Well folks, here it is…the pictures from the issue where Adriana Lima spills the truth about being a virgin. These pictures pain me so much that I just couldn’t garner up the strength to add in those witty/sarcastic/offensive Bastardly quotes you’d expect.
You figure that this photoshoot must have had more blue balls than the ball tank at your local Chuck-E-Cheese. I bet these guys (assuming they’re all not gay..but not like there’s anything wrong with that!) signed up for this gig before knowing Adriana is a virgin in hopes that they’d be able to seduce her with the bulge of their package and have uncontrolable sex with her. I’m not even going to rag on these suckas…you almost feel bad for these guys.
In conclusion:
1) A lot of wanking happened behind the scenes…or gay sex in desperation & frustration (eww!)
2) Whoever gets to take Adriana’s cherry will be the luckiest bastard in the world…surpassing DAMN YOU CASH WARREN status.
3) As Irish Maddog would say…time to “rub one out”.
IT HURTS!!!!
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The best GQ edition ever. Adriana is looking fantastic.
Btw, Alessandra Ambrosio is in GQ Brasil this month.
We need pictures!
looking at these pictures of her makes my nipples so hard they hurt...
WOW. just WOW! I have to capitalized the word WOW because she really really looks WOW here.
http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo29/gotactical/bitchgotnothingonlima.jpg
whops.. well anyway am I the only one seeing this?? http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo29/gotactical/kenzazoutienwbadrianalima.jpg
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OMG, you need to post these in a "2 years ago" so friggin hot!!
she's so fucking stupid
she loose the most beautiful thing in the life because of her stupid conceptions
she doesn't know what she loose because of her stupidness
she will be so sorry later but the time never came back
live your life!!! till is not too late
dont you see its the perfect marketing strat....the forbidden fruit!
my...err i mean adriana's fantasy phtoshoot!! imagine wut happened after the phtoshoot!! (oh wait that's just my fantasy)
Absolutely beautyful !
It helps to keep you out of divorce court also. LOL
Well if what I've read is true she is the smartest of them.
She wouldn't end up burned out.
Good morals might be out of style but they keep a body and a mind good and healthy.
I really don't understand your obsession with "virginity". She just never had sex, what's so oddd about that?!
YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!
"...knowing they won’t get a piece of Adriana ass?"
now THAT hurts
I love being a virgin. I glad she one too it makes me happy!!! YAY
I think yall at The Bastardly like Jessica and Adriana so much because they even look like eachother. Adriana looks so much like Jessica in the 1st pic (on the cover of GQ).
Imagine.... Jessica Alba + Adriana Lima + Stacey Kiebler's legs + a little bit of Jolie....
= THE PERFECT WOMAN
I'm not les but I think I'd die for a chick who looked like that...
Yeah that really was a rude comment. People like her shouldn't even open up their mouths. Get an education you dumb fuck.
She is gorgeous! The Brazilian super models aer all gorgeous and I believe he is a virgin!
Post #12: You can believe if she is a virgin or not. What's it to you? I am brazilian and that comment about Brazilians having sex at the age of 12 was uncalled for. So do me a favour and keep your pathetic and ignorants comments to yourself. Shame on you, shame on you.
Anyhoot, although the shoot is kinda sketchy the guys are damn hot! and Adriana lima is really pretty.
ok I would be a virgin too if I could dress myself in gorgeous clothes everyday, and walk the runway, she's lucky, what else do you need?
Sei a verdade dentro de mim e é isto todo materias, o que esta no meu coracao. O deus sabe a verdade, nao me preocupo o que voce a gente pensa. So o Deus pode julgar-meu.
