Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Sandy

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 28

Sandy thinks she’s hot….but do you?

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt - Please stop disappointing me!

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I’m not sure how many posts in a row of Jennifer Love Hewitt this is where we have her in an awful, non-cleavage outift…coupled with her hair up in some weird looking shit and what some deem as atrocious bangs. There was the Playbill not Playboy event, the Darth Vader haircut, the Sound of Music curtain dress, Seriously, I think the last Jennifer Lovew Hewitt post that was desirable were the pictures of her birthday cake.

Please Jennifer Lovew Hewitt! I still think you’re attractive…I’ll always have the memories of that crappy movie Heartbreakers…you think you could’ve taken some of the wardrobe from that movie home with you?!?!?!

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Adriana Lima’s Virginal GQ Photoshoot…it HURTS!

 late in the morning while chugging coffee by 45

Well folks, here it is…the pictures from the issue where Adriana Lima spills the truth about being a virgin. These pictures pain me so much that I just couldn’t garner up the strength to add in those witty/sarcastic/offensive Bastardly quotes you’d expect.

You figure that this photoshoot must have had more blue balls than the ball tank at your local Chuck-E-Cheese. I bet these guys (assuming they’re all not gay..but not like there’s anything wrong with that!) signed up for this gig before knowing Adriana is a virgin in hopes that they’d be able to seduce her with the bulge of their package and have uncontrolable sex with her. I’m not even going to rag on these suckas…you almost feel bad for these guys.

In conclusion:

1) A lot of wanking happened behind the scenes…or gay sex in desperation & frustration (eww!)

2) Whoever gets to take Adriana’s cherry will be the luckiest bastard in the world…surpassing DAMN YOU CASH WARREN status.

3) As Irish Maddog would say…time to “rub one out”.

IT HURTS!!!!

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Young Brad Pitt Photos From 1989 Shoot By Barry King

 in the weewizzle hours by 44

I know dude posts for all you Bastardly Ladies have been pretty much non-existent the last couple weeks, so I hope this huge ass set of some old school Brad Pitt will help make up for lost time.

Yes-yes, ladies, these photos feature an innocent Brad Pitt years before he wasted away his life w/ J. Aniston & moved on to end up between Angelina Jolie’s sexy legs. This guy has seriously been all over the hotness radar in terms of the chicks he has banged over the years, but I guess that’ll be the last thing on your minds as you browse through.

Remember, this set is best enjoyed w/ panties in the off position. Ow!

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Jessica Alba - even magazine tears get Bastardly love!

 in the middle of the afternoon by 61

Obviously we got alotta love for Jessica Alba here….and it’s always great to see that our readers are looking out for our best interests (i.e. sending us pictures of Jessica Alba that I might not have already.)

So big ups to SM for looking out and sending us some scans from a Latin mag…which I can’t read but it’s always nice to have more of Ms. Alba to look at….okay, with that said, I’ll probably be reading a multitude of comments that call her ugly or overrated. Proceed.

Thanks again SM!

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Elizabeth Hurely Has Got Milk. Who Wants Some?

 after a late four martini lunch by 23

Just out of curiosity, who has done the hottest Got Milk? ad in the history of Got Milk? ads?

While you guys think, enjoy some material from our good friends!

* Sharon Stone is Pro Oral Sex
* Jennifer Love Hewitt’s MILF conversion is starting. She’s partnering w/ fucking Betty Crocker!!! What the fuck?
* Nicole Richie’s too good for bathroom sex
* Scarlet: Overrated or sexy?
* All members of the Horndogg Community should see this.
* Funny ass shit on Tommie. Must read.
* Jessica Simpson is still alive. Not for long, though.
* Phil @ Yeeeah has got some taste for tasties. Ow!
* Happiness Drove Nicole Richie To Drugs

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