Pregnant Angelina Weeks Away From Giving Birth

lol

feel sorry for the kids inside her....she only looks like a bad case of gas....not two little babys hiding inside her.....poor little starved kids

Well i guess angie fan and haters dream about Angelina Jolie who wouldn't w/ make-up or w/o make-up Jolie looks gorgeous anybody who said otherwise is just plain as the day Maniston lover. Angelina is a formidable force tabloids rags keep writing crap about her for years and haters been patroling site that featured her posting haterade yet she still famous, one of the highest paid actress, respected humanitarian and work with the best director/producer and friends with power broker. And most of all the reason for tabloid trash and hate by the fugly/barren hags .. Brad Pitt on her side. And now adding two gorgeous babies and more to come. Eat your heart out haters!!!

OVERRATED ! SO OVERRATED !

And, the most unattractive thing is when a woman thinks shes a million times hotter than she really is - that brings her down to like, a zero.

Most men have pipe dreams about being with her, about her coming up and asking them to have sex. Well, my fantasy is an extension upon that - my fantasy definately involves her coming up and asking me to screw her, but then in my dream - i get to reject her. Man I would love that. Thats my Angelina fantasy.

she NEEDS TO STOP BEING PREGNANT, ITS GETTING RIDICULOUSLY STUPID! ITS MAKING UNHEALTHILY AS SHIT, GOD DAMN IT WOMEN STOP IT

Angelina is the MOST beautiful woman, pregnant or not, in the world. People magazine chose her for her inner beauty as well as her outer beauty. Jennifer face is like a horse. If she was not famous she would just be another girl working at Mcdonals. Oh,wait, the girls at Macdonalds look way more beautiful than jennifer. perhaps a chin tuck?

she's so pretty,god i love her!

also she looks like she gained weight.and no worries people,i'm sure she sees her doctor every week and take vitamins to keep baby healthy.so?there's no need to bitch around.

I love angie...everything about her!!!!!!Im so excited to see their baby! The fact is, she managed to stay beautiful despite being pregnant, being involved in so many humanitarian missions and taking care of her two children. She blooms everyday!

SHE IS NOT THAT GORGEOUS. SHE KINDA LOOKS DEAD AND SHE IS FAR FROM BEING THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ON THIS PLANET. PEOPLE MAGAZINE FUCKED- UP. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN JEN ANISTON. SHE WOULD HAVE HAD THE MOST GORGEOUS BABY ON THE PLANET. DUMASSES! ANGELINA WILL HAVE A GOTHIC IDIOT. SHE FUCKED BRAD UP

Angelina is NOT hot - she does absolutely nothing for me.

Im not gay, so - why you ask ?

1) Harsh, cold, unattractive, un-feminine, facial features. Angry face, all the time - even when smiling.

2) Elvira Vibe. "The Seductress" thing, freakish face. I'd like to look across the table in candlelight, at a pretty, soft, feminine face - not hers.

3) Straight, T-Like, unsexy shoulders. Halle Berry ? Sexy, cat like shoulders. Angelina ? John Voit shoulders.

4) Always looks like she's about to burst ouy crying, or just did. Ugly eyes, always looks like she just cried.

5) Thinks she's waaaay, waaay hotter than she is.

6) Only looks attractive in a screw me sort of way, like a porn queen.

blah blah blah blah blah

I'm evil i write the same thing every angelina stalker writes

you must be a gay man or a fat chick if you don't like agnelina

she is the greatest i wish she would take one of her beautiful steaming craps all over my face, because she is so awsome that her crap would taste like strawberrys

i'm not talking

john dont you need to get the balls off your chin and the cock out your mouth before you try to talk????

angelina is a stupid bitch

Once again, any dude that says he wouldnt wanna hit that is either a fuckin Liar or a flaming fuckin FAG(or mad cuz she would never touch them or probably even talk to them fer fucks sake). And any chick trying to talk shit is just envious and wishes she werent such a fuckin hag so that men would fall drooling at her fuckin feet like they do Angelina....surgery or not, veins or not, lip implants or not, that chick is smokin fuckin hot and all y'all fuckwits would act like retards if she even said hi to you ..so stfu and 1. men, grow a dick and get a real woman, and 2. women lose the fat layered on your asses so that you can find a man and stop being cunts.

i like to chop the insects up

and then make super insects out of the pieces

I'm the same way John, I try to pick bugs up without hurting them and sending them outside. I heard Buddhists do not kill anything either. Maybe I have Buddhists thinkin' and I do not even know it. She really is a good person, love her you guys. Hate haters, love lovers. Lets hate on selfish people, not decent people. YEAH!!!

