MoeJackson

I’m praying that the powers that be don’t decide to put Liv in some type of bikini & plaster her bod on the cover of leading mags—especially the ones that have premium real estate @ the newsstands. Have mercy on us, Media Gods.

Bastardly Suggestion
Once again, if you’re really hot & have this inner desire to nurture a child, please consider adoption! Angelina mastered the art until one week she ran out of her birth control pills & dumbass Brad Pitt forgot to double bag & in the process of enjoying an insane session of tantric sex w/ Angie, he busted a condom.

So remember, there are countless kids around the globe or even in the United States anxiously awaiting your love & attention.