So yeah, anal sex is a very painful topic (rightfully so) & everyone has their opinions on this topic, so first check out Nodakgirl’s take & leave your own below.
OK. Time to set the record straight on this sucking and up-dah-ass confusion…
Boys, I’m here to tell ya…starting at an EARLY age in the backseat of a car or a janitor’s closet at High School…we chicks have “talked ourselves into loving†blowjobs and up-dah-ass. There’s nothing lovable about stringy, snot-like, slick ooze being shot in my eye or up my nose. The “taste?†You gotta be f*ckin KIDDIN! It’s on par with you hackin’ a lugie and ejecting it into my mouth when we’re lip-locked. Except THAT would be a turn-off to you, right? Whereas me slurping that stringy goo isn’t? Yeah, riiiiiight…
So, like a lot of chicks, I talked myself into giving you the illusion of lovin’ it, because it’s such a HUGE deal to you dudes. And it’s all about mutual fun in the sack, right? So if I make your ego happy, then I get some good lovin’ too! And being senselessly drunk always helped with that Swallow-me-Elmo routine…
Now. Let’s talk about up-dah-ass… If a gal sez she’s “lovin’ it,†she’s fibbing. What we DO or MIGHT get hot about is hearing ourselves say, “Give it to me up my ass, baby!†But once you give the hot meat injection in our bum — jeezuz! The sensation is that your EYEBALLS are gonna pop out of your sockets! (After a night at the Holiday Inn at the Toledo riverfront, I gave it up for good. Not fun. Because I only hang out with guys with Major Packages.) But there IS some payback to the bum-preoccupied-bunch: like when you run into a chunk of constipated tird in her colon! Because us chicks are all on a high-protein/low-carb diet so we can be skinny for you, but since all we’ve been eating lately is “Sharp Cheddarâ€â€¦I’m so plugged-up even a Roto-Rooter couldn’t help me.
SERIOUSLY…is THAT a turn-on? You wanna shove it in me when I’ve got a rat knockin at my back door? Riiiiiight. And what’s the etiquette for informing you of my road blocked colon with a tird-in-stasis? So Dear John…I dig you. You’ve gotta be one of the funniest dudes on this website! But on this topic, you’re just like my ass: full of compacted shit.
Ladies: can I have a holla?
LOVE YA!
NoDakGirl
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Probably a black chick. They aren't into the kinky stuff that really sexy chicks dig in the "heat of the moment" . Heh
p.s. I think black chicks are sexy too, I just choose to stereotype them as being not into oral and anal so much.
gilrs love anal why do you think they always do it in porns
nah but i am sure there are SOME chicks that dig that. I had a girl that ASKED ME to duke her in the butt. AND SHE LOVED IT!
SO for all you girls that speak for the entire female race as if you knew every single girl out there
SHUT THE FUCK UP CUZ THERE ARE HARDCORE CHICKS OUT THERE THAT CAN APPRECIATE ANAL PLEASURES
THE REAL problem is the guys you pick up. they are probably go straight to ass fucking and thats it. they probably dont know how to caress and lick and the worship the ass in ways that allow anal joy to be possible and extremely romantic, pleasureful, and intimate......
Anal sex with girl depends on the consent and understanding of both partners... What i think is that when get bored of doing vag sex one should try something new.. which may be anal sex....
I have never spoken to a female who loves it up the heinie and I know alot of girls.
Well, I guess that settles it. We can all go home now.
And if anyone ever wants to know what all women think, remember to consult Nad. She knows a lot of girls so, you know, she knows and us folks would do well to just shut up and listen. Thanks.
[...] This discussion comes inline w/ our earlier post about Anal Sex: To Do or Not To Do? [...]
Damn moose, you kind of missed MY whole point that 1) anal does feel different- is it huge, eh... it's significant 2) I addressed the mental aspect pretty strongly in my last paragraph. YES, a lot of sexual enjoyment (for me) comes from the mental connection of getting/giving pleasure to someone I'm "into" (excuse the inadvertant pun). Never said it otherwise. But this blanket "you guys are idiots if you think ANYONE like swallowing jizz, or taking it up the ass" is bullshit!
