Pictures From Mariah Carey's Ultra-Secret Prostituting Brochure

Most guys have jerked to her.

I have seen some Puerto Rican chics with better body in the Bronx. Anyway she does look hot. Anyway, go Nick. Do your thing. You have a nice ass piece of meat there and the money is just gravy.

my homeboy thinks she's hot. but she's trying to poke out her flat, cellulite ridden ass! her ass is smiling with all those big ass dimples!

I personally think she looks great for an average person, meaning if she wasn't a celebrity. Given to the parameters in the media and how many other celebrities have amazing bodies, she could be better. Mariah was perfect before the Rainbow era, and i think she has the body structure to look great if she loses some pounds, especially on her face. She has too much cheeks and as a fan I've analyzed her face and its just fat. For someone who has so much money, she can get smaller implants, liposuction in her her waist to make it smaller and she should find a stylist that dresses her with classier clothes. With a voice like that she should dress more conservative so she can gain back the older fans she had in the past.

there is nothing worse than wet , fake weave--ugh.

her thighs are too big, too big for her sexy body at least

Mariah looks gorgeous as always!

I Love Mariah carey!!!She is the most sexy in the world!!!More than any other!!!

Voice of Reason

Voice of Reason

As a Mariah fan I must come to her defense:

1.- You should not make fun of her obesity. This is a serious disease that can cause death. A severe excess of body fat is no laughing matter.

2.- Mental retardation is not to be laughed at. A lot of celebrities (I am tempted to say all) suffer from this debilitating condition. Jorge W. Bush and Wynona Rider are especially severe cases but the most severe is probably Mariah’s ex-boyfriend Luis Miguel (he was molested as a child by his “uncle” Mexico’s city ex-chief of police which might have cognitively damaged him).

3.- Fake abs are EVERYWERE, models use them, bodybuilders use them and especially celebrities (you should sometimes see the real photos of celebrities at the beach that some tabloids publish). If you ever develop abs you will find out that no mater how little body fat you have and how big your abs are, water will prevent them to look like the retouched (electronically enhanced, body painted, etc.) abs of models. This is why bodybuilders use diuretics to severely dehydrate themselves in order for their abs to look impressive (AND they also paint them to make them look deeper, getting shade differences in a tan also helps). It is about time that people learn that the whole entertainment industry is about fantasy, not reality (everything is fake, especially now that electronic techniques are well developed).

4.- Celebrities are made by their contacts. The very same “uncle” that sexually molested Luis Miguel introduced him (no pun intended) to Televisa’s owner and he made him a celebrity, for example. Celebrities never deserve it, the contacts always makes them (that horrific anorexic blond that likes to post pornographic films of herself for publicity is an extreme example). Mariah does not need to deserve anything, no one in her business does!.

5.- Lip-syncing instead of singing is pervasive in the industry and should not be frowned upon (remember, EVERYTHING IN THIS BUSINESS IS FAKE, INCLUDING THE VOICES! – if you do not believe this visit a recording studio one day, they will make you sound like Luciano Pavarotti even if you have the voice of Mike Tyson).

6.- Being selfish is the natural result of so much (undeserved) adulation. A celebrity is a “living brand”. Symbolically they are not people but the product of branding (and are branding incarnated themselves). This is why when you meet them in person you are always shocked at how short they are (you would cry If you would meet –as I have—Brad Pit in person, he is practically a dwarf, even wrestlers add at least fifty pounds to their supposed weights and at least five inches to their supposed heights), how insignificant they look in person, how unintelligent they are in general, how vulgar, uninterested in things that matter, etc. they almost always are.

7.- If you believe their “love interests” are something separated from their publicity stunts (always remember they are brands) then you will not understand why they marry and divorce so much (remember, EVERYTHING IS FAKE).

8.- In the end you should forget about them (they are nothing more than products for mass media consumption, NEVER REAL PEOPLE) and live your own life. Remember: the more you think of them (and they like and live from this) the less you will take care of yourself, never compare yourself to them as they are imaginary, develop your body, intelligence, career, etc. and forget about stupidizing fantasies.

Best Regards

She looks like a woman and not like a twig (ahem *nicole richie*). Women are

supposed to have curves. Mariah looks healthy.

SHE NEVER DREW ON FAKE ABES YOU STUPID BITCHES OK SHE LOOKS GREAT IN EVERY PICTURE OK !! BETTER THEN SOME OF YOU STUPID PEOPLE WILL EVER LOOK LIKE!!~

what...just because she doesnt look like that ally mcbeal bi-atch means she's not acceptable? I hate the way people expect stars to have perfect figures and when I say "perfect"...what exactly is that???? ...she is a S I N G E R...shes not trying to sell you an ab machine on QVC or famous for being the face or body of beauty and fitness...shes got a great voice and has many fans who she obviously entertains to the max...mariah is simply not about looking skinny...she is about being "Mariah" and if she happens to weigh more than 3 stone then who care??!!!??? ...I bet she doesnt care when she's in her house in capri,or on her own g4...or when she's driving that benz with da doors that lift up from the floor!!!

she's fucking ugly.

yummy

She looks good.. I like a woman with a lil bit of T and A on her.. The skinny thing is getting way out of hand with some of this women nowadays..

