Bai Nipple Ling: Down The Bastardly Memory Lane

What’s going on in Bai Ling’s camp?

I wouldn’t be surprised to soon hear that she’s getting married & then, God forbid, she’s pregnant. I guess everyone has to grow up one day or another, right? Plus, the niche “red-carpet-whore” market is officially void of its token whore. All hot women looking to apply for this potentially lucrative position, please show at least one nipple @ the next award show or if you’re really brave, consult Mr. Kei Kagami to be your personal designer.

Girls who are not famous yet, but still want to apply for the Red Carpet Whore Position, please direct only your most scandalous photos to our HR. Please make sure they’re of appropriate size.