And yeah, I've both given (women) and taken it up the ass (from a woman), and I've swallowed (male jizz), so unlike more than a few spouting here, I've been on both sides of the fence...
Doc
Yes yes, it is time to introduce the 2nd act and take it to the bedroom, where lemure is waiting. Thank you. I remember the first time I partook in anal play, my fingers + gf's behind, she clearly enjoyed it. Physical or psychological for her? I don't know, and it doesn't matter. It was awesome.
I'm gone for one day and look what happens! Ok, now this lady will add her two cents: I do not mind and frankly deeply enjoy a finger or two in the backdoor, while I'm intrigued by the thought of further action, I haven't proceeded. Why not? Because men already go too fast upfront, the thought of damaging something important hinders me. But like I said, some finger action is really enjoyable, so I highly doubt anal isn't physically pleasurable for women. I have a female friend who seemed to greatly enjoy it (yes I was there, no more questions! LOL). Perhaps I'll try it someday with a patient partner,however, I do think turnabout is fair play and men should be open to it if they are going to ask for it!
Now, BJ's, I love giving them and of course the majority of the enjoyment comes from watching your partner get off, but that's the pretty much half the point of any sex for me, or any considerate lover. However, I enjoy the act itself, hell just doing that has brought me to the brink and swallowing does not bother me with a regular partner. If the dick tastes funny its not going in my mouth again, so if its in there, obviously its okay to swallow. I prefer that than on my skin, that actually grosses me out more. Spitting usually happens when the relationship is fairly new, since I need to get used to the taste, just like anything else.
Moose and Real342
you've got like a one act play going on here
something like descartes and hume discuss anal sex
not sure what the title would be
but good stuff nonetheless
Moose, yes I understand what you're saying. And I agree with what you're saying too, regarding sensation. But I don't think anything should be dismissed on the grounds that it's a product of the mind. Although I don't know if that's what you think, regarding anal sex, it just seemed like you were saying that. I think it is all about what goes on inside your own mind, your own perception of the world is really all you've got to rely on for pleasure, pain, love, anger and so on. So if I think it feels different, it is different, regardless of the actual physical aspects.
DAMN, SORRY FOR POSTING THAT A GAZILLION TIMES, my computer doesn't like it up the pooper either!
Hey Y'all,
Nodakgirl, I agree with you, I am fortunate enough to never have taken it up the bum, but just the thought makes my eyeballs want to pop! Evur, I like the idea
of a strap-on and making him take it like a man!!! So NO, I refuse to let anything enter thet orifice, IT IS AN EXIT!!!!!!!!!!
All you guys out there that think you're doing it right and girls enjoy it, think again!! I have never spoken to a female who loves it up the heinie and I know alot of girls.
Blowjobs are fine and fun, just as long as there is no cumming in the mouth or swallowing, I tried it once, swallowing, I threw up on the guy. Not on purpose, but I could not swallow it. I don't know if it was the texture, the temperature, the taste or what, but I just couldn't deal with it!! I enjoy it when I am orally pleasing my man, he can cum anywhere but in my mouth!!!
Another girls' opinion.
Listen up guys!!!!
Hey Y'all,
Nodakgirl, I agree with you, I am fortunate enough to never have taken it up the bum, but just the thought makes my eyeballs want to pop!
All you guys out there that think you're doing it right and girls enjoy it, think again!! I have never spoken to a female who loves it up the heinie and I know alot of girls.
Blowjobs are fine, just as long as there is no cumming in the mouth or swallowing, I tried it once, swallowing, I threw up on the guy. Not on purpose, but I could not swallow it. I don't know if it was the texture, the temperature, the taste or what, but I just couldn't deal with it!! I enjoy it when I am orally pleasing my man, he can cum anywhere but in my mouth!!!
