Is Angelina Jolie Pregnant?
It appears that the Gods of the magazine world are getting desperate.
First, Life & Style brings you exclusive new evidence pointing to pregnancy for Angelina Jolie. When the actress returned to the set of The Good Shepherd in early December for a few days of reshoots after a two-month break, the crew immediately noticed a problem: The costumes no longer fit over Angie’s suspicious stomach bump. “Her body had changed so much,â€? an on-set insider tells Life & Style, “that her wardrobe had to be refitted to give her extra room in the tummy area. Several dresses had to be altered.â€?
Causing even more speculation: “Angelina nearly fainted several times and had to be taken off to the side to rest,â€? says the insider. “People on set were thinking, She’s obviously pregnant! All signs point to that.â€? [Life & Style Mag via Pop Sugar]
Highly doubtful.
Seeing as to how Brad Pitt has placed Angelina on the Pussy-Pedestal (stole that from 40-Year Old Virgin), I highly doubt he’s having too much sex with Angelina these days. Moreover, when Angie does allow Brad to venture into her sacred palace of sexual pleasure, I highly doubt it’s w/out a condom. After all, this is a lady who has quite a lot of experience sleeping around w/ tip-top clientele & after adopting two lottery-winning kids who require her undivided attention, this pregnancy news is next to bullshit.
If all that doesn’t make sense, then this should: Angie is too smart to fall in love, w/ one of her sexual partners. It’s a well-known fact that Angie is more in the business of friends w/ benefits than in finding true love. As you all know, the benefits portion of this friendship does not involve pregnancy.
If there is truth behind this story, Brad Pitt’s penis should have its very own documentary. In the meantime, enjoy a few more Angie photos from her prime. Thank you, Jesus & Mohammad.