Monthly Archives: January 2006

The Bastardly Evening News - Jan. 3, 2006

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* I have no idea what kind of crack I was smoking when I found this, but let’s just say that even without the crack this shit would’ve blown my mind. All I have to say is that this is ostensibly about Paris Hilton and her sex tape and contains unicorns humping and hearts shooting out the eyes of crazy skulls. [Catlebrity]

* Behold! Mariah Carey is a crazy tranny hooker…and she has friends! Who the fuck are the shitty parents that let their kids kick it with a bitch that comes to their door dressed like that? Do some fucking research! Mariah spent lots of time with her sister and look what happened to her - she’s a Craig’s List AIDS whore. Good role model and great sister, eh? [TMZ]

* One would imagine that Paris and Nikki Hilton would be set for life on the financial tip, right? Apparently not, as this photograph of Nikki Hilton digging for gold attests to. I wonder if she found a few nuggets? [CollegeHumor]

Lucy Pinder vs Mary Carey - A Bastardly Slutty Whore Matchup

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Ok, this is a little unfair since Mary Carey is a straight up porn star & Lucy Pinder is a current pinup model / future porn star. The fact of the matter is that both these hookers have huge boobs & like to be naked in front of the camera. Once again, Ms. Pinder merely shows off her naked ass in front of the still cameras, whereas Ms. Carey takes it up the ass in front of a video cameras.

Is this an unfair comparison & is it possible?! You be the judge.

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