Pregnant Angelina Jolie Walks Her Pittpuppy Through Davos

Here’s another batch of photos in which we crack jokes @ Jennifer Aniston’s sad affairs. I know it’s getting old, but it’s so easy, God damn it!! Give me a few more weeks & I think I should be over it…

In the meantime, enjoy the bashing!!

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masssster love

angelina is the uglyest tramp i have ever seen hope she falls down a stairs and takes brad with her, go to hell home wreacker.

Gia

LMAO! Just look at Angelina jolie Voights bony veiny arms,side of her head and in front of head when she laughs!=VEINY!=OLD/very OLD lady looks.Whats the thing Madonna (reportedly)HATED about her OWN looks?=VEINY hands! Because they look aged/old.In that department the Angelina ~WHORELIE~has beat out JENN and Madonna.Heres to you Angelina! You're SO VEIN! Not to mention an attention seeking ADULTERESS,harlot,liar.I have nothing personally against this woman but the truth needs to be accepted by a lot of the Jennifer bashers on here.Brad Pitt DID love her and there was a reason for it.I believe he STILL loves her! Thats why Angelina looked like she had a broom up her ass at the golden globes!

S. S. Fields

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Madonna

3. Sandra Bernhardt

4. Pamela Anderson

5. Ana Nicole Smith

Brooklyn

Come on people have you seen angelina lately!! she mad agly.

she anit got nothing on Jennifer.

Jennifer looks way better than her. As a matter a fact Angie is a homerecker she messed around with all those old man in Hollywood and decided to become pregnant from BRAD out of all people.

Come on now she played herself.. she wanted BRAD from JUMP!! All i know if i would have been Jennifer i would have gave Angie a Ghetto beat down thats for sure!!! And not for BRAD but for respect cuz she knew he was married to JENNIFER.. As for BRAD my man would have gave him a good black eye and a busted lip. FOR SURE!!! LATER

Hottie

Angelina Jolie is not aging well, sadly. I think this is because she has one of those long, thin faces where the skin just hangs on it. She used to be so strikingly pretty, but now she looks too old for true beauty. She could siphen out some of her natural lip collagen and use it on her wrinkles. I am not trying to be mean, but I have been thinking this for some time.

Vaginalina Ho-lie

Vaginalina Jolie. Ode to a dirty adultering slut! She is the quintessential yeasty-twat twit-whore. The hypocritical seeker of the sloppy Aniston seconds should invest in liposuction of those gnarly sausage lips to augment her bony arse, so her head might be better nestled while up there.

Vag Jolie...the apple does not fall far from the nasty Jon Voight. You have your father's bizarre, exaggerated facial twists and pus-bucket cheating heart.

Anna

Angelina Jolie is pretty. Yes, it is obvious she has had plastic surgery, but her basic features weren't bad looking before...the plastic surgery only enhanced and refined them. It's not like she's the only person who has had plastic surgery. I do think she is prettier after plastic surgery, but she wasn't bad looking before. She isn't aging well, but she is still prettier than some women her age. I can see why people think she is pretty, but there are equally beautiful women walking down the street. As for Jen, she is average looking...not ugly...but not pretty. Angelina Jolie is weird with her constantly changing men and women, making out with her brother etc. etc. but a lot of people are weird too...maybe just not as weird. She's rich and uses plight of third world countries for publicity, but she can do what ever she wants and we can't do anything about it...I just hope her kids turn out to be okay. As for Brad, he used to be hot and is slowly becoming less hot...but he was never a good actor!

rox

HOW LONG BEFORE ANG DUMPS BRAD FOR HER NEXT LEADING MAN... LET'S SEE, MET HER FIRST HUSBAND ON THE SET, FUCKED HIM OVER FOR SOME CHINK CHICK, MET B.B. THORTON, FUCKED HIM,MARRIED HIM EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ENGAGED TO LAURA DERN, THEN LEFT HIM, THEN MEETS, FUCKS BRAD PITT, ALTHOUGH HE WAS MARRIED.SHE'S A WHORE, AND BRAD IS AN ASSHOLE, MAY THEY BE MISERABLE TOGETHER, UNFOURTUNATLY THESE TWO VILLAGE IDIOTS HAD TO BRING A BABY INTO THEIR FUCKED UP UNMORALISTIC LIVES.

jj
jj

all those tattoos..yuck..looks good now she's young but at age 60? not so!

JoeMama
JoeMama

Why do so many people dis on Angie for "stealing" Brad, as if he had nothing to do with it. It was in all the tabs for the last 1 1/2 of their marriage that he wanted kids and Jen didn't. They should have talked about that before they got married, not after. They are all better off now.

