As we’ve said before, Alessandra Ambrosio wants little girls all around the world to know that smoking will make you HOT!!
Smoking…
- Helps you lose weight
- Helps you keep the weight off
- Allows you to enjoy a doughnut every now & then w/out feeling guilty
- Looks cool!
Here are a few more snaps of Ms. Ambrosio lookin’ smokin’ hot!! Ow!!
I was initially going to include Katie Holmes in this match up, but as long as Tom Cruise is around her, there is no hope for her acceptance into the Bastardly MILF Institute.
The Bastardly MILF Institute is nonprofit organization that admits new mothers only after carefully reviewing their MILFilicious…ness following their 1st six months of motherhood. We accept apps year around, so no worries ladies.
We only have one rule worth mentioning: You must be somewhat hot BEFORE jumping into the shallow well of pregnancy in order for your application to be seriously considered.
Now let’s move on to our latest candidates. Final decision on these applications for admittance into the Institute will be made around Christmas, 2006 by Jackson, myself & others on the MILF Institute Board of Erections.
Yes, that’s right! I’m keeping the polls open for 1 more week. On Friday, May 5th, 2006, at 11:59pm (PST) I’m going to close the voting and any top 10 lists after that will not be counted.
Have you voted (once!)? If not vote for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006!
- Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio want your vote!
- Petra Nemcova wants your vote too!
- Show Aida Yespica some damn love too!
- We can’t forget about Gisele Bundchen too!
- Alba Ass Heaven wants some love too!
- So does Kate Beckinsale!
I don’t know what else to say besides this chick is ugly. What the hell is she doing here?
Avril Lavigne just can’t seem to stop sticking her middle finger to the camera. And this is coming from a good girl model now???
Amy writes:
I’m from China and just turned 22, I hope you don’t brown bag me, that would make me sad!
You should pick me because an Asian with boobs should count for something!
Do you like your boobs?
Of course! I’m glad that I actually *have* boobs, given that I’m Asian … wish I had a booty though 🙂
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
ew no … $3,000,000 really isn’t that much nowadays…
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
No, but I went to myheritage.com where they scan your photo and say what celebrity you look like, and I definitely got “Seiji Ozawa” (yeah, the 70 year old Japanese orchestra conductor man) as a match.
What makes you Bastardly?
Um, I like playing video games, my two biggest fears are zombies and being forced to freestyle rap, my favorite time of day is naked time, and I’m from China (where all good things are made) 🙂 If that doesn’t make me Bastardly, I don’t know what does!
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!
The odd hair color is just not doin’ it for me. Reminds me a little of Storm from X-Men (except white & with really big boobs).
Here are a couple body shots of her scandalous getup.
Haylie Duff already ruined Maxim forever…now she’s going to help take down US Weekly by coming to their sponsored event. Her nose should be like 4 feet long already what with all those lies she tells herself that she’s actually a talent actress???
Jessica Alba’s almost wardrobe malfunction would’ve topped the already wardrobe malfunction from heaven. Let us hope and pray that one day she’s not so aware to catch her strap…like Tara Reid.
Fergie is one of our main spokeswomen. Show her some love, you buttaface lovvas!!
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