosi that smell like salami and favor track suits and tomato sauce stained wife beaters and flip flops with socks while they eat pizza and beat their wives (Dirty fucking guinea wops). This is a rule of life - everyone knows this. Therefore, it should be a non-issue that Eva Longoria, Mexican, talked some shit about the Mexican(t) police officer that pulled her and her man over. Right? [Yeeeah!]
* It seems like Amanda Bynes (who used to be hot when she was 13) is trying to emulate K-Dunst…either that or jacking handicapped spots is the new cool thing to do for celebrities. Unless this is a contest wherein celebs are trying to rack up the most “takeovers” of spots for crips, it is really fucked up, otherwise, it’s pretty funny. [Egotastic]
* Yes, Christmas may be over, but regardless of the passing of Santa (or does it have something to do with Jesus…I forget…), Brett Ratner remains a short, fat loser. Peep his Xmas card and ready yourself for a bout of snickering. [Defamer]
First of all, he needs to give MC Hammer back his glasses. K-fed? like wtf? He should give up on any kind of rapping career, if he just squeezed out the greese from his hair and clothes he'd make a fortune of his own in the hair product industry. How the hell does Britney fuck that? Hes just dirty.
"Be wary of looking too deeply and seeing things that aren’t there…" here, here Supreme Commander.
Steve,
I think he's just being himself (as much as any other celebrity). He’s the same as he was before he married Britney and when he was just Shar Jackson's boyfriend. It seems as if you are implying that races have an innate way of behaving and for someone (K-Fed, in our case) to behave in a manner that is in opposition to the way a person of his race is naturally supposed to act is so absurd that he *must* being playing a character. That's some pretty racist shit.
Furthermore, saying he is an example of "Rejection of his race, hatred of toil and middle class values, inverted domestic gender roles, sloth, sexual debauchery/excess/abnormality, self endulgence" insinuates that being a lazy, amoral, gluttonous sex-fiend is not the "white" way to behave (acting in this way is a "rejection of his race") and is, thus, the natural behavior of non-whites. Again, some pretty racist shit.
Also, saying "the majority of the country really isn’t studious enough to appreciate the sociological art he fabricates" suggests that you are oh so much smarter and more "studious" than the rest of the people on this board because most of the rest of the people on this particular page think that he is just being himself. Cocky bastard. Before you fall all over yourself for being such a genius of social behavior, let me remind you that you are usually only as smart as the company you keep (i.e. the rest of the people who frequent this board and who actually care enough to spend precious time commenting).
Finally, your hypocrisy in writing 'Melissa, it’s easy to call someone names, but until you’ve interacted with them personally, you’re not receiving information from the primary source, but through a very biased media lense" makes me laugh. What the hell do you think you're doing? You're calling the man a caricature without having in personal knowledge of him. Tsk, tsk. Sigh, you amuse me.
Anyway, K-Fed is a fuck-face and one helluva smart one. I'd marry Britney and give her some kids, too, if it were legal and biologically possible. That bitch is rich as hell.
Yo peeps, step off of "K- to the Fed" He's just trying to be the best white trash rappa he can be... Word to yo mutha, K to the double Fed!
I second that Supreme COmmander...
it's possible that K-Fed is mearly another example of cognitively challenged swamp trash; but the fact that he's acquired wealth and your attention for being essentially nothing is every bit as interesting as "performed characters" Ali-G/Sacha Baron Cohen and Pee-Wee/Paul Reubens. Perhaps, Federline-esque characters are the evolutionary descendants; actors who aren't aware they're acting or playing a role.
Steve,
I must take exception to your characterization of "K-Fed".
You compare him to Ali G and PeeWee, but you fail to notice that those are characters and that actual thinking people are behind those characters and the situations they get into. That is art. Kevin is just being who he is, correct, but does that make him anything special?
Do you actually think he is doing what he does with a purpose?
Have you heard the abomination that is his "music"? Do you think he is trying to make a statement with that or is he just indulging his desires and ego?
I think you would be hard pressed to give *any* example of him doing anything he does and showing even a bit of knowledge that he is making any type of social/political commentary?
If a retard were to mistakenly stumble upon an undiscovered species, would you give him credit for that discovery or would it just be a retard that got lucky? In these types of situations, knowledge is paramount...if you don't know what yer doing, then there really should be no credit given.
Kevin is being White Trash. That is what he does, what he knows and what he is. There is nothing fascinating about him. He is not making social/political commentary any more than the myriad wiggers in existence all over the US of A. He is just a douche being a douche.
Be wary of looking to deeply and seeing things that aren't there...
As a certain man once said - "Sometimes a cigaar is just a cigar".
Word up.
Supreme Commander
Shadow Government
that kevin guy is a jerk....
guess i never thought about what do you call him k-fed enough to have any hate towards him.....and i never got close to thinking of the ideas you cool kids at bastardly have concerning his 'persona'. oh well i'm *always* the last to know...
Melissa, it's easy to call someone names, but until you've interacted with them personally, you're not receiving information from the primary source, but through a very biased media lense.
I think that over the course of the next few decades, as Hollywood's grip on media and entertainment weakens, more and more of the "characters" we encounter will perform for free; pitching themselves to the execs of major corporations and the brain dead shoppers who enrich them. The problem indidivuals like K-Fed have is that the majority of the country really isn't studious enough to appreciate the sociological art he fabricates(Rejection of his race, hatred of toil and middle class values, inverted domestic gender roles, sloth, sexual debauchery/excess/abnormality, self endulgence). He's simultaneously a throw back to the value of the arstitocracy of the Roman Republic, and a new man for a post-baby boomer, non-WASP/honky dominated America. K-Fed tells all the Bush voters in suburban Kansas City, Milwaukee, as well as the dry, earnest liberals in Madison, SanFran, rural Vermont, etc that both their times are over. His genius is that he does this without opening his mouth
I've always liked you Moelicious! You're 1/3 libertarian, 1/3 four-alarm freakshow perv, 1/3 deep thinker. Please post on www.centerstreetmedia.com it's the anti-moejackson.com
What's interesting about K-Fed, Sacha Baron Cohen/aka Ali-G, Paul Rubens/Pee-Wee, etc is the manner in which they play with identity. They become something they really are, or is part of them(Freud would call it their ID) but magnify it to a cartoonish extent. It's a damn shame that this truely genius and creative art show is so unappreciated by the public. America's reaction is usually hostile, angry and disapproving rather than studious and analytical to performers such as these, yet they lap up a square, earnest hypocrit like Oprah Winfrey. Sad, eye watering sad.
This guys is such a Douche Bag..Check out his "guest" apperance on Family Guy, Oh its a hoot....
http://www.wackyvids.com/movies/cartoons/10/magicferderlinemirror.html
I've always considered him to be a genius.
It's only a matter of time he'll start to collect childsupport....then he'll be Einstein in my book.
Am I the only guy who really likes K-Fed? He's living the suburban american dream, but projects the american nightmare(a crazy wigger who doesn't work, mooches off his wife and fucks all day long). K-Fed shits on the values of working class, honky america and rubs there face in it. He's created a character that we love to hate, and he's feeding off of the vibe; and anti-social irony piece that angers all the dim wit, fascist Bush voters.
Don't hate on K-Fed, he's created one of the finest pieces of life-imitating art, imitating art. I think the dude's every bit as cool as John Waters.
If you're looking for squares to react to antics go to www.centerstreetmedia.com and sound off. There's are the people K-Fed is targeting.
As if this dude didn't remind me of Vanilla Ice those glasses just made things worse lol.