Posts from July 2014

Church Of Scientology Is On Crack; Opens Wacko Museum

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Tom & Katie were no where to be found!

Along w/ stills & videos of Tommie jumping around, you’ll find many facts splattered all over the museum. Here are a few shocking ones that might compel you to denounce all your worldly beliefs and jump on the Scientology bandwagon.

1. Psychiatrists are using electroshock, drugs and other barbaric means to torture political dissidents.

2. 17 million children worldwide are taking psychiatric drugs, which can cause suicide, hostility, violence, mania ad drug dependence.

3. More than 100,000 patients die each year in psychiatric institutions.
4. Annually, psychiatrists kill up to 10,000 people with their use of electroshock-460 volts of electricity sent searing through the brain. Three-quarters of all electroshock victims are women.
5. Psychiatrists and psychologists have raped 250,000 women. Studies show that 10 to 25 percent of psychiatrists sexually assault their patients; of every 20 of these victims one is likely to be a minor.
Source: Citizen’s Commission on Human Rights

Some dude who attended one of the Church’s meetings in November gave his honest opinion of the museum to the NY Post.

It was like stepping into a time warp. All this horrific turn-of-the-century stuff that hardly exists anymore - patients convulsing from electroshock therapy, torture caps on people’s head, Pavlov and his dogs. [NY Post via RickCross.com]

If anyone goes to the museum, please email us photos!!

And, I’ll end with some powerful words courtesy of the church founder L. Ron Hubbard, “The psychs [have] destroyed every great civilization to date and are hard at work on this one.”

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Donna Feldman - A Bastardly Where Are They Now?

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As she had mentioned in her Bastardly Interview, the lovely Donna Feldman can now be seen as one of the lhot models on the NBC show “Deal or No Deal.” A bald Howie Mandel (of Bobby’s World fame to me) hosts the show. This is another of the typical copycat moves that NBC uses by taking a successful show from another country and making their own version of it. Anyways, the models are hot and I’m sure Howie is probably trying to get into the pants of many of them… most of these girls probably were growing up watching Bobby’s World Saturday mornings on FOX.

Be sure to catch another episode of Deal or No Deal tonight on NBC…if not for the game, watch it to see all the hot models.

The Socialite Sex Trade: Kelly Slater, Gisele Bundchen & Leo DiCraps

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Leo Deecraps, after getting a little tired of sexin’ up Giselle 24-hours a day (don’t blame him) & has successfully passed her on to surfer, Kelly Slater. Damn you, Kelly Slater & damn the manwhorish life of surfers all around the globe. I am ridiculously envious.

Although Giselle Bundchen is an amazingly hot package & a longtime member of the Socialite Sex Trade, I would still swing for the innocent, yet scandalously sexy, Petra Nemcova. Maybe Leo recently saw his calendar & astutely noticed that it’s been around a year since the Asian Tsunami & Petra Nemcova might be finished overcoming the tragic loss of her beloved fiancé, Simon Atlee. Watch for Leo to go in for the kill b/c obviously none of the other rich dudes in his age group are interested in super hot women younger than the age of 30. What has the world come to?

Below you’ll find a few pics of Ms. Bundchen modeling Ipanema Sandals (Hello Mag Story). Have mercy.

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Brooke Burns Hurting After Man-Whore Bruce Willis

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There’s nothing more depressing than listening to REM’s Everybody Hurts while stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. I swear, the Robot Life truly flash in front of you. Damn you, Robot Life. I need a New Year’s resolution that involves quitting my job & running away (with my Powerbook & 2 of my favorite CDs). Sad, I know.

Also, I was a super busy today, so excuse the lack of updates.

Ok, since we already have Manwhore Bruce Willis crawling around in our heads from the last post (for the two of you who bothered to read it), I want to bring Brooke Burns into the mix. The poor lady looks very weak & even sports a neck brace after a “freak pool accident” (accident = “I’m miserable that Bruce left me for another hottie, so I thought suicide was a viable option”). Brooke, please make sure there’s water in the pool next time you take the plunge… (Ok, that was mean. If you really care, read more about the brace & the accident here.)

Before I close, here are a few recent pics of Brooke (in her blinged-out neck brace, in Manwhore Bruce Willis’ brace & a few airbrushed snaps to remind us of what she looks like w/out the brace).

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Petra Nemcova's Happy Hearts Fund & The National Press Club Luncheon

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I don’t know if it was such a great idea naming this cute, little girl after something so horrible.

It’s not a job. It’s just my passion. [Petra Nemcova talking about Happy Hearts Fund, her new charity setup to help children in Thailand, ABC News]

Unfortunately, that’s all I have from her National Press Club luncheon held last Thursday. If anyone can get their hands on the transcript, please email it by us. So yeah, as I was saying, Petra was @ the luncheon pluggin’ her new book, as well as trying to get rich people to drop some cash into her fund’s piggy bank. The fund’s dough goes toward supporting kids in tsunami-ravaged Thailand.

