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Ok, with that in hand, let’s move to the horny Greek bastards… This guy needs to use the capslock to prove his love.

paok eime re chris from greece.ti tha moun bazelos??? hahaha LUISANA IS TAKEN.ONE LUCKY BASTARD CALLED MARIANO MARTINEZ IS FUCKING HER BUT LUISANA DOESNT LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE HAS A SMALL DICK. [Greeks Do It Better]

Here’s a guy posing as a Greek pop singer & wanting to contract Luisana for some work…sex work!

HELLO!
MY NAME IS COSTAS AND I AM 20 YEARS OLD I’ M FROM GREECE AND I AM A POP SINGER IN THE BEGINING OF MY CAREER HERE IN GREECE. I WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT WITH LUISANA. IT IS FOR A JOB.
PLEASE SEND ME AN BY E-MAIL THE WAY TO MEET HER OR IF LUISANA SEE THIS E-MAIL PLEASE LUISANA CONTACT WITH ME AS SOON AS POSIBLE TO GO GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN TELL YOU THIS JOB. ITS ONLY A GREEK-SPANISH SONG THAT MY MUSIC COMPANY GAVE ME AND I THINK THAT YOU ARE THE WRIGHT PERSON TO SING THIS SONG.MY E-MAIL IS ‘’STARWISHFIRST@HOTMAIL.COM”
BEST REGARDS… [COSTAS GIANNARAKIS]

This one sounds like he might not anally rape her on first sight…

I am 19 years old, i was born 5 may 1986.My name is george and i am from greece. You are very beatiful and love you very much.Please anser me in my mail.Thank you very much and i love you [George]

This next guy, Andreas, wants to be Luisana’s shrink, but I really think that once he has her on his couch telling him all her problems, he’ll proceed to anally rape her. Freaky Greek!

Hi my name is Andreas and I am from Greece. You are a very beautiful girl with amazing abilities. But sometimes I thing that something worries you, if you want you can write to me, I may have some advises for you. My e-mail is andreas17@mail.gr
And also remember: Life is to short to worry about, we must laugh and have fun all the time. See you! [Andreas]

And, Sweetboy is apparently planning years in advance…

Hi Luli, i am from greece and i would like to chat with you some day!If you want to chat with me my e-mail is supermario@yahoo.gr!
Please write to me!In 2-3 years i am coming to argentina and i would like to meet you!Kisses from me to you! [Sweetboy]

This guy doesn’t beat around the bush.

I must see your boobs or i will die [Greek lover]

The craziest bastard of them all is probably some dude named Chris From Greece…

Hi again Luisana. Please write to me, I really need to talk to you. I have some important, to me, things to tell you. Please don’t ignore me and write me. My e-mail is christsagarlis@hotmail.com. [Chris From Greek]

Liza, not all the guys are the same. You can’t understand how do i feel when i watch Luisana’s photos, and i don’t mean hot photos. If you want i can send them to you. Of course there are some guys who like the sexy side of Lu but i believe that some of them are really in love with her cause i’m one of them. You can’t imagine how i feel. It pains me that i can’t be with her. I’m thinking of her all the time. I don’t belong in the Category of ligouria. I hope that this message changed somehow your thought. Bye [Source]

And lastly, this dude’s true freaky colors show when some fake commenter posing as Luisana comes on and leaves funny comments to which Chris responds. The drama unfolds below.

Commenter name: Luisana Lopilato

Hello Chris from Greece. I have been searching for you too. I’ve had these strange dreams where one of my creepy, weirdo fans was desperately trying to contact me. Turns out, that creepy weirdo fan is you. This is my first and only message to you: Quit trying to contact me. You disgust me. I don’t feel the same about you. You are beneath me. Please obsess over someone else. Your behavior is the worst part of my life. Thank you and goodbye forever.
Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 6:28 pm e

Commenter name: Luisana Lopilato 2

Chris,

I apologize for the last post I made. I don’t know what got into me. I am currently suffering from multiple personalities and that was mean Lopilato. Other horrendous side effects include taking my clothes off in public and masturbating to this post while reading the messages you leave on here for me. I must go now and squeeze my boobies back into their place as they are so turned on that my silicon is threatening to burst.

I love you Chris from Greece!
(Subscribed to this post’s Bastardly Commentary) Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 7:48 pm e

Commenter name: Chris from Greece

Hi Luisana. You can’ imagine how I felt when you wrote to me. Even if the first message wasn’t that good i felt extremely happy. I can’t describe how i felt. Right now i’m listening to red hot chili peppers. If you want i can send you some of their song(you don’t have to fear about viruses but even so you can check them before you listen to them) Thank you very much that you answered me and I want you to know that I could do anything I can to thank you. Bye for now and thanx.
Monday, September 26, 2005 at 2:45 pm e

Commenter name: Chris from Greece

Hi again. I’d like to tell you that if you don’t want me to send you the songs cause you don’t want to give your e-mail i can tell you the site from which i have downloaded, give you my account data and tell you some of the songs that i’d like you to download. Bye and thanx again.