Does Madonna ever give millions to charities or childrens of poor nations without making money off of it herself? I know she wrote a book for Khabala kids, but whats up with her overpriced concerts now? Angelina may make alot of money, but she is far from cheap as Madonna seems to be. I agree, Madonna is overly materialistic and not about giving to the world that gave her so much!!!

HOORAY FOR ANGELINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i heard this story that instead of killing bugs she finds in her house

she captures them and releases them outside

she doesn't kill anything

what a beautiful person

i'm supprised she doesn't float up to heaven like an angel

First of all you pretend haters, you know you all love Angie...She is really one of the nicest celebs out there. She is so down to earth, why knock anything about her. She is not perfect, so what, her arms aren't toned like Manly Madonnas, big wow!!! I'd love to hang with her anytime. She's a lovely person inside and out and thats hard to find in Hollyweird...She did her wild goth thing in the past, now she wants to add to society something worthwhile. She's matured and gives to anyone who approaches her. Do not be jealous of nice people. If anyone deserves it, its her, she is giving back and helping third world countries. Its OK to hate on, not really, but if you are going to attack someone, attack phoney balonies, like Madonna who lets American kids watch her kiss Britney, but whisked her own child away minutes before so that she would not see this incident. She doesn't allow her kids to watch TV either. If you are going to let American kids see your trashy lesbo scene, then allow your daughter too. But nooooooo, thats phoney!!! Angie is amazing in so many ways and she has so much more, you will see, that she will do for alot of impoversihed children...She's GREAT!!!

Shit--half of my post was deleted before I hit the sound off button.... Mah bad!

It should have been as follows:

Yasmin, Honey...LOL

1-The whole reason I even put my little freedom of speech coment in is beacuse of Johns little "non-hater, and anyone else definding jolie why on earth are you so angry that people are saying stuff about her?" comment.

2-You can think that Angelina is as overrated as you want! I frankly don't give a shit about that!

3-You have it all wrong dear. I dont care if you don't think that she is hot either, I don't care if you wanted to look like her or not!

4- The only reason that I would be considered fat right now is beacuse I am currently 4 allmost 5 months pregnant, and yes my buddah belly is growing rapidly! I will also add this the second time around, maybee you are the one who is obese!

You make me laugh!

5-The only thing I was actually defending was the fact that Angelina is not starving her un-born child. I may have gotten carried away but shit I was being provoked!

Sorry about the typo in my last post.

nd yes, my buddah belly is growing rapidly.

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT AND READ ALL OF THE ANGELINA FORUMS BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR 2 SENSE IN!

Damn...you see what happens when I don't visit this sight for a few days?

I take that as a compliment, John!

Thanks!

Wow....Some of you guys live on this website. John and Non-hater do you guys have jobs? any kind of social life?

Gosh, Angie seems too thin. How long is she? I mean, I am worried about that poor baby. There is absolutely nothing wrong to being fat when you're pregnant!

I love the hypocrisy of Team Jolie fans who call out Team Aniston fans for being too rabid and for being "haters." Take a look in the mirror, ignant fools.

NO!

LOL LOL, these posting are hilarious! Yes, I do think there is an Angelina cult, because once you swerve from the "Beautiful Oscar winner" party line, its like you are Salman Rushdie during the Satanic verses phase all over again. LOL.

I agree with several posters up top. I don't find her particularly attractive I've said it before, white woman with big lips-big deal - in Southern Europe they are a dime a dozen and way hotter. And I agree, she's an awful actress. So she has awards, there are plenty of Oscar winners that didn't deserve that shit either. I cannot forgive her for Tomb Raider, Taking Lives, Alexander and all the horrible movies she's "acted" in. Oh and Brad Pitt is gay, LOL. This a one gigantic publicty stunt too! Oh dear the blasphemy!

