Bastardly Lady of the Day - Lisa S.

Lisa S. writes:

“I submitted my pics to be a Random Girl on ur site……..Bring it Bitch!!”

Bastardly Readers…will you bring it?…or has it already been broughten??? (Yes, I know that’s not a real word.)

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

165 comments
BUBBLEBEE
BUBBLEBEE

u look like an used pornstar...next

megan2

You don't need to try so hard sweetie: you're a pretty girl!

Mike

Lisa, if you were "comfortable in your skin" as you put it, then you wouldn't be trying to cover up your butterface with all that disgusting makeup (at least learn HOW to put it on), bad tans and bleached hair. You look like a white nappy headed hoe.

Mike

Damn girl all you are is a juggalo clown who always got what they wanted so you think you're all that. No man with any class, or a job would want your ass. You are too petty and preteenish. You need to do some growing up and get some plastic surgery done on that fucking nose! I might let you give me head at last call -- but I WOULDN'T buy you a drink.

Sir Magicus

I'm not gonna say or lead anyone to believe that I wouldn't pound the hell out of this girl everyday if I had the chance... I think she's got a hot body that could be a little less tan than what it is, and she has an overall good look about her, but there's just one thing that gets me... Is it just me, or does her jaw and cheek lines resemble that of a mans? She seems to have a manly shaped face to me, maybe it's just the pictures or maybe it's just me. That's the only thing, other than that, she's hot and I'd hit it.

Ali
Ali

I don't really understand how you can say posting pictures of yourself and getting ripped apart only boosts your self-esteem. Anyway. I wouldn't call you ugly, I think you could definitely be a cute girl, and your body is rockin, but you really gotta lay off the peroxide and tanning bed. It just makes you look like every other wannabe Playmate and college sorostitute. And with the attitude you're giving the readers you're only adding fuel to the fire. You have balls putting these pictures up, but you knew what you were getting yourself into. I consider myself to be a pretty person, but I'm not posting pictures because I'd rather not have every flaw of mine brought to light.

Adam
Adam

Lisa, you're not ugly, but not hot either.

you're a little bit less than average.

B-Love

she's not that bad looking, I mean Ive seen a hell of a lot of people who are a hell of a lot worse looking than she is...she just tries too hard I think. You people are freakin harsh man...people have feelings, remember? But then again...anyone who puts their picture up here is basically asking for it. You people really have no mercy, do you?? so if someone subjects themselves to your oppinions they have to be either a)really freakin dumb b)extremely dillusional or c) actually hot...and Im just seing a lot of dellusional idiots around these parts. Just something to think about.

nadine

HSE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE! SICK! WHAT IS IT WITH THESE BLOTD THEY ALL LOOK SO UGLY! ITS LIKE THE MAIN CRITERIA IS : U HAVE TO LOOK LIKE SHIT, U DO THEN PLEASE SEND US UR PICS!

Jihad
Jihad

I call this Deer Park Syndrome.

There's a town outside of Houston where basically the high school 'socialites' rake all of Daddy Big-Bucks oilrefineryslave#50938590's money (or their boy toy's [or boy toy's daddy's][or deadbeat daddy's child support check]) to transform into... this. I think there is an equal ratio of Baptist churches to tanning/nail/hair salons down the town's main drag.

Also reminds me of what Ganguro girls try to achieve.

She probably lacks badly in personality though. I can imagine having a drink with her, and her tilting her head in concentration (or audacity) with every sentence, and a lot of "uhhh"s and "ummm..." in response.

Because she is probably use to being hit on, and hustling for drinks on the dance floor.

...But then, I suppose that is Playboy material!

Goats Milk
Goats Milk

I did not realize there were two post of her...not pretty. nice tan, but hate the nose and barely average face. Playboy???? I highly doubt it.

rollergir1
rollergir1

Classic trailer park trash at it's finest!

butterfly
butterfly

hahahaaaa, you guys are the best........I leave for a month, come back and there are still new posts on the ol' crack whore! yay!

MRYUCK

Eww I puked in my mouth a little. My GF carries a handbag that looks like your aligator ass! Playboy...I don't think so, Animal Kingdom maybe.

StupidIdiots

Looks like a piece of walking luggage. Actually looks like Donatella Versace...and that's not a compliment. It's never good when you tan and fry your skin so much that you look like you have a mustache. Also...looks cheap and eager to sleep around. AKA you are probably a living breathing STD. Think more classy...less trashy.

Crazee Daisy
Crazee Daisy

I think Lisa could be attractive with less makeup and no tan. I don't think she's ugly, just okay looking.

Larilee

"I’m so sorry that i could sit at the beach for 2 days and get such dark color…. can you???"

Nope. But that's because I'm busy working for my PhD.

PornChick

If this woman is really 20 then I'll give EVERY woman and man on this blog oral sex...twice,lol!!! Lisa hun, there are porn sites on the net you know and I promise nobody would slag you off there. They'd only jerk off to you,which is what your little heart desires isn't it?Perhaps you could be on one of those bi-racial sites:they could have white guys shagging you ;-)

xxx

The Other Lisa
The Other Lisa

Mmm.. I can see how this picture can make men want..

baked chicken.

Bardstown

Hey hag face, we all know how you love to read about yourself, so i posted this on your thread too since you subscribe to the comments so you would be sure to receive it. Enjoy Bozo. Oh ya, Amy may not be beautiful or anything, and her nose like yours is big, just not big AND bulbous like yours is, atleast she does not look like Bozo the Transvestite Clown. while Amy is no great beauty either, she still looks better than you.

