Posts from July 2014

Irina Slutskaya Bitchslapped W/ An Olympic Bronze CDR!

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I know this is old news, but I was super busy on Friday to pull off an update & function during the day (all this crap is done in the wee hours). If you haven’t already done so, please check out Jackson’s hilarious highlights on how Sasha Cohen stole the Silver CDR.

Back to the Slutty topic @ hand: Now, what the fuck happened in the final?

Did Irina need to fall 3 or 4 times in order to get a Silver?! Is that how the rules work now? Seriously, is that what the judges are counting when they do a final tally of the score?

After crashing & burning twice during the bloody final, I’m forced to speculate whether Sasha Cohen was secretly servicing one of the judges in order to pull off a silver. Let’s hope Russia pushes for an indy investigation into all scoring…fuck the Olympic spirit!! Give the Ruskies what’s rightfully theirs! Plus, this is probably Slutskaya’s final Olympics considering how she’s a old woman already @ 27 (in Olympic Figure Skater years, of course).

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Crackwhore Whitney Houston Performed @ Olympics

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I read somewhere that she sucked it up big time, but the very fact that an institution like the Olympics helped to fan the flames of Whitney’s crack habit goes to show that money & power can go a long, long way.

Even w/ all the drug shit weighing them down, I gotta admit, though, Bobby & Whitney are pure comedy.

Here are a couple more pics of the couple in Hotlanta Airport as they return from the Olympics.

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Angell Conwell Sweetens Up 2006 NAACP Image Awards

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I fell in love w/ Angell Conwell when I first watched Soul Plane in the theatres. Epic performance, I tell you. This chick obviously has a bangin’ bod, but her assets run far deeper, my friends. Except to see a LOT more of her—and not only black comedies, mind you.

In a Cutie Central interview (yes, I understand my sources are lame), she was asked to talk about her favorite role. The 22 year old bombshell summed up fairly easily…

I had a blast on Soul Plane. I made a lot of friends and had an awesome 20th birthday party at The Shelter during the filming of that one. Everyone was hilarious and I enjoyed each individual personality. [Angell Conwell, Cutie Central]

Now, who the hell wouldn’t have fun w/ Snoop Dogg around?!

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Why am I posting Christine Lakin?

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Well, besides the fact that I think she’s damn sexy…in the good nature of all this figure skating talk I thought I’d mention that she’s going to be in the upcoming movie, The Cutting Edge: Going For The Gold. Yes, pretty much a spin-off of the original movie, The Cutting Edge, that started Moira Kelly and D.B. Sweeney. I remember my sister buying the LaserDisc of this movie…yeah, that’s how ol’skool I am!

Yeah, this one is going straight to home video…but yeah, Christine Lakin is fine.

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Ana Beatriz Barros & Adriana Lima Do Photo Magazine

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The only person this layout is missing is me in between their naked bods. It’s nice to fantasize every once in a while, right? Don’t answer that.

First of all, we should all be thankful to The Lord for creating the delicious eye candy that is Ana Beatriz Barros, but, just like w/ anything else that’s posted on here, I just have one simple gripe. I know Ana is a super model & all, but I’ve seen some of her shoots in which she looks sickly skinny. I mean, above the neck it’s still Whaaabhaam, but I find myself cringing as my eyes stroll south. I almost feel like redirecting some of our bastardly donations from Petra Nemcova’s Happy Heart’s Fund to Ms. Beatriz-Barros (just incase the modeling income isn’t helping w/ pesky grocery expenses).

Enjoy the layout!

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