Monthly Archives: March 2006

Nikki Reed: hotter guest star than Autumn Reeser on The OC?

Well, we all know that Autumn Reeser, aka Taylor Townsend, has a smokin hot bod underneath those cardigans…but here’s Nikki Reed, aka Sadie Campbell. It’s a tough call but based on the characters in the show…I might have to pick Taylor because she’s such an undercover freak.

After last week’s episode I will expect no less teenage sex from here on out. The only way they can outdo all the sex is to start having hot lesbian sex…bringing Alex Kelly (Olivia Wilde) back.

Ashton Moore Makes Porn Beautiful

Minus the super huge knockers, Ashton is easily hotter than a lot of the chicks on the covers of today’s leading mags—i’m talkin’ about Ass, J. Aniston, P. Hilton, etc. It’s pretty obvious that life fucked her up the ass @ some point & coupled w/ her impatience for success & lack of a deep network that comes w/ being a daughter of producers, directors, & hoteliers, Ashton was forced to dive into the adult industry.

Or maybe she’s just a kinky bitch who loves the schlong? Either way, this post is a testament to her hotness.

* Check out Ashton’s MySpace! Is it really hers, though?

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Lisa S.

Lisa S. writes:

“I submitted my pics to be a Random Girl on ur site……..Bring it Bitch!!”

Bastardly Readers…will you bring it?…or has it already been broughten??? (Yes, I know that’s not a real word.)

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

She’s The Man - Bastardly Run-on Sentence Review

There Amanda Bynes goes again with that red lipstick

Okay, yeah, so I went to watch this movie since I really do think Amanda Bynes is a nice tasty and also it kinda sucks that they cancelled her show What I LIke About You and it was very sad that last Friday was the series finale with the Full House ending where everything turns out good but whatevers because Amanda Bynes got the movie career to work on so fuck WB and their merger with UPN but anyways, so yeah, there were a lot of crappy commercials even before the previews and the previews were actually good because they showed trailers for X-Men 3, The Benchwarmer, some gynmastics movie that’s like Bring It On with hot bendy chicks, AND a movie about a little girl in Compton who becomes the National Spelling Bee champion…awh, that’s such a touching story that gives you warm fuzzies but okay, whatevers, I totally should already get to the point of this post and that’s to review She’s The Man which is your typical teen movie with a weak plot and Amanda Bynes pretty much plays the same type of character that she played on What I Like About You but not like I’m complaining because I think she’s fine, okay, I’m straying off the subject again, but really that’s because there’s not much to say about this movie because it’s for pure entertainment and ends up with a happy ending (not massage parlor type) that makes everyone go awwwh at the end because Amanda Bynes gets everything that she wants; plays soccer for the boys team, gets girly for her mom, and gets with the good nice hot guy…how frickin sweet but that’s how it always is for these teen movies that revolve around a female main character (i.e. Mean Girls) and it’s only up to that particular actress to sell tickets and draw interest rather than an actual good storyline and so therefore I’d say that She’s The Man is good to watch if you like A) Amanda Bynes or B) Cheesy Teen Movies because besides that there really is no reason to watch this movie as you will get some good laughs and good looking barely legal girls.

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