Christina Aguilera - Drunk White Chicks Rule!!!

My understanding is that white chicks are genetically predisposed to having an allergic reaction to alcohol that causes them to break out in fellatio.

"Crazee Daisy: I think she’s ugly with that rat nose and bowed legs and tiny eyes. "

I agree. She's not a good looking person.

From a more scientific point of view, the other reaso she looks "strage" is she's not exactly a "white chick" her father is equadorian, most likely Mongoloid:Amerindian. (Mom is white) Which gives her mongolized features on a pasty white face.

I'm not saying mixed people are ugly. One of my favorite celebs is Asia Carrera, who is also half white, half Mongoloid:East Asian. But Christina is just not good looking, happens.

lmaoo yeahh her moms irish and the irish drink alottttt, back it like a true irish girl christina!! :]

LMFAO that no. 6 caption is so random and gave me a fucking laugh i never knew i had....

oh boy

shit-happens 1480262 Variants of oh boy.

JBreezy is right man

lol.. UR ALL UGLEH! MWUAHAHAHA!

Crazee Daisy- she doesnt sign autographs? whoah

im like one of her biggest fans

if she didnt sign something for me

i'd attack her *stalker*

lmfao, the pictures are halarious [sp?]

but whats with all the captions? [sp?]

and why are you all dissin her?

By the way, she's HALF white. Her father is from Ecuador. Believe it or not I used to be a fan, but can't stand her ego or the fact she RARELY signs autographs. Spoiled diva. She was never pretty like Britney.

Sorry but I am prettier than her, since it is not a hard thing to do. I won't say I look like a fashion model, butC'MON! She's so fugly. I never wear makeup and STILL look better than her WITH Makeup! I'd post a pic, but you wouldn't really be looking at me fairly. You'd be trying to find something wrong with my looks. Sorry, but I have a very pretty face. I am fat, I admit, but to say that I am ugly would be a lie. I will submit my picture for BLOTD after I have finished losing weight. THEN you'll see how much prettier I am and how half the human population is STILL better looking than diva SLUTINA HAGUILERA. I can always lose weight but she'll STILL be ugly with bowed legs or "rickets" no matter how much she starves herself.

What makes you guys fucking experts??? I would love to see how all you people (the women in particular) look! Pretty hideous I bet. Get over it...even when the girl is wasted she looks better than you and always will. And I also want to address the headline: Drunk White Chicks Rule...Ummm what makes her white? Her blonde hair and blue eyes? There are tons of latinas with those features. The last name Aguilera isn't white...people are seriously ignorant I swear!

[...] Drunk white chicks! Gotta love ‘em!!! Remember Christina Aguilera drunk??? [...]

The Olsen twins look like monkeys. I agree with the rest except I think Angelina Jolie is purty.

amanda byenes is also rlly hotttttt

dont forget olsen twins too

yo jolie is uglyy to so is agulira umm the hot girls or jeessica simpson halle berry beyonce n carmen eltrea well pam yesto shes gettin old o n britney spears was sooo hot n the girl from the girl next doorr is smoking hottttt wow ok them girls r hott oyea n jenfier lopezz

what's going on with the inside of her arm? dirt? tattoo? what IS that?

She is one of the ugliest bitches i have ever seen

Oh, and I'm not "jealous" anymore than you are of Paris Hilton. Both are overrated in the looks department as are Tom Cruise(big nose, squinty eyes, Chinnifer Maniston(too many to list), Mischa Barton(not ugly, but not pretty either.), Orlando Bloom(He looks impish like a satyr. You know a goat-man with cloven hooves that runs around chasing nyphs.), Leonardo Di Caprio(Pinched face)... Just wanted to add that because it annoys me when ugly people are called beautiful and if anyone else thinks otherwise, their automatically pegged as "jealous". Sure you all can have your own tastes just like I have mine: In my opinion who's beatiful: Anne Hathaway, Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Kate Bosworth etc.

You should see her without makeup... She's really ugly, has no eyelashes. Looks like a freakin' Roman statue! See? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celeb4.html

Do I smell a little bit of jealousy :)

I wonder if she would let Victor Thorne stick his dick in her ass.