María

ANgelina ES UNA PUTA! Y ENCIMA ES FEA Y TIENE MAL ALIENTO Y OLOR A CHIVO Y COGE MAL

HerCness
HerCness

JENN IS GEORGEOUS AND SHE WAS BORN WITH SOME CLASS... Angelina made out with her own brother for god's sake and her father won't speak to her. She looks depressed and emaciated. Hmm.. wonder why she won't marry brad.. seems married men are her speciality. Her mutli-racial fam and "relief effort obsession" really does nothing for me either.

goodlord

plus,jennifer looks like an old rug next to angelina.

goodlord

^that fight club look was unbelievable!he looks like a puppy now.a faithful one.

randomnygirl

NOTICE SINCE BRAD GOT WITH ANGELINA HES TOTALLY LET HIMSELF GO..HES NOT EVEN THAT GOOD LOOKING ANYMORE...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FIGHT CLUB BRAD WHERE'D HE GO?

Isa

en passant la bombe c peut etre angelina .....mais une bombe comme celle la c ke pour le sexe a mon avis ,,,si c lamour ke vous cherchez c avec jennnnnnnn...ellle est radieuse

Isa

a qui la faute si le menage de jen et brad n'a pas fonctionne,,je pense ke c la faute aux deux ,mon avis est que il y a eu manque de communication entre eux,,peut etre qu'effectivement brad voulait un enfant et il s'en allait voir ailleur ou alors il est un con simplement n'a pas su resister au charme de la jolie ,,,mais bon s'il y avait vraiment d'amour entre eux ca aurait durer beaucoup plus que ca je pense,,,en voila une lecon a jen pour son prochain couple et la jolie doit aussi apprendre a ne pas toucher a ce qui ne l'appartient pas,,, et a brad ,,,la fidelite s'est recommande dans un couple!!!

Acid Burn Libby
Acid Burn Libby

No.22 & No.23 for Lesa:

Stop taking the medication. Your not making any sense with your Jen droning.

Just stop.

carah

hey stop playing around jolie, your just jealous and miserable. the couples look great and they're even more happier being together than their past relationships. and i think jolie is even more prettier than jen, much younger than her. how could you say that she's ugly???? i think your eyes should be consulted to a opthalmologist, cause you see things differently.

red
red

lmao at the Bono pic. too funny.

Acid Burn Libby
Acid Burn Libby

Two things: Golden Globes. Academy Award. Brad.

None of which J.A. has. So what??

Go choke on that ya zealot idiots.....Jen Anniston looks like she stuffed two shoes on either side of her face, and she looks like a "Goon" off of Popeye. (ooooooo that NASTY online shit slingin'...fun, huh?)

Gimme a break. Who gives a fuck anyway? None of us see either of them eat, shit or sleep anyway. It's a F-A-N-T-A-S-Y....media is NOT real, folks. It's the internet. It's bullshit. It's a bunch of wrought up crap. No one was there, so no one knows the real story, right? Damn, I hate ig'nant bastards.

Must be why they call it the BASTARDLY FORUM. SOUND OFF!

GO!!

Tammy

angelinas decent looking even without make up...if we ever saw jennifer aniston without it shed look like a dog...angelina is so much hotter than jen

shane

my apologizzzzzzzzz carrie its not you..its you sephora #25

shane

Hey carrie why dont you put up a pic too so we could all see what a great 'ass' you have

likethatmatters

I love how Angelina gets ragged on for everything. No matter what she does, she's not good enough. It's always, "she's not giving away all her money", "she won't help the kids at home", "she's just doing all this for publicity". "she is not aging well", Yet Jenn can talk about her ex for publicity and it's all "poor Jen".

Let me just say, that you're an idiot if you think that the divorce of the "Golden Couple" is all Angelina's fault. If Jennifer was actually doing something right, there would have been no room for Angelina.

sephora

Carrie, my ass is prettier than Jen's wrinkled face, long chinned, crooked nose, beaded eyes. Her hair looked horrible at Sundance and she can starve herself to keep that body rocking for all she wants. Do you really believe a self-centered bitch like her will ever have babies?Not until she's 40 something and she'll give up the dream of fucking her own Oscar. But hey, if she really wants to fuck one, since she loves the little gold guy more than herself, she should borrow it from Angelina! I'm sure she has no use of it since she's fucking Jen's ex husband.hahahahahahaha

carrie

I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THAT ANGELINA IS PRETTIER THAN JEN. I BELIEVE JEN ANISTON WAS ON PEOLPE'S MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE LIKE 4 TIMES. ANGELINA ONCE. SHE WAS 26. THAT OLD TO BE NAMED ONCE? HA! JEN MADE IT WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER AND OLDER. OBIVOULSLY BRAD MADE A MISTAKE AND HE WILL LEAVE THAT WHORE AND HER FUCKIN KIDS AND GET BACK TO JEN , BUT JEN WILL BE WITH SOMEONE MUCH BETTER THAN BRAD.

