Welcome to Memoirs of a Dirty Whore - a new section dedicated to quips, anecdotes, confessions, and inspirational devotionals of the dirty whore variety.
For it is true that inside every prude, every mom, every sister, every Wall Street-workin’, trash-talkin’, baby-totin’ woman lives a dirty little whore, waiting to escape; ready to spread her wings (and her legs) and fly away.
But, forget about the clever adjectives, the deductive reason and all of the associated technicalites of whoredom—this is no more than a call to those women who wish to discontinue the solemn act of suppressing nature in effort to appease convention. Get into contact with your inner dirty whore. Maybe invite it over for coffee. Ask it to take off its jacket and stay awhile. Then sit back, shut the hell up, and listen to what your dirty whore has to say. Who knows? You might just learn something.
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My dude comes in this weekend and I told him I need new material, so let's just say another post is in the "works" ... although I was thinking to first share the substitute teacher/hand job story from high school. Hmmm...so much material, so little time.
To all of you with whorish stories, please do send them over to moejackson.com@gmail.com. I don't want to be greedy and hog all the whore-fame. I'm very generous, as you will find out soon enough!
To "A Concerned Fan": I will let you decide where I fall on the whore-o-meter. Nice blog by the way!
I think that's it for now. I'll post again sooner than later! Just wanted to introduce my little column today.
Oohhhh..I love this idea!!!
Oh, goodie goodie gumdrops! (satanic smile)
let the show begin.... *grin* :)
....or it'll be just good dirty reading for me as an alternative to Penthouse Letters.
email your whoring stories to moejackson.com@gmail.com & we'll get it to GiGi...
It might give her some interesting ideas on things to try. hah.
I still don't quite comprehend what will happen here. Will you be doing whorish things and then sharing? Or, are you asking us to share our sluttiness? Either sounds fun!
I'll take a dose of "really whorish" with dash of Tara Reid.
I guess the key is how dirty you'll be. I mean, there's whorish, really whorish, and dirty whorish. On the scale of Lori Laughlin to Tara Reid...where do you sit? And I guess, how do you sit?
Damn you, Karen.
Yes, Johnie from Ausie, these are the sacrifices I am willing to make for y'all!
Greetings to you, Karen! Let's rock this shit!
Yes! Another female writer on The Bastardly! It'll be nice to having something to actually read here rather than just looking at all these pictures of "supposedly" hot women.
Wait, so you tellin' me your going to whore yourself around & then write about?!
Now I know why I love the bastardly...
The indepth research!!!
Also, I'm sure other people are wondering as well, but will there be photos from these whoring experiences, too?