I think she's ugly with that rat nose and bowed legs and tiny eyes. She looks cute in the second picture. Kind of like a little doll.

She's very hot. But I'd change that hairdo. Whatever...when a girl is this hot after she's had so much to drink and, like Moe said, doesn't want kids...you'd better keep her!

she is so fine but she is too pale... she looks like she hasn't seen the sun in months... her titties look terrific though

In the very first picture she looks like she has down syndrome!

witz... you love her body? You mean you dig not having a torso? So out of proportion wit da delicious titties! :)

oh whoops nevermind maybe that's just her hubby clutching her wrist with two hands .. why isn't HE the one with the arm around her!

haha pic 4 is pretty funny, how many guys' hands are on this girl's body, 'helping' her out to the car...her bodyguards must love it when she gets wasted

i love her outfit. i love her body too. i gotta start working out.

She may be cute and all but I hate her hair in it's current stage, but that's just me.

Yeah, XTina's usually pretty smart about being stupid OUT of the spotlight. This was her Walk of Shame. I wouldn't take it too seriously.

AnnClaire - YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!! I have to admit. and so should all of you that Ann is right. everyone has had their share before, but it just hasnt been posted on the net...YET!

Move over Whitney, we have another addition to the Celebrity Druggie Hall Of Fame.

I think she rocks. Living the lifestyle perfectly. I just wish we had more shots of those tits, I mean why not?, he paid for them, LOL.

i used to adore her, but ew.

Christina is that girl that every guy would like to marry. She is a freak and probably remained so after the rice was swept up. She likes to party and I bet she still gives killer blowjobs, takes it up the poop shoot, car sex, barn sex, in her mamma's living room sex, you name it. And she is not a fat ass cow like K-fed's wife. That is one lucky motherfucker, so don't hate.

I bet she is blowing the bodyguard though.

Man I love bringing home drunk passed out girls. Watch out for puke though.

A good job of maintaining that look??? ha ha ha..... the "I just had rough sex" hair look?

Man, when I see drunk chicks like that the radar goes off!! Ding Ding, we have a winner over here, then I make my move, she's prime time in these pics, but man she looks great!! She's done a good job at maintaining that look, even if she's married to do-boy.

Aw Jackson you shouldn't be SO meen. Actually this couple is OK, they don't look like an idiots all the time. She's hot, he's ok...so don't be so meen to them, you have britney and k-fed to laugh at.

heh...niiiiiice drunk bitch. haha...well, even drunk she is hot. Compare to Tara Reid! :)))

She looks nice! She lost weight. Not that she HAD to... im just noticing. I think it suits her frame better cause she has a tiny tiny frame. She looks so tall when she's skinny when in actuality she's my height 5'2" . She's lookin pretty skinny in those pics.

Oh come on people, you've never had more than your share and felt stupid about it the next day? The only difference is that you didn't have the paparazzi recording it every sloppy step of the way. If I were her spouse I"D be the one holding her up... not some body guard trying to feel her up. ...

lilyspryte

I guess, that was kind of my point

I mean it isn't like either of them have to worry about driving drunk,

but he looks sober and pissed and she looks drunk and happy.

I mean if it were me i'd be just as drunk as her

That bodygaurd would have her in one arm and me in the other

and i wouln't be carring her purse

well maybe i would she's hot and loaded.

I would be annoyed too if my spouse was being a bumbling, drunken idiot.

I kinda agree with you moe,

but you know she is out at the club all drunk and dudes are comming up to her, or she is going up to them, that are about 10 time better looking than him and he's sittin there holding her purse saying

"hey christina, baby can we get out of here now?"

I mean look how much happier she is than him in those pictures.

dude, that guy hit the fucking jackpot...

i mean, she's hot & she doesn't want to have kids. what more could you ask for?

Ahhh haaa...that's funny shit. Doby the elf!!!! That's soooo true.

Why is it when girls get so messed up (obviously she drank more than her share) their hair goes all crazy? I mean look at her. Nice.

Priiitttyyy guurrrl!!!!

Her boyfriend looks like doby the elf

http://www7.ocn.ne.jp/~mazda86/image/03/doby.jpg