The Bastadly MILF Institute: Angelina Jolie vs. Vanessa Bryant vs. Josie Maran
I was initially going to include Katie Holmes in this match up, but as long as Tom Cruise is around her, there is no hope for her acceptance into the Bastardly MILF Institute.
The Bastardly MILF Institute is nonprofit organization that admits new mothers only after carefully reviewing their MILFilicious…ness following their 1st six months of motherhood. We accept apps year around, so no worries ladies.
We only have one rule worth mentioning: You must be somewhat hot BEFORE jumping into the shallow well of pregnancy in order for your application to be seriously considered.
Now let’s move on to our latest candidates. Final decision on these applications for admittance into the Institute will be made around Christmas, 2006 by Jackson, myself & others on the MILF Institute Board of Erections.