Another girls' opinion.
Listen up guys!!!!
Hey Y'all,
Nodakgirl, I agree with you, I am fortunate enough to never have taken it up the bum, but just the thought makes my eyeballs want to pop!
All you guys out there that think you're doing it right and girls enjoy it, think again!! I have never spoken to a female who loves it up the heinie and I know alot of girls.
Blowjobs are fine, just as long as there is no cumming in the mouth or swallowing, I tried it once, swallowing, I threw up on the guy. Not on purpose, but I could not swallow it. I don't know if it was the texture, the temperature, the taste or what, but I just couldn't deal with it!! I enjoy it when I am orally pleasing my man, he can cum anywhere but in my mouth!!!
Another girls' opinion.
Listen up guys!!!!
Hey Y'all,
Nodakgirl, I agree with you, I am fortunate enough to never have taken it up the bum, but just the thought makes my eyeballs want to pop!
All you guys out there that think you're doing it right and girls enjoy it, think again!! I have never spoken to a female who loves it up the heinie and I know alot of girls.
Blowjobs are fine, just as long as there is no cumming in the mouth or swallowing, I tried it once, swallowing, I threw up on the guy. Not on purpose, but I could not swallow it. I don't know if it was the texture, the temperature, the taste or what, but I just couldn't deal with it!! I enjoy it when I am orally pleasing my man, he can cum anywhere but in my mouth!!!
Another girls' opinion.
Listen up guys!!!!
it's true that girls do that and even submit to anal to feel extra nasty. what the fuck with the impacted turds though? yeah women shit but do they feel the need to explain the plumbing?
Hahah its incredible how many people have tried anal. Taboo no longer I see. Oh and Iceman is a frigging idiot. Nice facts you search up on the internet. Well, i guess if one study said that an orgasm has been recorded during anal sex then it must be good for most girls. Oh and those nerve endings really are a blast, literally...Have you seen the anal damage some sustain from anal sex in their later years? yeah asses that have been ravaged that bad, i bet they were really feeling those nerve endings. Clearly few have felt pleasure when they poo, maybe you just happen to be one of those people though. That was a really lazy post, i apologize. Im going to bed.
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I think in a roundabout way you're really just proving my main point. Both you and Doc seem to have fixated on a sentence or two that can be interpreted different ways without really examining the context in which I said them. Go back up to my very first post. You might notice that the sum conclusion of everything I said was that it's not always the literal differences between vaginal and anal sex that are important in pleasure; it's the thought process behind the two acts.
So your examples, the first being the dildo versus a penis of similar length and girth. Obviously the penis feels different, but that is relatively unimportant compared to what is going on in the mind of the person receiving the act. If I'm masturbating with a dildo, there are plenty of different ways in my mind that I can turn myself on if I want to make if feel better. Usually it does feel better with a real dick, but it's more because the dick is attached to a real person, and that is infinitely more pleasureable than just doing it to myself, regardless of what dick vs. dildo feels like.
Absolutely the same principle applies to the penis of the man I love versus that of the man I don't. Hypothetically, both could give me the same amount of pleasure, but it is the way that my mind tells me "I love this man" that makes the act sexier.
Do you understand what I'm really trying to say here?
Moose, do you think there's a difference between being penetrated by a dildo and a real live penis (of similar girth/length)? There's your peanut butter. What about if the penis belongs to a man you love? There are so many variables. The brand may be the same, but the taste is not.
#48
I don't have a dick, so I've never fucked anyone up the ass. And you might concur that a dildo, if I chose to use one, wouldn't really give me the right idea of what you claim feels so "different."
In order to try to understand where your big "differences" lie, I went ahead and asked a male friend of mine how he felt about it. He said that it came down to the smoothness of the interior walls as well as the tightness of the orifice. So sure, there is a difference, much like there is a difference between crunchy and creamy peanut butter. One you have to chew, but the taste is the same. Why? It's still peanut butter. Anal sex and vaginal sex both involve fucking a hole, even if one is subtly different than the other. Oral sex is different. Why? Because it has more to do with what the woman does with her lips and tongue than the motion of the penis in the hole.
