The Return of Penelope Cruz's Spanish Fro!!!
She brought it back for a Vogue magazine photo shoot. Now don’t get me wrong, she’s still fine piece of work that I go oogly googly over…’fro or not, she’s damn fine!!!
Monthly Archives: January 2006
Lisa Loeb Thongs It Up On E!'s #1 Single. Ow!!
I’ve never watched this show, but it’s starting to look really interesting…
For all you Lisa Loeb fans who happened to miss the episode, here’s the scandalous clip. Don’t enjoy it too much, now.
To All Horndogg Lisa Loeb Fans: Please refrain from jammin’ it up while on the site. Remember wanking under your desk, while @ work classifies as freaky-gross.
Pregnant Angelina Jolie Walks Her Pittpuppy Through Davos
Here’s another batch of photos in which we crack jokes @ Jennifer Aniston’s sad affairs. I know it’s getting old, but it’s so easy, God damn it!! Give me a few more weeks & I think I should be over it…
In the meantime, enjoy the bashing!!
New Korean Co-Worker
I thought she was like 25, but it turns out she’s BLOODY 35 w/ a 10-year old boy! Damn those youthful, Asian genes!
She’s appears to be a typical Korean:
1. She’s wearing brand name clothes (looks to be Banana rip-off of something Gucci would make). I’ll be nice & say it’s Gucci since she’s Korean & not Chinese.
2. Carries a super colorful Louis Vuitton handbag w/ LV plastered all over it (I think LV bags are the ugliest things around, by the way). LV bags are carried around by chicks w/ a Personality Type, but I haven’t narrowed things down just yet…
3. Also, she’s wearing tons of make-up (why must pretty girls mop on 2 inches of make-up when they already look good?!)
Ok, enough stereotyping for now. I’ll see if I can whip out a Personality Type in the coming weeks…
Scarlett Johansson should make a Music Video
I don’t even care what it’s about or if she sings in it or not. Scarlett should be allowed to make music videos while Pink should never be allowed. This is making up for having to look at those Pink pics for the past couple hours. These pics are oldies but goodies…enjoy staring at her boobs.
Pink & The Grossest Video Shoot EVER!!!
Yeah, so she’s making a video to make fun of all the other chicks blah blah blah….but c’mon, this is just gross…did she really need to show it in the video? We can just listen to the song itself and get the message. To think that at one point I even thought she looks decently acceptable in some of her videos. I bet the kids on TRL will eat this shit up like candy!!!
Hot Piece of the Week
The hot piece of the week is the incredibly gorgeous model and somewhat talented actor, Channing Tatum. You might have seen him on Coach Carter or even read about him on Perez Hilton’s website. After seeing his pics, how could I not copy Perez and show our readers what a hot piece of man meat he is?! If a camera could blush it would be F-ing red because he is SO HOT!
Young Angelina Also Sorry For Jennifer Aniston
There’s also a third photo to this shoot, but unfortunately that pic was corrupt. I don’t know old Angie is in this shoot, but I do know that she’s lookin’ better than J. Aniston looked when she @ this age. (Please excuse the cheap shot.)
Also, as for all of you Jennifer Aniston Asskisslickers, please stay away from defending her as it’s well known that she used & abused Brad’s extensive network in order to land all her movie roles. We’ll see how she manages to pick up the pieces of her shattered career when all her movies flop in the coming year. Peace be upon Jen’s career. Amen.
Here’s more from Angie’s younger days…
Even More Chicks from AVN 2006 in Las Vegas
Gung Hee Fat Choy!!! Love, Hsu Chi
Yes all, Happy Chinese New Year!!! For those lucky ones who’ll be receiving your lucky red envelopes, hope you make bank on that.
Now here we have Hsu Chi (also credited as Shu Qi). Not as whorish as our favorite Bai Ling but another one of my country’s women…woo hoo!!!
Vote for Chinese in the poll!!!!!