Monthly Archives: December 2005

The Bastardly Evening News - Dec. 27, 2005

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* Kevin Federline gives new meaning to the word “douche”…he is like the opposite of King Midas, everything he touches turns to feces…and not even the good kind of feces that’s tightly packed and requires no wipes, I mean the messy, watery stuff that you get after a night of eating Taco Bell and drinking heavily. Would you like instances of his doucheyness? Peep his website and linked Myspace profile. I would *so* love to kick his ass. [KevinFederline]

* Since when is it wrong to be racist towards your own race? I thought that being a member of the race one is talking shit about instantly protects you from criticism…like I am allowed to say that all Italians are greasy Mafiosi that smell like salami and favor track suits and tomato sauce stained wife beaters and flip flops with socks while they eat pizza and beat their wives (Dirty fucking guinea wops). This is a rule of life - everyone knows this. Therefore, it should be a non-issue that Eva Longoria, Mexican, talked some shit about the Mexican(t) police officer that pulled her and her man over. Right? [Yeeeah!]

* It seems like Amanda Bynes (who used to be hot when she was 13) is trying to emulate K-Dunst…either that or jacking handicapped spots is the new cool thing to do for celebrities. Unless this is a contest wherein celebs are trying to rack up the most “takeovers” of spots for crips, it is really fucked up, otherwise, it’s pretty funny. [Egotastic]

* Yes, Christmas may be over, but regardless of the passing of Santa (or does it have something to do with Jesus…I forget…), Brett Ratner remains a short, fat loser. Peep his Xmas card and ready yourself for a bout of snickering. [Defamer]

Crack Whore Yasmine Bleeth: Why God, Why?!

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The hottie population is slowly dwindling with hot chicks falling victim to anorexia/bulimia, alcohol, Scientology, Ultimate Cheeseburgers, Bruce Willis, coke, Tom Cruise, painkillers, M&Ms, and of course, Kevin Federline.

Damn this cruel, cruel world!!!

Since we here @ the Bastardly tend to always think positively, we’ll end this post w/ photos of Yasmine Bleeth looking super hot. Please try to hold back the tears…

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Pink Floyd Voted Greatest Rock Band By Rolling Stone Mag

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First, here’s the top 10 list:

1. Pink Floyd
2. Led Zeppelin
3. The Rolling Stones
4. The Who
5. AC/DC
6. U2
7. Guns N’ Roses
8. Nirvana
9. Bon Jovi
10. Jimi Hendrix

Source: Ireland Online

Pink Floyd has provided me with hours of easy listening on long road trips, flight delays & just kept me company when there was no one around (very sad, indeed). Come to think of it, I’ve never really had any friends who liked Pink Floyd, so I was introduced to them much later than I would’ve liked. I discovered their tunes for myself on the radio when I was trekking from San Jose to San Diego, CA. My first song? The endless Shine On You Crazy Diamond. It’s a work of genius, I tell you.

Apart from Floyd topping the list, I’m very happy to see that Nirvana rolled in @ 8th! I really think we are another Nirvanaesque band away from escaping music’s current state of hopelessness.

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