If you're saying that it is the subtle differences between the interior walls of the rectum and the vagina that make you come that much harder, I suppose I'll have to give it to you - not knowing better myself. However, your point is more of a "different strokes" kind of point than anything that truly contradicts what I've said. So congratulations Doc, you like anal sex. I'm proud.
Nobody is emphasizing protection because that's not the issue. The issue is anal sex: to do or not to do? You don't get AIDS from having sex anyway; you get HIV which can turn into AIDS, but not necessarily.
#49 wherehasthegrammargone
Wtf?! "what whole can i fuck next." Is that what you take from all of this? In my experience the people with the most sexual hang-ups are the worst in bed (and I guess have the worst grammar too). Oh and I'm hoping that the other people who commented on this post who failed to mention safe sex did it for the same reason I didn't mention it. Because it's something you automatically take into consideration. Sex doesn't happen unless the person checks out clean and safe sex is practiced. Peace to all.
NoDak girl, I love you and you should write a book about human sexuality.
DocEDC, I am sure you did time for rape before. Sicko.
I read all this comments and it's sad that none of you emphasizes protection in this.
As if Aids is non existant anymore.
All you can think of is
fuck fuck fuck
what whole can i fuck next.
No matter the consequences.
God bless intelligence.
Moose, how many people have you fucked up the ass? Just asking cuz, it does NOT feel the same as vaginal sex. Nope, not even close... Not every pussy feels the same either, but I've never fucked an ass that felt like a vag... and I've fucked a few.
Nodak- keeriste, you sound pretty uptight. "Ewww, spooge- get it away from me" my ex used to beg me to cum in her morning coffee- she liked the taste- she was also a bit of a whore, but what the hell... it was fun while it lasted. Different strokes and all that. Your pronouncement that no chick like sucking cock or taking it up the ass is just retarded. Some do, some don't.
I like chowing box- it's fun as hell- mostly because the women I'm with generally really enjoy it, and that's just fucking rad to be a part of. I would hope the same from anyone I'm with- I like getting my dick sucked- A LOT, and I would hope that someone I'm with would get a lot of pleasuer out of that fact.
And if they don't- I can always tie them to the bed and hate fuck them in the ass...
HAHAHAH! I love this site.
Nodakgirl you are 99% right. Why arent you 100% right, because anal sex is UNNATURAL AND DISGUSTING, and you forgot to say that. To you sick bastards who like anal sex dont even think about responding to this in a way that makes you seem smart.
[sigh] some words seem to have disappeared from under me...
"I don't know very many people who DON'T get off on self-satisfaction."
There.
Anal is like fucking a sewer pipe. Nearly everything pleasureable about it for BOTH sexes has been built up because it's taboo, so as a result people start to fantasize about it. Sure there are nerve endings in my ass, but there are nerve endings all over my body - it doesn't mean I'm going to get off on you fucking my elbow pit. Guys want to do it because most girls won't let them, so it becomes a big deal when someone allows it. But seriously guys, how could it possibly be that much different than normal vaginal sex? Answer: it ISN'T. The difference is IN YOUR MIND. And the ladies? Similar deal. Once you get over the sensation of taking 10 shits backwards, you can start talking yourself into thinking that you're some crazy sexy kinkster because you're letting a guy ram you up the pooper. And I know very people who DON'T get off on self-satisfaction.
Conclusion? Sure, some people like anal. But it's not because of the way it actually FEELS, it's because of the way that our minds have built up this particular deed that turns it into fantasty fulfilled.
I do anal if the girl wants to. Other than that, blowjobs will suffice. And nothing beats a nice warm tight kittycat. Meow!!!
Saying no to a man is not easy when its THIS man. I'll punch you in the mouth.