lesa

heres a good bash for you ange lovers. Do you see ange eyes? theyre sad and almost weepy. its very obvious shes not in love with brad she doesnt even look at the guy, they look cold and bland together. shes wishing jennifer was with her instead.

lesa

we cometo this site to do justice to your unfair judgment of jennifer aniston, i mean do you really think id allow you people to just bash away like that? Heres an eye opener to all of you ange lovers. your beloved angelina is not in lovewith brad pitt but with jennifer aniston herself, she wants jen so desperately she thinks up this lame excuse of hookin up with brad. dont you see the real picture angelina has always been jealous and enamored with jen all at the same time. shes hurting the one she loves, that is jennifer, so to let jennifer know she exists. angelina was never in jens vocabulary, ange has her eyes set on jen thats why she came up with this wicked plan of hurting jen. brad is not at all worth it, but jen is.

rdman

What hell. She doesn't age well at all. With that tattoo, she is damn anexeric/bulemic supportor. Nasty...She used to look good, but now just bones and nasty.

stretchingretchen

Hm...I still think Angelina looks beautiful, but the last pic on the second page...definitely looks like she's morphing into an alien. But a pretty alien, nevertheless. And her hands aren't nearly as gross as Madonna's.

Eileen
Eileen

Be sane, why don't you "be sane" and chill the hell out. It seems like you're marinating in your own damn juices and feel you have to defend her honor or something. I'm sure she really appreciates it.

Be sane
Be sane

Huge feet, old hands, aging badly etc. You Jolie haters are so funny, since even if all of that is true, she is 100000x prettier than you otherwise you won't be so jealous and marinating in your own hate. Stop stalking Jolie pages if you hate her. Oh right I forgot you guys are actually closet Jolie lovers, aren't ya? You can't stay away! Go on, be jealous and miserable!

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

jesus christ people. Brad Failed as a husband. Do you remember that he left her? Why do you assume its jenns fault. ITs BRADS FAULT if its just one persons fault. No one is shoving it into anyones face. I can't believe there are people out there who would attack someone who's husband left them for another woman and knocked her up before your divorce was even final. I just hope it happens to you all and when you said you throw a pity party for yourself as an expression people take it literally and say you're a loser ugly whore. And you know what? Since you say those kind of things, YOU ARE so you deserve it.

BatMorph
BatMorph

Wow, someone else finally noticed. Everyone is so into knocking chinny(which is cool), that they miss how NASTY angie is now. I started noticing this long before the pregnancy. I wish I knew Angies email, lol, I know she is insecure, and would love to tell her about her 70 year old hands:)

Eileen
Eileen

While I do agree that Angelina is better looking than Jennifer you have to admit that she isn't aging very well. I do realize that she's pregnant but even before all this happened she was starting to show her age and then some.

Simple_Tina
Simple_Tina

haha, while Brad and Angie are out and about, doing their thing, Chinnifer is sitting at home, making invitations to former Friends cast to her all-too-famous pitty parties!!!

Angelina's a Whore
Angelina's a Whore

You guys are an idiot if you think they were bagging Jen. If anything they were poking fun at Whorealina's ruthlessness as a gutting whore.

BatMorph
BatMorph

It's odd, Angie is looking 40 something at 30 something. This is either from screwing every guy in hollywood, or she just aged horribly. Her hands look in most pics, like a 60-70 year old womans, and this is before the pregnancy. Brad must be hard up, LOL, both are dogs now, although with the way Angie looks lately, I would pick Jen over her any day. We all have our ideas, for what makes a babe hot, yet as many times as I come to this site, I wonder if the same person puts all of the female pics up. I mean, some of his/her tastes are right on, then some of the other choices, are dog ugly, lol.

Sweetie
Sweetie

You have the best captions. LMAO. Please continue to bash. The Chin gets on my last nerve and needs to be taken down a few pegs.

fucking ugly jen

finally a site where it is the other way around.....jen's fans keep on going to brangelina's site and post comments when they should be helping fucking ugly jen to get a hit at her site

minachan

Keep on bashing...it's fun! Brad REALLY needs to go back to being blonde.

AngieFan808

HE LOOKS AWFUL WITH DARK HAIR -- YUCK!

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

she's looking really thin, i miss the curvy angie.

matilde
matilde

angelina's legs upset me. no wait, they upset my stomach.

stephanie

i love it! i'm so sick of maniston making brad and angie look bad.....she's just sooooooo jealous brad traded up by a million times and she's dating that ugly what's his face.

Carmen
Carmen

Bash, Bash, Bash away! It always gives me a chuckle.