I love those captions. Cant that kid get a fucking haircut already?

I'd rather explode out her chest like an alien baby

Can't think of a better way to start an existence on earth than to crawl out of Angelina's vag and latch hold of one of those luscious milk-filled dirty pillows and start sucking away like a Dyson Animal....

SHE'S AMAZING. I'M A CHCIK AND I WOULD HIT THAT.

Girllyzilla, there is evidently and Non-hater is the grand wizard

i wonder if the all have vials of billy bob thortons blood?

but on a serious note i think angelina will make such a great mother i mean you can tell just by looking at how she played lara croft in tomb raider it was such a maternal performance. Very loving and tender. And Mr & Mrs Smith i mean who could watch that and not thing she will make the best wife ever. I just love angelina she is the most real person in the whole world. If we were all like her the world would be a better place and we could get rid of all these nuclear weapons and stop eatting meat. and everyone could go up to wild lions and pet them without them eating you just like god wanted in the garden of eden

i think that she is the hottest woman in the world. i love you anjelinaaaaaaa.............

i think that she is the hottest woman in the world. i love you anjelinaaaaaaa

She's gonna give birth in a few weeks? Is it just me, or does it seem like she's been pregnant for less time than TomKat? Shouldn't their alien spawn have popped out by now? Schmeh.

oh and is there a pool going for when she gives birth?

Cause she is no where near 9 months yet.

She's about 6 -7 months tops.

She's all elbows and bulging veins

Holy Crap.

Is there an Angelina Jolie cult I'm not aware of??

Her fans are scary. Sycophant doesn't even begin to describe them. If they are not fawning over every move she makes they are ready to blow themselves up via suicide bomb to silence anyone who dares critique her on any level.

My opinion is: Shut the hell up.

"non-hater: Instead of saying wow she looks too skinny to be pregnant, It should be more like wow she looks pretty good for a pregnant woman....Stop making shit up and leave her alone."

Your opinion is one thing. Telling people what to say or not say is another.

lol jaye, that's how it is for alot of black women and beyonce,it's crazy, you would really think theyre on her pay roll or something.sad

i would def. hit that, flippin sweet

If you go to perez hilton he posted these same pictures, but there is a real sicko on that website His name is I hate babies you've got to really see that psycho post.

Yo,

I am not sensitive or I wouldn't be posting on this sight obviously. Just don't think the woman is starving herself. I dont want to explain myself to you peeps any more. I am going to spit my opinion when I want, no matter what you think or say, thats what this websight is about as twisted as it is.!

dude-

I am here for the same reason you are. Not on a crusade. I have an opinion and i am damn well going to express it.

Lalalalalal or whatever, I am glad you cleared that up, but I still dont think shes too skinny and I defonitly don't think she is avoiding prenatal care or starving her baby. Just a difference in opinion.

It is pretty funny jaye

it is acutaly one of the reasons i keep coming back

haha, I'm laughing at the crazy chick going off on john for talking smack about Jolie. I just got the same thing on another board from the same people who rip Britney Spears a new one on a regular basis, vicious stuff I tell you! Women, and it is women who get all wadded up about it, seem to think Jolie is a saint or something, above reproach, and that it is somehow blasphemous to talk any smack about her. Yeah, they are people too, only people, which is exactly why we bag on them. If you're sensitive to that kind of thing, you are on the wrong site.

Motherhood is her most cherished role of a lifetime.. The love of those innocent kids help her stay steady, true. I am sure if her mother wasn't so ill she'd be much happier.. Well, if the harsh crap happening to you doesn't kill you, the experience of coping with grace and unselfishness and kindness makes you stronger, wiser and nicer.. a fine example to others.

*sigh* not too much real, natural looks, not too much acting skill. It must be the crazy life that keept her in the spotlight. Kinda like Paris Hilton.......

she is an anerexic promoter. Nuff said.