Ay yo, more tittays and less face. Definitely jumpoff material though (my jumpoff standards aren’t very high). ——

No, LISA S. is the one who is “jump off material,” especially since your standards are not that high, Lisa S. would do nicely. Amy, on the othr hand is cute, with a awesome rack. LISA S. is on here much more than most people commenting, and when she is not commenting, you just know she is scanning the posts looking for stuff about her. did’nt you even subscribe to the comments Lisa S, then got pissed cause you did not like what people were saying about how UNattractive they thought you were. Clown nose, aka bozo, homely, tranny, etc. ring a bell? but when someone else comments how ugly they think Lisa is, and she is, LIsa says you are all losers who are on the computer too much? Go figure when you are on here quite a bit yourself fug mug. not only are you ugly Ms. Lisa Skank, You are a hypocrite as well Lisa s, dont you think?

anon joe

I think she is ugly.i dont think her face is nice looking at all. unlike a lot of posters, i do like her tan. that is my thoughts.

Regan

Lower half of her face is DESTROYED. Like ashlee simpson crescent moon chin and nose with cheeks lookin like theyve been injected with silicone. yipes.

Nik

*She’s gorgeous!*

Are you serious or are you blind? *Gorgeous* is kind of stretching it a bit. shes nt even halfway pretty, her face is just i don't know, but i would not call it gorgeous. you must be her mom. she is not even what i would call cute. I would not look att her twice if i seen her walking down the street. except for her tan, which looks good. the face is bad.

Matouj

4th pic, her stomachs so purple ma eyes water

Sharee
Sharee

She's gorgeous!But your too tanned.And you need to put some clothes on.

Luke

I think she looks like a man with makeup, and dressed in girls clothes. I give her face a 3 on a scale of 1-10. But if you factor in her body, then that will push her/it up to a...5, tops.

Tahoe Blue

All right, here is the board with the infamous Lisa. Well, not being mean, but you really should not get all bent out of shape if men and women don't find you pretty. You are not horrid or heinous or anything, but you are certainly no great beauty either. I can see why people do not find your face one of the more attractive ones out there, because it is not one of the more attractive faces. You are ok, maybe, I guess, but that is about it, and I am being kind at that.

lemure
lemure

You guys are hilarious.

"If you have hate in yer heart, let it out!"

TM the Black, blind White Supremacist.

Emi

she's cheap, narcissistic and way too conceited.she has a brain disorder which makes her constantly think she's hot when in fact, she looks like a fag.

Big Al

I have to laugh when fug ugly chicks *think* they are all hot n' shit. Lisa you should purchase a mirror, and take off your rose colored glasses. You look like a dude in drag.

I'd still hit it though. You would just have to put a bag or two over your head.

Luca

# Luca

I was curious as to the big deal fighting going on wiht Lisa S. so I went to her thread, I don think she is pretty, but in her head, if you do not find her attractive, then something is wrong with YOU, and not her FACE?? WTF!!

So let me get this straight…..In her warped mind, if someone thinks a chick other than herself—-buttaface Lisa s., is pretty, we are all jealous & fat. Girl you are not only a buttaface w/a big nose, you are stupid. It is as plain as that bozo nose on your face. I don’t think Michelle is all that great either, but she looks better than you. I don’t care what youre individual personalitys are like either, I am basing this on facial looks alone. And for all the people in the world that find a young Grace Kelly or Angleina Jolie or Charlize Theron the beautys that they are: What the fuck is the matter with you???!! How could you all be so blind when we have Bozo the Leatherface Clown to admire?? really people, you know you are just jealous because you do not look like Bozo the Clown. Boy if Grace Kelly were still alive, she would be sooooooooo freakin envious of your eeehhmmm, looks Lisa.

I gotta hand it to you though, you certainly know how to make lemonade out of a TON of LEMONS. Pics don’t lie, you face is average, maybe.

I posted this on Michelles thread too, I thought it would be appropriate on "Bozos" thread also.

lemure
lemure

Oh and Lisa isn't.

stretchingretchen

all i can say is...she reminds me of Baby in the Devil's Rejects.

Allie

Yes, and Lisa, your nose is big too.

Allie

Had to comment, sorry if it sounds mean. You are not pretty and you have a "clown nose." Way, way too many posters are not just saying it because they all imagined it. It is because it is true & that is how your nose IS. Your nose is very bulbous and round, and you are just not a pretty girl, and you do not have pretty features.

annynomiss

tanning ages a woman. in twenty years it won`t look so good. bye the way, you look about 40 years old now.

Jason
Jason

p.s. i swear, looking @ her pics, at first i thought she was a man in drag. i am not kidding,

I did.

Jason
Jason

ya, she's kind of ugly. Nothing special here.

shedevil

She forgot to mention 1 thing about the beach, it must have been nude because bitch has NO TAN LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave
Dave

damn, i didnt know this thread was going on for this long. i kept seeing references to Lisa S on all the BLOTD pages. figured id see what the fuss is about.

honestly, yea, she isn't really my taste...but who cares if she thinks she hot? she's got high self confidence, which is pretty cool in my book. although, she should expect to be ripped on a bit when submitting to a site like THIS. its all in fun right?

BCompany

I can't belive looking like she does, that she had the nerve to send her pics in to begin with.

then gets all pissed when people tell her what they think, that she is not very attractive.

and then gets mad about it, when she is the one who asked to begin with.

butterfly
butterfly

don't give up! you still have a chance! (as does the entire human race, I'm sure......and probably most animal species as well......hell, I'm sure even that damned pasta salad has a chance)

don't forget to double-bag

john
john

goddamn it what the hell i'm i going to do with it all

what a fucking cock-tease lisa S is i thought i had a chance especialy after seeing those pictures

butterfly
butterfly

HAHAHAAAAA.........pitch the pasta salad John, I don't think she'll be taking the bastardly to THAT pot luck.....

Bobby Trendy

Bring what Lisa? A plastic surgeon for you for some serious rhinoplasty?