Posts from July 2014

Jodie Marsh: A PETA Whore Heading Straight For Porn

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The thing I don’t understand is how does PETA get these big-breasted whores to vouch for them? Either PETA shells out a shit-load of money to hold these types of events or these big-breasted whores are truly passionate about the vegetarian lifestyle b/c let’s face it, convincing someone to dress up like a chicken & parade around a metropolitan city is not an easy task.

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Download Audio Of Wilmer Valderrama On Howard Stern

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Wilmer right before having sex w/ Ass. That’s a hickey on his forehead, by the way.

Mr. G from The Shadows was kind enough to send by a link to the audio of Wilmer Valderrama’s Sexual Confession Session on the Howard Stern Show yesterday. You gotta check it out!

It’s a 25meg download, but well worth the download for all the juice you get in return.

Bin Laden’s Niece Wafah Dufour: Is She A Liability?

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Wafah Dufour NYC attending the Basic Instinct 2 Premiere

I pity this girl b/c she’s a walking tragedy.

She’s famous b/c of her relation to Usama bin Laden & at the same time, her personal life is miserable b/c of the same reason. There comes a point where she must weigh the pros & cons of pursuing fame in the west. The risk to her own life & her family’s wellbeing is far too great for her not to consider tossing the tanktops & writing a long apology letter (using her own blood as ink, of course) to her uncle bin Laden. Islam teaches forgivness, so I’m sure he’d consider it…

So w/ all the risks in hand, would you stand next to this chick @ photoshoots b/c I’m assuming there are countless suicide bombers & mullahs who want her head (for the sake of saving Islam & entering heaven to hook up w/ its endless supply of virgins).

Petra Nemcova is Sexy in Green @ The GLAAD Media Awards

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Innocent Petra Nemcova is being ruthlessly grinded by the media over whether she’s sleeping w/ James Blunt. The big story is not that she’s sleep w/ the bastard, it has more to do w/ the fact that Petra has actually moved on after losing Simon Atlee to the tsunami a couple years back. So yes, here’s a short memo to all my friends w/ deep pockets & even deeper networks: Petra Nemcova’s officially back on the Socialite Sexual Market!

This is big news for her Happy Hearts Fund, mind you. Since money, power & sex with extremely beautiful women are all directly linked, you have assume the path into Petra Nemcova’s panties is not through her stomach, mouth, bank account, but rather through anonymous $500K-$1million donations to the Happy Hearts Fund! Yes, I shit you not! If you’re worth a few billion & looking to experience some Petra Nemcova, drop some change into Happy Hearts Fund & hope that someone on the receiving end takes notice.

With that in hand, here are a few pics of Petra @ GLAAD Media Awards yesterday. And yes, there’s a reason why Pets is sporting that sexy green dress…OW!

* Donate to Happy Hearts Fund!

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Avril Lavigne seriously is a model now?!?!?

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Um…so yeah, she done grown up a bit more and all but where the hell did all that supposed “punk” and “I don’t give a fuck” look go…she spawned chicks to wear ties for no fucken reason!??!

Now the question is… is she a sellout? or is she just hustling all these suckers for more money and ultimately will turn around and give a big FUCK YOU to everyone?!??

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Wardrobe Malfunction: Sophie Anderton Needs Your Eyes

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I admit it, the only reason this lady is being posted is because she has wonderfully played the Wardrobe Malfunction Card. This is just a reminder for all you hot women looking for free press! Remember, bad press is better than no press!!

I know some of you are dying to learn more about Sophie Anderton, so I will turn to our trusty friends @ the Wikipedia for help.

Sophie Anderton (born May 19, 1978, in Bristol) is a British model.

Anderton was catapaulted into the spotlight after a prominent advertising campaign modelling Gossard bras. Her career has never really lived up to the early promise, but she has stayed in the public eye thanks largely to a following among the tabloid press, who have ruthlessly documented her party lifestyle, love affairs (particularly with footballer Mark Bosnich) and cocaine addiction. In 2004 she was a contestant on the fourth series of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. [Wikipedia---Donate to Wikipedia!!]

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