Not a good photoshoot, she is way hotter in any VC catalogue, but Adriana is a beautiful woman. I always thought, "Wow that girl has the naughtiest eyes I've ever seen, I bet she's a lot of fun in the bedroom." Turns out, she's not only a virgin, but she's not funny, not interesting, and she's incredibly, incredibly stupid. Anyone who is that religious, and agrees with everything the Catholic Church thinks, is a moron. She is probably the stupidest Supermodel in the world. I wish I had never read that interview. I liked her so much before, and really didn't want to know anything about her personality because most hot girls are total retards, but she is even stupider than I could have guessed. What a shame.
Yep hott. I see a little bit of Holmes when she's very very very photoshopped, maybe. But only the first pic.
She looks like she has aids.
You can't tell me you can't even see a little of Holmes.
-I agree with the general line of comments toward the gang-bang feel of the shoot
-#14 like porn the girl is central and the guys are props
[b][/b]She IS by far my the hottest girl in the world
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the photo shoot was wierd and looks kind of trashy...i just don't see the connection...it looks like prison guys and she's the only girl (NOT good, unless that;s the point-they all would like to have her (but she's a virgin so no), except prison cons would just rape her anyway, and the photos have a wierd rape/gangbang feel to them which i dont' like. i don't get the feeling that she has the power from the photos. very pretty girl though
Ew Katie Holmes looks like a piece of shit compared to her. She'd have to be photoshopped to death and she'd still look worse then Lima at her worst moment (does that even exist?).
Ok so now...is it just me or is miss Adriana getting sexier and more gorgeous by the second? I have never ever seen her look bad...ever. She's always hot. I'm surprised that after this photoshoot, she still has her virginity...so yeah I'll say the guys are gay to the max.
She looks like Katie Holmes on the cover.
I think because they are male models they are so self absorbed Adriana's not even human. She's just a prop. I personally like the gangbangish feel of the photo shoot, but that's just me.
The last pic makes her looks like she's rape victim....The cover photo was OK but the rest of what the photo shoot consisted of was stupid.
My first thought was that all the guys were supposed to be like her male slaves or something, the way she is laying on them and sitting on them...but I can see how you would get gangbang out of that possibly too. Odd but I am guessing they thought it artistic. I find it hard to believe she is a VIRGIN?! She is brazilian, no? Don't they start having sex when they're like 12??
The worlds biggest dick tease. The second pic on page 2 is funny. Looks like someone took a hose and made a big puddle in the middle of the desert. One time in the ghettos of Cleveland, in search of a new skate spot, I ran across some "prison types" working out in the front yard and I thought it was funny. I guess its cool now. Who knew?
She used to go out with Lenny Kravitz for a very short time. Now I can't imagine Lenny not getting a piece of that ass. I mean, he banged Nicole Kidman! Or, maybe that's why it didn't last. No ass, no last.
These pictures would be better if she was stabbing all these guys to death, as they worked out.
Now THAT'S fashion
im surprised there isnt a supersized close up of her VERY hard nipples poking through that black tank top on page 2....LOL wonder how many copies of this issue the guys at the basatardly bought? :)
I dont like the pictures. I love her (besides her teeth maybe) but the pics are just too sleazy and not aristic enough for a model in opinion. Besides the cover one i think they all suck......
AnnClaire, I totally agree with the gangbang-ish feel of the shoot............. very odd and a bit creepy feeling, because the guys would either be completely full of themselves or totally gay if it really was a gangbang.......... just weird, but she is very gorgeous. Just get rid of the guys in the photos!
She's one pretty girl. I could not do that photo shoot, you'd have to be gay to do it :P
I think the photos with the guys have a slightly disturbing gangbang-ESQUE quality to them... I dunno if I like that.... but she's gorgeous.
Virgin or not... she's gonna regret saying that. Learn from Britney, now the public will demand to know the status of your cherry at all times, god forbid you get a long term boyfriend.
Pic three looks like in the original photo her nipple was proably showing and they photoshoped it out
GODDAMN YOU ADOBE GODDAMN YOU TO HELL!
Thats what you call fresh meat. Whoever gets to open up that is one lucky bastard.
SHES soooo damn prettyyyyy...!!!!