On that note, on behalf of Bastardly.com, we’ve donated $50 & you can donate to the fund through Give 2 Asia, as well. It’s a very simple process.

Alas, our $50 was a good $49,950 (rumored amount) less than what Manwhore Bruce Willis put down on the table (in order buy his way into Petra’s heart). For some odd reason, Mr. B. Manwhore has been trying to get into Petra’s panties as late.

Pals of Petra Nemcova said the “Die Hard” star tried to get in touch with her via various means last week — even having people call the office of Nemcova’s pal Diane Sawyer to try getting her number. Sawyer’s people sent them to Nemcova’s agency, Next Models, which declined to give Willis’ reps her number, but did take his for Nemcova. The model did not call, but finally surrendered her digits to Willis after he showed up at her Light of Heart benefit gala at Cipriani Downtown last Monday…[NY Post]

Is that bastardly or what? I gotta hand it to the old guy, he’s pretty damn smart & makes excellent investments, but @ the end of the day, he’s still a manwhore.

Ok, enough bullshiting. Here are few snaps of Petra droppin’ her addictive smile at various events ranging from last week’s NPC luncheon, to a recent trip to Thailand to check up on her fund’s investments & miscellaneous picas from book signings & charity shindigs (at which Petra astutely flirts with greasy, old men in an attempt to pry open their fat wallets). Enjoy.

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The Bastardly Evening News - Dec. 19, 2005

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* Dude. This is too far. They pay this bitch like a hundred bajillion dollars to look hot - That is her job - looking hot. Not that hard a fucking job…particularly when you have the cash to pay motherfuckers to make you look hot and yer blessed with above average genetics. Tyrah Banks, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! Don’t fucking come out rocking a motherfucking mustache on Top Model. What kinda example are you setting for girls around the world? That is it ok to have a ‘stache? It isn’t ok. Unless you are (i) gay; (ii) a cop/firefighter; (iii) child molester; (iv) Eastern European or (v) a member of the Shadow Government‘s Mustache Army (or the Mustache Commander himself). Oh, nice tits, though. [HollywoodTuna]

* Annie Lennox is an hermaphrodite. Ok. I lied, she isn’t, but she looks like one…that’s gotta count for something. Seriously, I wish she had a penis because I don’t hit chicks and after reading the following article I want to curb this bitch (if you don’t know what curbing is, I strongly suggest you look it up). Check this out - Orlando Bloom rolled up on Annie at a screening of a Woody Allen movie and asked her for her autograph. Her reply? “Please leave me alone and get a life.” Why so rude? She thought he was a fan and not ORLANDO BLOOM. Once she found out who he was, she apologized and hooked him up. Am I the only one that thinks there’s something seriously wrong with acting like this? Bitch. [AllHeadlineNews]

* Cooter Alert!!! Eliza Dushku may have started a new trend, the pussy slip. Here are some pics that have her rocking a see-through dress and no panties, in one shot you can like totally see her labia. No meat curtains, no hair. Kudos on the vag and the grooming Eliza! [WWTDD]

Paris Hilton's "My Love For Animals" Campaign

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Props to Craig of PETA for the story below.


Annual Ranking Pelts Celebs for Their Fur-Wearing Ways

New York — A tacky affinity for fur has landed the following celebrities on PETA’s Annual “Worst-Dressedâ€? List for 2005:

1. Paris Hilton: Now we know what happens to all of Paris Hilton’s cast-off pets. And if she keeps wearing fur and eating at Carl’s Jr., she’ll be back on the list next year as Star Jones.

2. Kimberly Stewart: What does Kimberly Stewart have in common with the remains of the animals who were killed for her furs? They’re both spoiled rotten. She and her best bud, Paris, are so clueless about animals that they should team up for a new reality show: The Simpletons.

3. Lisa Gastineau: Everyone knows that fur is a major turnoff—Mark Gastineau probably couldn’t wait to get away from Lisa’s old beaver.

4. Victoria Gotti: Gotti’s fur coats make her an accessory to murder, and it’s a look that goes well with cement shoes. Considering the way she dresses, her show should be called Growing Up Gaudy.

5. Tara Reid: It must have been a heck of a party—she woke up wearing Lindsay Lohan’s dog! Not only can’t she act, but she can’t dress herself either. [Fur ls Dead.com]

Earlier this week, she was bitch slapped w/ worst pet owner label & now Paris tops one of PETA’s lists. This is a list that’s prestigious in nature for socialites like Paris b/c she could care less about the fur industry or PETA, for that matter. Also, her fans don’t give a shit about this type of stuff either. At the end of the day, it succeeds in fanning the flames of her notoriety & thus helps her stay in the bastardly limelight!

Here are more pics from Paris’ “My Love For Animals” Campaign.

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