* Paris says: “My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to her [Charlize Theron] so we may end up vying for the same parts.” Well, they both know how to speak, so if that is what the dude meant, then I *guess* he is right. Seriously though, I saw House of Wax, and honestly, the wax statutes had more skills than Paris. In fact, I have taken shits that have more acting ability than Paris…I’d be willing to bet good money that if I could make my turd somewhat pretty it would beat out Paris for *any* role. Seriously.
[WWTDD]
* This dude, Armin Meiwes, met some guy on the internet who *agreed* to be killed and eaten. Before dying the “dinner guest” and Armin supped on some fried penis (seriously). Armin is now in jail for 8 years, but his hunger is not sated. He recently said he would like to start eating more people…celebrities to be exact. Quoting Armin, “I want to eat people who are beautiful.”. Unluckily, that means Paris Hilton will not be on his list of people to kill and eat. [FemaleFirst]
* Ok. Serously, why is the new James Bond such a motherfucking pussy douchebag? Last week he got teeth knocked out during rehersal for a fight scene…now he has *really* bad sunburn. Awwww…poor baby…Craiggy need a kiss on the booboo makey better? Adding to his fagosity is the fact that the punk can’t even drive a stick shift car, he can only drive an automatic car — so the traditional Aston Martin DB5 had to be converted…and he has said he doesn’t like guns and that speedboats make him feel queasy. I heard that in the new film, he’ll be drinking Sperm, shaken, not stirred. [TheSun]
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I am amazed by how similar this drawing is to Paris. Isn't it supposed to be a caricature?
I love how they got PH lazy eye and bird hooked nose right on the mark. In fact this drawing makes them look BETTER than they actually are on Paris's face in real life.