Last night’s Chinese New Year party @ Royal Courts Of Justice thrown by Andy & Patti Wong turned into a Jordan Whoring Session. She attended the bash w/ her musician hubs/pimp, Peter Andre. After seeing these pics, I’m forced to pity him.
I know this will upset horndog Jordan fans out there, but I gotta say it like it is. It’s pretty obvious that Jordan falls into that unique category of chicks that you do not touch when it comes to marriage. I mean, I’m sure she has a great heart & an amazing personality, but do you really want a woman w/ quadruple Ds raising your kids & mingling w/ relatives?! Call me conservative, but this exclusive Fuck & Chuck Category is reserved for women like Coco Lee, Jordan, Pam Anderson, & Mariah Carey, just to name a few.
Anyway, here’s a set of whored out Jordan pics, followed by a batch of some other hotties in attendance.
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ONCE AGAIN, ALL THE PEOLPLE THAT ARE SLAGGING JORDAN OFF MUST ME UGLY AND JEALOUS BEACAUSE JORDAN IS VERY PRETTY WITH OR WITHOUT MAKE UP
GET A LIFE FUGLY PEOPLE
fuck and chuck is how you end up with genital warts you bastard!
Yes that is Rebecca Loos that Jordan poses with in a bunch of the pictures.
For the uninitiated, Loos found her fame by having an affair with none other than Golden Balls himself, David Beckham.
Since them, she's claimed to have had lesbian affairs and is widely regarded as a sexual predator of sorts.
But basically shes famous for shagging Becks, being bisexual and horny.
A woman in a see-through dress. How truly shocking.
Nudity of all sorts should be banned.
These pictures RULE!! What layer of hell was this?
Everyone has something really wrong with them physically in each of these pics... some weird boobs, some wonky eyes, some skinny legs, some meth addict bodies... Man it's like the Go-tards ball!!
That last pic is just atrocious. Absolutely disgusting. It's 2006 - if you're going to get your boobs done, get 'em done right!
is that rebecca loos?
Clearly minimal dress was the syle here. It's a New Year's celebration after all. I think it was a great dress for new Year's eve bash. Lot's of other women had see thru and skimpy outfits, what about the woman with no panties? At east she wore panties. I think it was a great New Year's party dress.
What is WRONG with her? What is she wearing?! I mean you can be sexy AND descrete.. infact .... i think being sexy and descrete makes you MORE attractive. Jeeze what is wrong with her! Just cause you're a porn star doesn't mean when posing pf a picture... expecially when you AREN"T working that you have to fake an orgasm. Look at that poor woman next to h er standing all perfectly normal... its hillarious. Jordan surely made a fool of herself.
ok, so i'm not the biggest anglophile to start with... but what the FUCK are these people collectively smoking!?!??!?!?!!?
*Puke* Let's sort this out:
- First pictures; P. Andre looks from his eyes that he's either high or "booby-fied"
- What would you expect from a triple-D's self-proclaimed porn star? She flaunts what she has, i.e. boobies
- Who's the chickie she's having an orgasm with? Has she been BaiLing-ified, or is the other chick just that hot?
- No comment on the other pictures, 'xcept maybe, "JEEEEE-ZUUSSS"
oh my god, she looks intelligent!
... and transvestite.
Page 7 last picture you could put a third breast there.