It was recently learned that Wilmer Valderrama did one of his conquests up the pooper, so we’ve taken it upon ourselves to figure out the name of this kinky individual.

4 chicks were involved:

1. Mandy Moore (Damn you, Wilmer)
2. Lindsay Lohan (Damn you, Wilmer)
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Damn you, Wilmer)
4. Ashlee Simpson (Wilmer, you dumbass!)

Since attacking all four women @ the same time would understandably overwhelm the Horndogg Community, we’ll unravel the Anal Mystery one hottie @ a time.

First on the list is Mandy Moore. From the outside, Mandy appears to be the most innocent of the three, but as you all know very well, innocence can be a very misleading characteristic. Aside from the innocence factor, in order to successfully do the backside attack, there are two key elements:

1. Trust
2. And, kinkiness

A healthy combo of these two elements will have girls screaming for their lives in no time. In Mandy’s case, trust wasn’t really a factor since Wilmer was pretty much her first love & apparently took her virginity, but Mandy’s kinkiness , on the other hand, might have posed a problem for Wilmer’s anal conquests.

So what do you guys think? Was Mandy Moore Wilmer Valderrama’s anal subject?