Monthly Archives: February 2006

Maddox Jolie-Pitt Is Cambodian Royalty

It’s great to see that Maddox doesn’t have to walk anymore…

In other useless news…
Apparently J. Aniston doesn’t look at any photos in the media…

I don’t look at things like that. I don’t pay them any attention. It’s poisonous.

The divorce was very peaceful. People imagine a war or a story from a soap opera, but it’s not like that. My mother never let it go and wasted the second half of her life. I vowed not to do that. [J. Aniston, Digital Spy]

I call her bluff on both counts.

Tiffany Taylor Parties @ White Lotus in Hollywood

Ms. Taylor was also @ the Naughty & Nice Party

Tiffany Taylor’s latest flick was a hardcore porn documentary titled, 5 People You meet In Porn. I’m assuming the five people are men & Tiffany has sex w/ each of the men as the story unfolds.

Here’s a funny description from Adult Film Database website (I don’t recommend visiting that site):

A hot and sticky tale about what it takes to make it in the porn biz. See 5 people you meet in porn from obliging eager beavers giving up their pussies, asses, and mouths to pimps, drug dealers, and sleazy Hollywood agents all with hopes of being the country’s most successful porn super-stars!

Here are a few more pics from the event.

Jackie Guerrido, The Lucky Cross & Gossip Whore Links!!

Yes, that cross gets more action than me. How sad is that?

Anyway, watch this video—I don’t know what she’s sayin’ but she looks damn good saying it.

Enjoy the linkies from the Bastardly favorites!

* Someone one tell me why Reese Witherspoon is the highest woman in Hollywoood. First Mohammed cartoons & now this. What the fuck.

* Slutty whorebag, Janice Dickinson, is scaring people.

* It’s official: Paris Hilton smokes crack.

* First we had Mariah Carey abs & now we have J.Lo nipples.

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“When Vince Vaughn finally dumps her, Jennifer Aniston will spend her remaining days cruising Hollywood looking for street kids who look like Brad Pitt…” Like poetry, I tell you!

Kiira Korpi - Hotter than Sasha Cohen?

So I watched the whole damn long program segment last Thursday and this chick stood out to me. Sure she wasn’t in the medal contention and finished in like 20th place but damn this chick, Kiira Korpi, from Finland is HOT!!! Could it be…I possibly deem someone from the Ladies’ Figure Skating hotter than my Sasha “Bendy” Cohen?

Here are highlights from both her short and long programs….you’ll see what I mean.

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