Posts from July 2014

Kinky Kristanna Loken Protects Boobs & Declares Bisexuality

Kristanna Loken recently came out of the Kinky Closet & declared to the Horndogg Community, rich men & women around the world that she’s open to a relationship. She’ll play suckie-suckie, lickie-lickie & everything in between w/ either sex, so we should all thank God for this news. Now for some recent quotes that will surely get your blood flowin’.

I have dated and have had sex with men and women and have to say that the relationships I have had with certain women have been much more fulfilling, sexually and emotionally, than of those with certain men. I connect with an aura, with energy. And if the person with whom I connect happens to be a female, that’s just the way it is. That’s what makes my wheels turn. [AfterEllen.com]

Bastardly Translation: Kristanna enjoys sex of all kind. Good to hear.

The texture of a woman’s mouth and lips are so much softer than a man’s. It’s more romantic, but there are women who can be rough. I don’t like to make anything a habit, but I’m definitely open-minded about kissing women.

I partied with Michelle Rodriguez. We’d hang out, drink a lot of crappy vodka and hit the clubs. One of them had a pool inside it. We would go, get really drunk and end up swimming in it by the end of the night.

FHM asked, “Did you make out with Michelle?”

Loken would only answer, “I plead the fifth on that.”

And yes, it’s safe to assume that Michelle Rodz was drunk during these make-out sessions.

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Pamela

Pamela writes:

“I am 23 years old, live and play in the Windy City and really enjoy your site. I have attached several pictures for your consideration.”

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Scarlett Johansson Tops FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women of 2006 List

Another bullshit ranking is out. Other famous women need to steal a page from Scarlett’s whoring game plan by allowing gay, fat dudes to grab your boobs on live TV. Heterosexual guys reading men’s mag love that kind of shit.

One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy. I’d like to thank FHM’s readers for the huge compliment. [Scarlett]

Here’s the top 10 list from FHM’s top 100 Sexiest Women of 2006 list. Previous year rank is shown in parenthesis.

1. Scarlett Johansson (9) - J. Alba should be here.
2. Angelina Jolie (1) - Testament to the lack of hotties; pregnant & #2. Says something about FHM’s reader base
3. Jessica Alba (22) - No movie career, but still hot.
4. Jessica Simpson (16) - Scrap this bitch, already.
5. Keira Knightley (11) - There should be a minimum cupsize in order to be top 5. hah
6. Halle Berry (5) - Should be higher
7. Jenny McCarthy (54) - What is this? 1998?!
8. Maria Sharapova (19) - She’s no Kournikova, baby. She’s bottom 25 material—at best.
9. Carmen Electra (18) - 25-50 material
10. Teri Hatcher (7) - Slap in the face to all top 10 most sexiest lists.

Source: FHM

What’s your top 5?

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Candice Michelle can’t stop promoting masturbation via Playboy

There really is not stopping Candice Michelle on this media blitz for masturbation and Playboy. She’s hitting the Virgin Megastores and throwing parties for this issue…I haven’t even seen the pictures yet so really is it worth me going to my local Borders or corner store???

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tATu - is anyone really paying attention to the music?

I don’t think I’ve ever even heard one of their songs and really don’t care as long as they keep on making out like this. Are these girls even talented or have they even made an album recently? Are all they good for is making out on stage?

Also, what the fuck is up with writing it as tATu…what the fuck is wrong with Tatu?

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