Nodak, although I am not involved, I would like to apologize for the bitching that is going on in your post, because it completely takes away from the whole point of the converstion, which was:
anal sex / oral sex..... do you or don't you? why?
pretty simple, it's funny when people can't answer simple questions.........
That is one of the saddest and most desperate confessions regarding sex I've ever read. wow, just wow. Maybe I'm one of the few girls out there who does enjoy giving oral and having anal (sometimes) w/o having to fake it to please some man so he can fuck me right. truth is, I came the first time I tried it anal, to my own surprise. You just can't just plunge into it, take it slow. after reading this I feel lucky to have my guy. I don't have to fake or exaggerate anything with him. oh and saying NO to a man is easy, so long as you're not fooling around w/ a guy who doesn't respect you. some women need to wise up and stop submitting to guys request if they're not into it.
As a dude I can't say I know exactly where she's coming from but I know one thing everytime I've tried anal sex the girl would always say it hurt to much and I had to take it out. I've never even been able to put the whole thing in, and I've tried everything you could think of.
Oh on the blow jobs your right, on doing good cuz the better you give the better you recieve.
Truce...I'm here for the same reasons. Let's gang up on some idiot sometime. That may be fun!
all right
i'm not sure how i started it
i just made a comment about oral sex
and you went off on how i find my women at a homeless shelter or something or other
but whatever
i mean i try to make it a point only to fuck with the total idiots and people that fuck with me.
If you don't think that is you fair enough
i'm just here to crack wise
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Man I wasn't ripping you! Not to sound childish but you are the one that started this and Tuesday was the first time I'd been on the site for over a week or more. Research your facts dude!
I am not interested in ANYONE fucking me in the pooper. If I am fucking any pooper, it's gonna be a female one. The thought of a males hairy asshole (AKA John) is pretty fucking repulsive to me!
you need to take it easy pottymouth
for someone that frequents this site as much as you do
you seem a little uptight
the bit about the old lady was a joke
and you are the one that felt the need to rip me in the first place
so i'm not sure what you really expected from me
I AM!!! why cant we all just get along, and fuck eachother in the pooper????
It's just another form of sex. You know people want to keep it intresting, so what do you do , u try different things?! Big deal? U know the funny thing, I met a MILF one time, and she demanded that I give it to her up the azz, now I have never been ordered to do it before, but I must admit I was surprised. But after i thought about it, she's probably done everything else, and just knew what she wanted, needless to say she like to do some other 'things' that other women wouldn't!! But you could find her at church, and out on the street you'd never guess it!! I just think younger women don't know exactly what they want, and neither do us young men, so we need to experiment more!! Who's game!!
John, I refuse to continue an argument with someone as ignorant as you. It would be a waste of time. Only an uneducated piece of shit would be proud of something like that. No wonder you aren't getting any decent pussy. Nobody decent is going to look twice at the likes of your sorry sorry sorry ass!
ew my booty is exit only!
"I picture you as the type of person that wouldn’t help an old woman pick something up off the ground if she was having difficulties doing it by herself."
Thats right
Right on Pottymouth. That's the thing, half of it (pleasure, fulfillment) is all psychological. The whole porn industry is built upon what goes on inside your mind. Perception and imagination is key. You take that away and all you've got is whatever Wiseman was talking about.
What the hell are you people talking about? Anal is great. Just get someone to do it properly, and not shove their cock up your ass straight away and use plenty of lube, you'll be fine. However, please don't go ranting on about how women don't enjoy it, since plenty of them do.
John, You are correct! Pleasing my girl pleases me. It's a turn on to watch her squirm in delight. I know I'm doing my part and she's happy about it. That doesn't mean that I am a pussy whipped jack ass that cowers and does whatever she says. I don't go day to day thinking about me me me like you seem to do! Don't you do nice things for people? I picture you as the type of person that wouldn't help an old woman pick something up off the ground if she was having difficulties doing it by herself. Ya, I'm pretty sure you would walk by and say, can't help ya lady, someone might think I'm pussywhipped.