The Bastardly Evening News - Jan. 27, 2006

* After watching the Lord of the Rings, I was convinced all hobbits (and elves for that matter) were straight up Semen Warriors. Imagine my suprise when I found out that Dominic Monaghan is not only banging, but is now freakin’ *engaged* to Evangeline Lilly. Sigh…I guess my plans for a wild sex romp with homegirl have been foiled…for now… [Egotastic]

* Speaking of wild sex romps and Semen Warriors, Clay Aiken, the red-headed stepchild spawned from the loins of American Idol seems to have eaten some penis on the down-low. It seems some dude met him over IMs and later they met in some hotel where much penis was eaten…so much in fact that the dude Clay fed his penis to has a dirty cum rag, crusty with Clay jizz, to prove it went down. Niiiiice. [Yeeeah!]

* No naky for Uma! Yeah, so like Uma Thurman has said she will never appear naked on film again…my question is whether she actually thinks anyone really wanted to peep her misshapen, pasty, droopy boobs again. She’s old now, we already saw her stuff in its prime, there’s really no reason to pop ‘em out again. She says she didn’t wanna become a sensational sex symbol…yeah…umm…no worries about that, baby. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]


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DaveO

Aren't there pics of Uma topless on the beach somewhere? I remember her looking awful naked.

Trickel
Trickel

how come no slant pics?

Supreme Commander
Supreme Commander

Oh, definately...don't get me wrong, I'd *do* her, but she really shouldn't fear becoming a sex symbol.

She's hot...in an ugly kinda way...

Tuxman
Tuxman

Uma Thurman is not a sex symbol, but she is diffently attractive. She looks great.