* I have no idea what kind of crack I was smoking when I found this, but let’s just say that even without the crack this shit would’ve blown my mind. All I have to say is that this is ostensibly about Paris Hilton and her sex tape and contains unicorns humping and hearts shooting out the eyes of crazy skulls. [Catlebrity]
* Behold! Mariah Carey is a crazy tranny hooker…and she has friends! Who the fuck are the shitty parents that let their kids kick it with a bitch that comes to their door dressed like that? Do some fucking research! Mariah spent lots of time with her sister and look what happened to her - she’s a Craig’s List AIDS whore. Good role model and great sister, eh? [TMZ]
* One would imagine that Paris and Nikki Hilton would be set for life on the financial tip, right? Apparently not, as this photograph of Nikki Hilton digging for gold attests to. I wonder if she found a few nuggets? [CollegeHumor]
ony can say to bad this one missed nuke of hiroshimas
that MU video is awesome!!!
she needs to duet with Bai Ling & really blow some minds...