Posts from September 2014

Slutty Whore, Lucy Pinder, In January 2006 Front Magazine

 in the weewizzle hours by 21

It’s beyond me why this woman is so damn popular. She is a token hot, white chick w/ big boobs & well…big boobs.

I see porn on the horizon. Enough said.

Here’s rest of the whored-out, soft-porn layout (I think there’s also an article somewhere in there). Also, please have the decency to leave the Bastardly before wanking.

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Donald Trump: My Wife Is A Beautiful, Pregnant Cow

 late in the evening by 2

You know, they just blow up, right?

Like a blimp — in the right places. In her case, the right places. I mean
she really has become a monster — in all the right places.

I mean monster in the most positive way. She has gotten very, very large -
in all the right places. [SF Gate]

Oh, that Donny! He really has his way w/ words, doesn’t he?

I really thought he was much smarter now that he is older & already has really old kids. Having a baby @ this point in his life just doesn’t make sense. I was under the impression that he brought Melania into the picture just so he could sex it up w/ a model for a couple years & then let divorce take its course. Now, the guy’s trapped!

All this confusion is leading me to believe that Melania took a needle to Donny’s condom box & set herself up for some nice child support cash flow once/if things take a turn down for a darker path.

Madox Chivan Jolie's Lottery Ticket: Brad Pitt Adoption Documents!!

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 16


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Once again, all props go to Nicole Ritchie!

This lottery ticket is really not as exciting (except for Mr. Maddox, of course) as the title might lead you believe, but I know there are a few of you who also have millions in the bank & are considering adopting children of a super hot woman “friend” & would like to review the documents that would normally go along with such an important decision.

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Sean Preston SPEARS Federline's Birth Certificate Hits The Tabloids!

 after a late four martini lunch by 2


Our tip-top detective, Nicole Ritchie (not that Richie girl), comes through for us yet again. Props to you!

There’s really no line that can’t be crossed—except maybe looking at J. Anniston’s boobies.

The hunger for information (scandalous photos) has invaded Sean Spears’ life. Poor, little guy isn’t even 6months old & he’s already plastered all over the net.

My apologies, Seanny!

Jay Leno Is A Horny Bastard: Naomi Watts Edition

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 8

Jay Leno is a member of our Annoying People Poll on the right, so make sure you vote!! Currently Paris Hilton is leading the way & Tommie is Crusin’ in 2nd place!

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