*I’m assuming that dude sitting next to J. Alba is Cash Warren & not her brother…
What’s the true barometer of a woman’s beauty, you ask?
Put her in the ugliest of the ugliest dress & see whether she still looks hot. Jessica Alba beautifully answered this question @ a recent Dolce & Gabbana fashion show.
Go Bastardly!! Your people have spoken; your followers have grown, and now you need more bandwidth. Amen.
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The ever-so-holy Bastardly tank scored me some delicious sex the other day. “My,” as said by my significant other, “you are the hotness in that tank.” And it was on.
Thank you, Bastardly.
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I will watch any crappy movie that Matthew McConaughey stars in for even the slightest chance of catching him in a nude scene or a shirtless scene. Despite the fact that he may be a womanizer or even gay (we’ve all heard those rumors) he can still make my insides tingle just looking at him.
I don’t really care for Penelope Cruz, I think she’s overrated in the looks department, but they have been inseperable since the making of Sahara. Which, by the way, isn’t that great of a movie. Save your money.
How could we not like a man who plays bongo’s while naked? That’s just how I like my men. Drunk and Naked. Enjoy ladies….or men.
Thank you to Socialite’s Life for the plethora of great McConaughey pics.
Just my luck!
Bai Ling wore this to Elevate Hope Foundation‘s “Circle of Passion” event on Sunday.
Someone throw this poor girl a bone & please get her some help. Her career’s on the line, for God’s sake.
Tyra Banks is truly an amazing personality who should be cryogenically frozen (as soon as possible, mind you) and preserved for another generation sometime in the (real) distant future to enjoy.
Just a thought.
Welcome to Memoirs of a Dirty Whore - a new section dedicated to quips, anecdotes, confessions, and inspirational devotionals of the dirty whore variety.
For it is true that inside every prude, every mom, every sister, every Wall Street-workin’, trash-talkin’, baby-totin’ woman lives a dirty little whore, waiting to escape; ready to spread her wings (and her legs) and fly away.
But, forget about the clever adjectives, the deductive reason and all of the associated technicalites of whoredom—this is no more than a call to those women who wish to discontinue the solemn act of suppressing nature in effort to appease convention. Get into contact with your inner dirty whore. Maybe invite it over for coffee. Ask it to take off its jacket and stay awhile. Then sit back, shut the hell up, and listen to what your dirty whore has to say. Who knows? You might just learn something.
Oh my God.
If there was such a thing as heaven on earth, two places are in direct competition:
1. Jessica Alba’s ass (of course)
2. Univision’s annual Premio Lo Nuestro Awards (or any other Latina-flavored award show)
God damn, I tell you. All the hotties from down south show up in the sexiest gowns & make all heterosexual males around the globe scream in pain. Women can be so evil sometimes, damn it!
Take, Ms. Ninel Conde for example. Apart from modeling & tending to her daughter, this hottie was involved in the Mexican blend of Big Brother. The Mexican blend probably doesn’t have straight-up sex like the European or Turkish versions (b/c Mexicans have self-respect), but I bet the shear hotness of the women makes up for the lack of raunchy Big Brother porn. I don’t know about you guys, but I wouldn’t mind being trapped in a house w/ this woman.
Ok, w/ those juicy words, enjoy the Ninel Conde Show…
I think those two kids have been to more places in the world than I’ll travel in my entire lifetime. Damn them.
Angie, please adopt older people from developed countries!! We need some lovin’ too, damn it!!