The Paris Hilton Pose Of The Year

Looks to me like she's masturbating, but if that's true, so what? It's her body - let her enjoy herself! If she's scratching, so what? We all get itchy down there - we just don't have to deal with millions of cameras 24/7! If she's adjusting her tampon, so what? Ladies, there's sharks out there! Wouldn't you want to be sure you're not leaking? God bless you, Paris! Let all these ignorant haters go "f" themselves! You just do what you do, girl!

wouldn't it be SO FUN TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT if you knew someone was taking your PICTURE...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHAAHAH

I wonder how it feels having the body of a 10 year old boy...?

Look more like a skinny boy

duuuuude!

THere goes my morning...

I would love to stick my bits in her arse and cum to high heaven..... then make her lick her own shit off my dick while i pissed on her

Ο ΧΡΙΣΤΟΣ ΚΑΙ Η ΠΑÎ?ΑΓΙΑ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was being funny, but I'm not --

Can crabs thrive if Paris' Baby is Bald?

That is, if Paris gets a Brazillian wax often, does that mean there is no 'habitat' near her Precious in which the little cooties can survive? Seriously -- can they survive if you've got no pubes? Otherwise, I do this manuever often. It's cuz my too-tight bikini bottom is cutting me. So I gotta give it a breather and indeed "readjust." This is also a great place to keep a sandwich.

why don't you think she is just pulling out her hair? She's used to it as far as we all know

Unless she's playing with herself.

You can tell by the way her fingers are curled up that she is picking at something which means.....CRABS OR SCABS. Clearly she is a disgusting twat and I'm sure her crabs are hanging on for dear life in that salt water and they are irritating and biting her so, therefore she is picking away. Disgusting fucking whore.

She is in water, why couldnt she just go into the deeper end ( under the water) if she had to be playing with herself ,she must have wanted to be seen, she is one nasty butt ugly ho.

When i meant adjust i meant like take the bottoms out of herself, shift the bikini bottoms... but ... the way her finger is curled.... could mean only some really disgusting things.

Doesn't she KNOW that she is constantly being photographed? I mean im not saying that she should always be on best behavior but if i knew i was gonna be photographed at all times the last thing i'd do would be to stick my hand down my bikini bottoms... and look how far down she's pulling them too...

I wonder if there are more in this sequence of photos.... it would help shed some light

Ewwwwwww! That is definitely gross unless she had something caught in her bathing suit.

i really hope she's just pulling an old condom out...a tampon would just be absolutely fucking disgusting, even for her.

ohmygosh. look at her hand. shes totally taking out a tampon. gross!

SHE BETTER NOT BE TAKING OUT A TAMPON

what WOULD she be adjusting down there? i cant think of anything that needs scratching there besides crabs, and even so why would she have to stick her hand down her bottoms to scratch there? it would have worked just as fine if she just scratched over the bottoms like regular people; attention whore.

She's adjusting her heinous meat curtains.

Roast beef, anyone?

Stank ho.

Nah, she realized she forgot her vibrator down there and wanted to get it out before she got fried. Or perhaps she's looking for her self respect. Or perhaps she is looking for the reason she is such an ass. Cheers.

Is it really fair to Paris Hilton to post pictures of lovely Jessica Alba RIGHT BEFORE her?

Come on, that would be like having to follow The Eagles AND AC/DC and you are just some two bit one-hundred buck a night crappy old ugly dive bar band. No thank you.

Look at that freakish body. I'm sorry...I still cannot understand why people are even remotely interested in her. She is not good looking. Her body is weird. She's ugly.

She's just adjusting her penis. Look at that freakish shoulder.

Adjust? As a woman, what on earth could she be ADJUSTING that would require her to stick her hand into her bikini bottom? I mean really? Are her lips that big that she had to unroll them or something? Clearly, she is either 1) scratching because the salt in the ocean has irritated the scabs 2) scratching because the crabs have begun moving around again 3) has discovered the condom left behind (as described by Supreme Commander) or 4) we have the Chef's theory. I'm gonna go ahead and go with my original theory of crabs.

Itchy Beav, Itchy Beav

Oh come on, can't you tell the look of a woman that's been raped by an enormous octopus demon with a penchant for tentacle porn?

Well... At least that's what I saw.

I must say we've all had to adjust things before etc but... she doesn't seem to be trying to hide it.. it must be sand...... .....

i must say that for a "hot" chick she has an ugly flabby ass. THats cause she's naturally thin and doesn't work out ... she has no muscle and by the time she's 30 will be all flab.

Dude!

I got it!

Left-over condom from the previous week...*that's* what she's picking out of her Vag.

co-worker suggestions:

is this a case of sand in the huhu?

Swimsuit bottoms in her tootie?

Crabs?

P-Hilt don't got no crabs, bitch has Crobsters.

They are much larger and in some cultures are actually caught, boiled and eaten.

SC

SG

Must be picking at her crabs.