I'd hit it.

her bodys okay, I think varietys good, skinny girls, average, curvy whatever are all nice. but mariahs face isnt that great, and she piles on the make up, so imagine her with out it.

you all need to get a life and stop worrying about how other people look? unless your ass looks like the hottest thing in the world then none of you have the right to comment on how anybody looks. I can't even believe I wasted my time reading any of this! you people need to get a job or something and stop worrying about how celebrities look, in other words YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!!

mariah is not the world's best-selling female artist. sorry. that's a clue as to who is.

i think she looks hot

Mariah is a very beautiful women stiil look young.Ya'll need to jump off of her jock.

OH MY GOODNESS GET OVER YOURSELVES SHE IS GORGEOUS!!! YOUR CONFUSING HER WITH YOURSELF... YOUR THE UGLY FAT ONES NOT HER!!!!!!!!!!! MARIAH HATERZ JUST GIVE IT UP!!

Mariah Carey (Whether you like it or not ; no one cares!!!) is the best selling female recording artist in history. She didn't become famous because she looks like a prostitute (Not that I think she does, She looks gr8). She has probably the best voice in the world.

You wouldn't believe the things she is capable of doing with her voice. Put her in a singing competition with celine dion or ever whitney and she would make them seem like amateurs! I know you're entitled to your own opinion but if you listen to her first two albums, i'm sure you'll change ur mind...

First of all, I was a lil ahamed at myself for spending somuch time reading all of this. I started to think I have way more important things to do. But I couldn't leave the site without putting in my two sense. I don't thin she looks bad. No, she is definately not skinny. No she doesn't look like she shoves her fingers down her throat. And No it doesn't look like she goes to the gym for five hours a day. But you can definately tell she goes to the gym at least one hour fourd days a week. She looks better than a lot of people I see at eh gym who go twice a day. Another thing we have to consider is culturaly differences. I'm Latina and I've noticed that more Latino males and African American males appreciate curvy bodies. There is a reason why women have curves. We are women. And as far as everyone saying we need to stop acting like it's okay to be fat. I agree, but Mariah CArey is by no means obese or unhealthy. Like I said she just doesn't look like she shoves her fingers down her throat. Not that all people in the spot light do. But It's life. Some people have really small frames and other's have thicker frames. Naturally. And Why should she give a hoot about what a bunch of haters say. I wouldn't. And if you are mentally healthy, no one should. Again if you are mentally healthy you shouldn't make it one of your missions in life to trash people either. Look in the mirror and fix yourself or go see a therapist!!!!! Just a lil friendly advice.

Perfect bod..childbearing hips whoooo, most you females are hating. Most of us guys like them thick.

Ok

First of all WHAT happened to the HONEY-bathing suit clad-'on the rooftop hottie? Remember how thin she was in the "Breakdown" Video?

One thing that bothers me most about her fat ass is how her face has gotton HUGE while her eyebrows have gotton thinner. Her implants look terrible--way to far apart. I know shes a big girl but she is just a bloated lush. She is also suffering from delusions of grandeur. Im guessing at 5'7-5'9 she weighs about 150...should lose 30lbs. Any other weight guesses?

she does look weird?

i think she looks good and nothing's wrong with her thighs....she's just thick

She needs Lipo on those humungous thighs.. If I was her boyfriend, Id be scared, she is one huge bitch....If singing turns sour, she could always be a pro wrestler...

I think she looks hot

Hello Moto (said in my fake British accent). Doesn't anyone care about me anymore? No one in the US cared to by my album, not even my beloved gay fans.

the person who dressed this monkey in a bikini should be shot for animal cruelty

She's hot! Very hot

i think she looks good...she is full & curvy & proportioned & her stomach is flat & still feminine. she doesnt look at all flabby & gross from the neck down. i prefer naturally large breasts over her ridiculous implants, but hey whatever works.

she is quite homely in the face though , but her body looks like an average woman, not really fat at all, she just needs a better stylist.

I have to say this is the best I seen her in a LONG time. I saw these yesterday. Her body still looks weird like Beyonce's. This might be a video, you know how she loves to be ass naked masturbating in them. Maybe if she stopped dressing in clothes two sizes too small she wouldn't look so BIG.

Thunder thighs...

as much i cant stand this woman,this is the best i've seen her look in a long time. still glad it isn't me tho.